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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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On the subject of cheating...
Is this her fault or mine?
The tempter or the tempted, who sins most?

- William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure (1604)
seeing as we're playing at quotations...
Sappho - who has nothing to declare except her genius (God, I love Wilde!)
Cyber munch - second only to flirting at the real thing!
Where will this lead to I wonder... a virtual orgy of internet hedonism one profoundly hopes!
Sappho xxx
Will you two go and flirt in Meet Ups please? Honestly, thread hijackers rolleyes
And leave me to flirt with DJohn and Fred :twisted: !
Are you okay in there boys? Oi - watch where you're sticking that aerial!
Defection, nothing! Looking after my interests, SteveG. One day I might run out of batteries.
Sappho the forward thinking xxx
Sappho puts on her long voluminous satin skirt
DJohn, if you need a place to hide...? Fred's already here from another thread.
Sappho xxx
Fred, mon ange, sorry about giving you the pink fluffy handcuffs back - but you seemed so attached to them! Would you like me to come and give you release?
Sappho xxx
Gordon wrote:
I couldn't agree more. I put two of these into my bedside cabinet, and now the whole house is over-run with loads of tiny little ones.
If they escape into the wild we could all be in trouble.

So, rabbit farming is it, Gordon? I do hope you're organic!
Sappho, wild rabbit devotee in the absence of anything resembling
homo erectus
Welcome Paul,
Have fun in the forum - but then you intend to don't you, Fun365?
Love Sappho xxx
PS: Please ignore anything Fred or Carpathian have to say about sexual slavery - I'm really a very nice sort of girl wink
Then that was two of us who lost their virginity on Saturday! :shock: It was good to meet you EssexNymph!
Sappho xxx
Artificer wrote:
is there anything you don't know? I bet Chris Tarrant is fed up of ringing you to be somebody's 'phone-a-friend'.

Gord wrote:
Spot the deliberate spelling mistake included for Sappho to feel useful

Don't you guys love me anymore? :sad:
Artificer - it was Charley wasn't it?
Charley says don't meet strange businessmen in hotels - you could burn yourself very much.
Hi Jezzay - and welcome to the forum!
Is there any chance of meeting these guys for a vanilla meet first? You might feel more secure having met them before you agree to play. To be honest you don't know that you can trust them until you've been able to get to know them. I don't know if you've been able to speak to them on the phone at all or exchanged pics.
Whatever you do, please let someone know where you are going if you can.
Hope it turns out well for you.
Sappho xxx
Glad everyone had a great time (grrrrrr)-jealous..moi????.......and I missed meeting Sappho! Excuse me whilst I put my head in the mangle, stick my finger in the electric socket and head-butt the neighbour's bull.

Never mind Artificer - sounds like you had a very constructuve evening all the same! Next time though you must come - a very good time was had by all!
Sappho xxx
Funniest Moment - Kat falling off the bed
Loudest Moment - redface
Female most people wanted to meet - Bluexxx
Male most people wanted to meet - SteveG
Couple most people wanted to meet - ooh, tough one! Can I have three? KitKat, Wilma and Fred Flintstone, Fran and Stu
Sexiest outfit - that's far too difficult - all the girls looked stunning
Most embarrassing moment - being asked in the chatroom was I the girl in red who flashed her bottom? redface
How much we have to thank the St Trinian's Sixth Form for!
One of the best parties I went to was a themed charity do on a school theme. The best were the all bloke netball team :twisted: - especially when they came out of the ladies with their skirts tucked in their knickers.
Sappho xxx
And lets face it - sex between friends is so much better anyway and speaking as a woman, a hell of a lot safer too!

Alex - I could not agree with you more! Personally speaking I've eschewed committed monogamous relationships in favour of friends with whom I can have sex and laughter.
It's so much more fun!
Sappho xxx
Hi Alexandra
Welcome (back) to SH!
I'll agree with you that a polite and respectful approach to making contacts is infinitely preferable to the 'Woman wanted for shagging' routine - which is why quite often when the latter approach is used the poster tends to get some stick. This is done largely in a goodnatured if bantering style - so a sense of humour is essential round here!
In the short time that I've been on SH I've read and contributed to a number of threads, and not all of them have been directly sex-related - which is the beauty of this site. Yes, recreational sex between consenting adults may be its primary aim, but there is an awful lot more to the majority of people on here.
Some of us have already agreed that our initial reasons for joining the site have changed and we remain for the sake of the friendships we've formed.
Have fun in the forum
Sappho xxx
Sappho wrote:
Revenge is a fish best served cold - I shall bide my time and think up something really evil!
Actually, that could take some time - I'm just too nice for revenge. Bugger!
...surely you mean a dish served cold?

Bugger!
rotflmao
Revenge is a dish best served cold - I shall bide my time and think up something really evil!
Actually, that could take some time - I'm just too nice for revenge. Bugger!
I'm going to get you for that Steve_1! Sicilian fashion! :twisted:
Okay, you lot - no scrapping in the playground!
Welcome to the forum Tyrese - I hope you have fun. I hope you can take the banter in the forum, a sense of humour is essential here; we are a friendly bunch but we do say what we think too!
Stick around and get to know us - we're really awfully nice to know!
Sappho xxx
Being a versatile and adaptable sort of girl I can put my hand to most things Steve_1 :twisted:
Sappho xxx
You're welcome Dave - anytime. If ever you have a question, the moderators here are all wonderful and they can answer anything you wish to know with regard to the site, or put up a post and we'll all pitch in with help and advice. We're a very friendly bunch - in the nicest sense of the word - so join in and get to know us.
Sappho xxx
Dave,
The NW Munch was THE event of the Swinging Season - as you'll read in the Thanks to SteveG thread. About 70 happy swingers gathered in one place to meet, chat and network with no pressure other than to have fun and get to know one another.
Other munches are in the planning stages as you'll see on Let's Meet Up and I can only recommend every SH member to attend them. Certainly makes FriendsReunited school reunions look a bit tame! lol
There are some damn fine people on this site! wink
Sappho xxx
Welcome to SH, Dave Shrewsbury!
Things are good - just recovering from the NW Munch. What an event that was!
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
So nice to see a resurrection after the main event!
Gentlemen, I thank you!
Sappho xxx
bowed but unbroken...........

Erect is preferred to bowed - I'll think you don't adore me! rolleyes