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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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Will that be lilies or roses?

I was thinking about your requiem mass, darling. kiss
Sappho wink
Actually, darling I think RoadKnight was referring to the bass guitar in Bassdude's avatar.

Very quietly and with studied calm, Sappho enquires,
This is a reference to a musical instrument and not Wilma's shotgun?
Good grief man! Do you really want to quibble with a woman with riotous hormones? mad
Will that be lilies or roses?
Sappho xxx
I believe he is going into therapy in Shropshire Harry0. We are confident of a complete recovery from the stress and anxiety associated with predicting the trends in worrying about unfounded rumour which may have a basis in fact and yet be unsubstantiated to the complete satisfaction of the government, Minister.
Sappho xxx
Exactly, Harry0 - that's why it is the upgrade of choice. Not only do we women multi-task but we adapt, overcome and survive with the resources available. Perhaps you'd like a demonstration of how a girl handles a weapon?
Sappho xxx
Aha, a fellow pedant and demon wordmonger...!

Mmmm, I have high hopes of this one. Tell me, RoadKnight, do you alliterate too?
Sappho (in hope) xxx
You wouldn't happen to work for the Downing Street Press Office would you artificer?

Just don't call him Humphrey, Harry0.
Sappho xxx
Hmm,
Hohner or Steinberg?

I believe the upgrade of choice for the discerning woman is a Kalishnikov.
Sappho xxx (who sympathises deeply)
You just couldn't resist, could you Kat?
Well, you know what they say about Kats and curiosity... :sticky:
Sappho xxx
Welcome to SH RoadKnight!
We have a few gentlemen in shining armour here, but one more will not go amiss.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Tongue
We shall compare diaries re: lunch and find a suitable opportunity I'm sure! The least I can do after that very nice post (despite the spit emoticon - you know a lady always swallows).
Sappho xxx
Another tough question but I tackled it with my usual zest. The following is not definitive and I may have to go to another 10, but here's a start.
Now Voyager - Bette Davies, Paul Henreid and Claude Rains. "Don't lets ask for the moon Jerry, we have the stars." This is the movie where Henreid habitually lights two cigarettes at once and passes one to Davis. Sigh
Rear Window - the best of Hitchcock's movies in my humble opinion.
All About Eve - another Bette Davis classic with a very young Anne Bancroft: "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride."
Showboat - I love fifties musicals and this is superb with Ava Gardner and Howard Keel.
Great Expectations - David Lean directing the indecently young Alec Guinness and John Mills.
The Captive Heart - Forties POW movie with Michael Redgrave. On a par with Went the Day Well about a fictitious German invasion of an English Village. Superb British propaganda during the dark days of war.
Pandora and the Flying Dutchman - the sexual chemistry between James Mason and Ava Gardner!
Mildred Pierce - a fine example of forties film noir with the inimitable Joan Crawford.
Bhowani Junction - Ava Gardner (again) and the gorgeous Stewart Granger in the film adaptation of John Masters' excellent novel of pre-independence India.
Sunset Boulevard - atmospheric, gripping, excellent.
Sappho xxx
I think only Peter Jackson could tackle a novel on that scale after the masterpieces he has made of Tolkien.
Mal - if you can do tantric massage then I'm asking!
Sappho xxx
haven't a clue what a tantric massage is!

I do - and that's why I'm so sorry BrianMerc01 is in the south of the country!
What a pity!
Sappho xxx
I didn't get a thankyou like that!!!

Poor Sarge! Here's a thankyou for all your hard work in our defence:
passionkiss
Sappho xxx
Dammit! Down South! :cry:
What a lovely ad! Welcome to SH BrianMerc01!
Have fun in the forum though I have no doubt you will find the partner you're looking for!
Sappho xxx
"Sappphhhhhooooooooo!"
Anyone seen her?

Did you vocalise in my general direction, Fred? Here, as ever, willing to lend a helping hand wherever it may be needed although I have been a very busy little bunny today. Actually got some work done! So, what can I do for you, darling, mmm?
Kitkat wrote:
I know - Sappho, next you get Will into a compromising position in which he is at your mercy and can refuse you nothing, ask him what his Top 10 single digit numbers are. You can ask him as slowly as you like.

It's a tough job but someone has to do it! The man's a tiger! Can I use the silk scarves? :twisted:
But getting back to the thread... I have to agree with the posts for Ice Age and Shrek. Shrek I can watch over and over again - can't wait for Shrek II - and as for Ice Age... only seen it once, but that is definitely a must-see-again. Loved it. As I recall, Reign of Fire was on that night too - not brilliant, but watchable in good company.
Sappho xxx
So at 45 I am an old Perv? Where did I go wrong?

:therethere: Mal
passionkiss
Sappho xxx
I'll shovel the popcorn

I am a fully trained popcorn shoveller and hot dog dispenser courtesy of Odeon Cinemas and I can flash with the best of them - a torch that is!
Sappho xxx
PS: Would you like to go large with that, Sir?
what we need is an SH film club

Damn good idea Artificer!
Which Henry V - Branagh or Olivier? I love both but I think Branagh has the edge. (There's also the delightful Much Ado About Nothing too.)
Sappho xxx
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Yes Blue - I AM blushing - particularly when I think of Kat's photo album!
Thanks for this Bassdude - I think! redface
Sappho xxx
David,
Completely with you on The Vikings, The Wicker Man and The Devil Rides Out. I also agree with DJohn on The Sixth Sense too - usually not my sort of movie (being a scaredy cat) but thought it was superb.
Sappho xxx
The book was great (Foucault's Pendulum was a few million times better), but too much was hacked out and compressed and simplified for the movie. Disappointing.

You have a point DJohn - but imagine what they would do to Foucault's Pendulum? It would be impossible! I thought the essence of the Rose was captured, but it would have been impossible to get all the theological intricacies in to it.
Sappho xxx
This thread has intrigued me all day whilst working on some incredibly dull documents, and now finally, with my G&T (sorry Will, it's not Gordon's, it's Bombay Sapphire), I can finally have a think about it... so here goes in no particular order...
Witness - the most sympathetic account of Amish traditions with a superb soundtrack and the delectable Harrison Ford
Sense and Sensibility - Emma Thompson's empathy with Austen is astounding even if she did play with the story slightly
Shakespeare in Love - witty, romantic, superb
Gorky Park - compelling and fascinating
Iris - moving with superb casting
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - then again The Life of Brian... or The Meaning of Life - damn cannot decide
The Draughtsman's Contract - fabulous soundtrack by Talman
The Last of the Mohicans - spectacular cinematography plus Daniel Day Lewis
Rob Roy - Dear God, Liam Neeson in a kilt! Not to mention the reintroduction of the word 'quim' - I've won Scrabble matches with that!
The Name of the Rose - as compelling as Umberto Eco's novel and starring the superb Sean Connery
But then there's more recently the Lord of the Rings, and Wings of the Dove, and A Room with a View, and Maurice, and Chicago and Notting Hill and - too many superb movies to choose from!
Sappho xxx
Welcome back Bassdude! kiss
Sappho xxx
PS: Fred has been lurking around here today. He's bound to turn up at some point!
I'd be a cat - an elegant, svelte and playful feline. Gosh, just like me in reality!
Sappho xxx
Dear Buttford,
Could you perhaps be a little more specific about your requirements? lol
Apologies - but I couldn't resist! I hope there is a very submissive young lady out there who fits your description and is willing to accede to your commands.
Sappho xxx
Will, my angelic bard, I await you in ye ancient county of Salop with effervescent anticipation.
HarryO - you have a PM.
Gmanxxx - rolleyes
Sappho xxx