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17 Jan 2004

somebody on here who knows who she is.

Who, who? :shock:

17 Jan 2004

Thanks Kit, for rushing over. I think he's okay, but he's going to have to let go sometime. Would you like to take over and ministrate? I'll bring him in to the GFZ.

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17 Jan 2004

Gentlemen all,
All your offers of helping me test foods for erotic purposes have been noted down with gratitude. Please let me know which of you want the following:
Cold custard/strawberryblancmange/trifle/mayonnaise/chick pea dip/Philadelphia cheese/butterscotch angel delight (might keep that one for myself actually)/probiotic yoghurt...
and I'll pop them in the post asap
Love Sappho the secretary in specs xxx

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17 Jan 2004

Subversion of Barbie after she's subverted so many small girls.
There is a God!

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17 Jan 2004

Ahhh! The light breaks through! Thanks SteveG.
:doh:
More coffee needed.

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17 Jan 2004

Oh, Jags - he's been there all night.
Come on Sarge, come to Sappho... there, there
lays Sarge's head on scanty bosom and gives hug
We won't put the Sarge in the nasty corner again...

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17 Jan 2004

Der Sappho-I request.
Ich moechte. Idwi. Je desire

I did a Google translation on Artificer's post - it came up with
The Sappho I request. I request. Idwi. It is for the Irish.
Okay, you request and you desire. Irish? I thought you were a Shropshire lad Arty...? But 'Idwi'? Stumped, I must admit!
Sappho xxx

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16 Jan 2004

Sappho instructs all the boys to sit crosslegged on the carpet in a semi-circle around her. She produces a brightly coloured book from her capacious handbag.
Now are you all sitting comfortably? Today we are going to talk about how we are made and why little boys and little girls are different - DJohn, are you listening? Yes, I'm going to show you the pictures now.
Waits for Fred to stop punching Kat, by fixing upon them her best teacher stare with raised eyebrows, and opens the book...

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16 Jan 2004

Welcome to SH GMan - and thanks for your post! It all helps my research.
DJohn - I don't have to take my specs off, you know. They can be left on by request. :twisted:
Sappho in Specsavers specs xxx

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16 Jan 2004

Would you like me to show you? rolleyes

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16 Jan 2004

Yes DJohn, I am a specky four eyes - the only time I take them off is for play and sleep!
God, I hope I don't look like Deirdre Barlow... (no disrespect intended), oooh... crisis of confidence coming on..!

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16 Jan 2004

I've never been so pleased to be proved wrong Biscuit - you are a true romantic.
:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:

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16 Jan 2004

Well so far, the consensus seems to be fruit is sexy - but what I find most interesting is it's the guys who have actually said which foods they prefer.
Well, ladies? Is food the last thing on your mind when it comes to sex?
Absolutely fascinating... makes tick on clipboard and adjusts specs on end of nose

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16 Jan 2004

And who says romance is dead? rolleyes

Sappho xxx

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16 Jan 2004

G & T, DJohn?

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16 Jan 2004

Only in Wem? Goodness you are nearby. I'm sure Messrs Swarbrick and Carthy would be as delighted to receive an offering from the pen of the Artificer as I have been. Failing that I have a contact who knows Dave Pegg - could pass it on to him perhaps?
So will you be at Cropredy in August?
Sappho xxx

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16 Jan 2004

Congratulations Biscuit and Mrs Biscuit!
kiss

Sappho xxx

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16 Jan 2004

I've got Scots blood, Bassdude - and I'm proud of it!

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16 Jan 2004

There is something very alluring about a man in a kilt, don't you think Wilma?
Shades of Liam neeson in Rob Roy (sigh - I wish)

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16 Jan 2004

Ooooh, that is so much better! Cheers, girls!
Hello Bassdude - haven't you gone to the pub with the others? You couldn't do my shoulders whilst Kat kneels at my feet could you? What an angel you are.
Kat, that position really suits you you know.
Ladies, your very good health!

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16 Jan 2004

Oh yeah?? You had to bring Sappho in too didn't you Jags??

Did someone mention my name? Hello all... was it something I said? All the boys are decamping.
Oooh, is that a bottle of Sapphire Blue I espy? Mmm, God after the bloody day I've had I need one.
Kicks off three inch heels and relaxes...

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16 Jan 2004

Sapper Tongue, that could be viewed as dereliction of duty. You must make up for it somehow.
Sappho, Minister for Intelligence

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16 Jan 2004

Welcome to SH, Orinoco -
I completely echo Andy's comments - come on down and join us. It can be freaky, but it is fun!
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx

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16 Jan 2004

You are, however, gorgeous Sab! Hope you had a good time at the munch. See you again, I hope.
Sappho xxx

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16 Jan 2004

Yep, have to agree - very true!

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

I do - straight in the other person's eyes... :twisted:
Sappho xxx

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16 Jan 2004

Rocky, my angel.
You really are a star! I know this song well - most famously sung by the superb Dave Swarbrick.
Thank you so much! kiss

Sappho

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15 Jan 2004

let me be your sextoy!!

Oh FFS! Sorry, it's late... but for FFS!
I hope you have fun in the forum, I really do...
Sappho xxx

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15 Jan 2004

Ladies - I can vouch for Mozzerella - an artist and a gentleman. If you'd like to see a sample of his work then take a look at the calendar on the WI page - the painting is Mozzerella's.
Love Sappho xxx

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15 Jan 2004

Mmmm, thinks Sappho speculatively. I'm over 35 and feel 18. Does that count or not?

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15 Jan 2004

Hi and Welcome to SH!
Um, a little more info would be nice!
Precisely where?
With whom?
What kind of fun? (Scrabble tournament perhaps? Count me in)
Details, details - you can never have enough, you know.
Sappho xxx

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