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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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DJohn are you flirting with me?
Sappho xxx
Because if you are it's working!
:shock: And nothing worse than a bald dick pic for an avatar.
Sappho xxx
Thanks for the book details Gman - I've made a note. Hope it's still in print.
As for DJohn -
Indeed, I know. That's why I did it

There's only one reaction I can make... passionkiss
Sappho xxx
Sad Sappho supplements sorrowful solitude soliciting sensual satisfaction sans supporting sidekicks.

Oooh, DJohn, you know what alliteration does to me! Sappho shudders with sensual satisfaction
Well, it's a solitude of Sappho tonight sigh. Back to the dictionary!
Sappho xxx
At the risk of sounding pedantic, when Squirrel (GG) asked what the collective noun is for the squirrel, well I just had to find out. I'm like that. I have an enquiring mind. It's not my fault.
Well... there isn't one! You can have a harem of seals by the way, but no squirrel communes, groups, masses or collectives. Bummer isn't it?
I suggest a secrecy of squirrels - rather apt in the light of GG's original post!
Right. Well, I be off then. You all really wanted to know that didn't you? Yep, thought so.
Sappho xxx (the one behind the reference book)
PS: Since posting this it has been bugging me, so I've done a little more digging. There is no accepted collective noun for squirrels, though I have come across separately a scurry and a dray (as opposed to drey = nest).
However I did find the collective noun for nymphomaniacs!
Isn't it the part of the match before Johnny Wilkinson goes into action?
lol
Sappho xxx
Come and look, DJohn! I wasn't fibbing but you can find that out for yourself. Would you like coffee while you're down there?
Sappho xxx
Don't look at me! I haven't stolen the batteries! We ladies of the WI are plentifully supplied thank you. A new rabbit wouldn't go amiss, though - one of the little control buttons just flipped off the other day. Perhaps I applied a little too much pressure on setting 6...
Brumlad, you have a lot of tension here... you need a good workout to ease up these knots in your shoulders...
Sappho produces oil and a towel from her Swinging kit
Welcome to SH, player.
Come on in and join us. Tell us a little about yourself and become one of the family.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Right, coffee with two in a chipped Aston Villa mug for Brumlad... would you like cream with that, darling?
Sappho xxx
Good morning Sarge!
All alone? I have a fresh pot of coffee and some warm croissants with butter and apricot preserve. Can I tempt you?
Sappho xxx
Gman, I have been a teacher, but I was there as a parent.
Sappho xxx
Sappho - can I just say I find your posts endlessly entertaining/educating!

Honey2 - that's really sweet of you to say so; thank you.
Karrie, I hope to make your intimate acquaintance one of these fine days.
Hi Gman, I see you've been busy this evening. The disco was a school activity!
Sappho xxx
Evening everyone! Yes it's that Friday night feeling isn't it? Then again I've had a manic few hours supervising a kids' disco - don't they just hate it when the grownups start to boogie? How to embarrass the younger generation in one easy gyration!
And I'm so looking forward to tomorrow night too - another evening on the PC. Thank God for the forum!
Sappho xxx
Gman wrote:
Will... thought you were going into therapy?

Will did go into therapy in Shropshire - which is why he needs recovery in Norfolk. :twisted:
Love Sappho (all sweetness and light) xxx
BAD KATE!!

Jags, you know chastisement merely makes them exciteable.
Sappho xxx
Sarge, as Head of Defence (Northern division) you would be on duty that evening - so get your kit off there's a love.
Sappho, Minister for Intelligence xxx
Hi OneoftheDamned kiss
Have to totally agree with Silky's post of Sweet Child of Mine - brilliant, superb and wonderful track. (Quick peek at Axel Rose on my desktop.)
Sappho xxx
Allgood,
Surely Will would have to be Master of Ceremonies, wouldn't he? Now who else should be in a state of natural born grace at the event...? Oooh, could this be an excuse for a top 10? No, perhaps not, it caused mayhem when it was tried in the GFZ!
Sappho - who will keep her own counsel on this particular issue! :twisted:
This song meant a great deal to me when I had to make a big decision. I made that decision and have never regretted it, but the song remains special.
If you were a king up there on your throne,
would you be wise enough to let me go
for this queen you think you own
wants to be a hunter again,
wants to see the world alone again
to take a chance on life again, so let me go, let me leave
Dido, 'Hunter'
Whatever happened to this idea, Will? Or did it get gazumped by Munchfever?
Still keen to attend a gathering!
Sappho xxx
Paul darling, I use lots of terms of endearment - love, sweetie, darling, etc - because I'm a naturally affectionate person.
It has nothing to do with Sir Richard Attenborough's excuse that he could never remember names and so called everybody 'darling'!
Sappho xxx
It's a great site, with some great people.

Oh how right you are! Welcome to SH Spidey.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
This would normally take the form of a long hike in the hills.

Mmm, I didn't realise thermal long johns were standard issue swinging wear. I guess stockings and suspenders would be a tad impractical with hiking boots.
Sappho xxx
Dear Squirrel,
Firstly, welcome to SH, I hope you find what you're looking for here.
I can see and understand why cards need to be played close to the chest, but when I joined I thought this was the way for a shy guy to find some saucy friendship.

You are absolutely right in thinking this is the place to find 'saucy friendship' - many of us have formed valued friendships here - but because of our chosen lifestyle we all agree that a degree of anonymity is essential. There are, sadly, certain individuals who would use information about members to their detriment if such information were broadcast so it is better to be safe than sorry.
From the single female's point of view, there is the consideration of personal safety; I have had the pleasure of meets with various members here but they are all people whom I have got to know through their posts, through the NW munch and through reputation.
By posting in the cafe or in the other fora, you give people the chance to get to know you, and therefore trust you enough to meet.
Perhaps I am too sensitive but some of the replies seem quite caustic as well.

You will find wit and banter here, and yes, fools and disrespectful posts do get short shrift. However, join in and give as good as you get whilst maintaining the bounds of politeness and respect, and no member will go far wrong.
Have fun in the forum, Squirrel, and get to know us. By doing so you may find it easier to achieve your desires and gain friends along the way.
best wishes
Sappho xxx
PS: I apologise for calling you Squirrel, but... 'Granniegobbler'?
Another mobile number to go in to Alex's and Sappho's phone book.

I personally object to that Blade! mad
Sappho xxx
So just Carry on Swinging,

I shall indeed Carry on Regardless!
Sappho who swings and salsas sensually in specs xxx
It might increase your standing Miss Sappho, if you were to agree to demonstrating this activity to me so that a full assessment can be made.

I think the objective of such a demonstration would be to increase your standing Minister, rather than mine.
Sappho xxx