Please don't beat me.
Can we give you a hug then DJohn?
Sappho xxx
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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire
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Hi everyone,
Ever played hunt the Smartie? Been turned on by your partner eating a banana or yoghurt? Screwed by a finger of Fudge? Licked to a frenzy with honey? :shock:
Which food really turns you on? Makes you feel sexy looking at it, tasting it, smelling it. Ever used food as a sex aid?
Is it champagne and strawberries, oysters, chocolate - or an Indian meal?
Or is food just not sexy?
Anything posted below or PM'd to me will be incorporated into a short article and submitted to the Editor of the WI page. I'm also willing to undergo erotic food testing in the interests of research - volunteers may be required.
love Sappho xxx
Ever played hunt the Smartie? Been turned on by your partner eating a banana or yoghurt? Screwed by a finger of Fudge? Licked to a frenzy with honey? :shock:
Which food really turns you on? Makes you feel sexy looking at it, tasting it, smelling it. Ever used food as a sex aid?
Is it champagne and strawberries, oysters, chocolate - or an Indian meal?
Or is food just not sexy?
Anything posted below or PM'd to me will be incorporated into a short article and submitted to the Editor of the WI page. I'm also willing to undergo erotic food testing in the interests of research - volunteers may be required.
love Sappho xxx
Hi Slacky and welcome.
Curious nickname you have there - conjures up all sorts of images! I often think dick pics are a guy's way of showing us his brains. I think I'd rather go by your posts in the forum, mate.
Come in and join us - despite the opening criticisms we are a nice bunch to know - so get to know us!
Have fun in the forum
Sappho xxx
(Finally, a calendar girl!)
Curious nickname you have there - conjures up all sorts of images! I often think dick pics are a guy's way of showing us his brains. I think I'd rather go by your posts in the forum, mate.
Come in and join us - despite the opening criticisms we are a nice bunch to know - so get to know us!
Have fun in the forum
Sappho xxx
(Finally, a calendar girl!)
Hi Paul and welcome to SH,
This is a topic we've discussed a lot on here - have you seen the thread below yours, 'Any hope for us single guys?'?
a) There is no problem being 50 - I'm 37!
b) Blue is right - it takes patience.
c) We all start off as strangers on here...
so, why not join in more on the forum - particularly in the cafe - get to know us and we'll get to know you. We have a couple of oddities, but which social club hasn't? The vast majority of us are normal, well-balanced, and on the whole, rather gorgeous people.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
This is a topic we've discussed a lot on here - have you seen the thread below yours, 'Any hope for us single guys?'?
a) There is no problem being 50 - I'm 37!
b) Blue is right - it takes patience.
c) We all start off as strangers on here...
so, why not join in more on the forum - particularly in the cafe - get to know us and we'll get to know you. We have a couple of oddities, but which social club hasn't? The vast majority of us are normal, well-balanced, and on the whole, rather gorgeous people.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
:shock: Right, that's it! Everybody out to fend for themselves. It's back to the tight jeans and a monogamous relationship with the rabbit. Typical! Invite a bloke in for a cuppa and the next thing you know he's wiring up to Sky Sports! That really is the bloody limit - I cannot bear sport on TV.
May start living up to my name and give lesbianism a try...
May start living up to my name and give lesbianism a try...
Gentlemen,
Not for the first time I'm in complete agreement with Alex. There are many very genuine, pleasant and personable single men out there - and I may as well say there are quite a few on this site I would be delighted to meet for a drink.
I have no idea why there appear to be fewer single women, Jon. They obviously don't know what they're missing!
It's almost a platitude to preach patience and resignation, but it is the obvious answer. From the single woman's point of you - mine, personally - I'm extremely selective. Partly I have that luxury because to quote the song, it's raining men, but also because I prefer to choose carefully and I only liase with partners with whom I feel a common interest and a mutual respect.
The gist of this is, don't give up hope and don't give up on Swinging Heaven. Despite the occasional idiot and the frequent examples of disrespect in ads, it is a good place to be.
Love Sappho xxx
Not for the first time I'm in complete agreement with Alex. There are many very genuine, pleasant and personable single men out there - and I may as well say there are quite a few on this site I would be delighted to meet for a drink.
I have no idea why there appear to be fewer single women, Jon. They obviously don't know what they're missing!
It's almost a platitude to preach patience and resignation, but it is the obvious answer. From the single woman's point of you - mine, personally - I'm extremely selective. Partly I have that luxury because to quote the song, it's raining men, but also because I prefer to choose carefully and I only liase with partners with whom I feel a common interest and a mutual respect.
The gist of this is, don't give up hope and don't give up on Swinging Heaven. Despite the occasional idiot and the frequent examples of disrespect in ads, it is a good place to be.
Love Sappho xxx
