So great to meet so many names from both forum and chatroom, and hoping to meet up again at future munches.
SteveG - thank you for all your hard work. It really paid off and from the look of things everyone had a brilliant time.
Sappho
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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
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Gentlemen,
In the interests of raising morale and in recognition of the fine work of the 1st RHF, the Minister for Intelligence will be wearing holdup stockings at the munch this evening.
Right men, this is the Big One. We're going to go over the top with all guns blazing - aim to shoot, and shoot to hit the target. (Try not to hit anyone in the eye, chaps.)
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
In the interests of raising morale and in recognition of the fine work of the 1st RHF, the Minister for Intelligence will be wearing holdup stockings at the munch this evening.
Right men, this is the Big One. We're going to go over the top with all guns blazing - aim to shoot, and shoot to hit the target. (Try not to hit anyone in the eye, chaps.)
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
Sappho fiddles with Fred's handcuffs
Okay Fred, who's got the key? Don't know how you managed to do Fran and Stu's web page with these on - looked like a pretty hands-on job to me.
Oh - there you go! Fred, you're free. Run, run free - and give Will a hand while you're at it, there's a love.
Thank you for that Wilma, it's lovely! :rose: (but if you'd like to show me I wouldn't mind at all!).
Okay Fred, who's got the key? Don't know how you managed to do Fran and Stu's web page with these on - looked like a pretty hands-on job to me.
Oh - there you go! Fred, you're free. Run, run free - and give Will a hand while you're at it, there's a love.
I am sure I don't need to tell Sappho how much we love her.
(Might need to show her though!!)
Thank you for that Wilma, it's lovely! :rose: (but if you'd like to show me I wouldn't mind at all!).
Brumlad - we commend you for your dedication to the cause particularly in the face of such adversity.
Your recommendations have been taken on board and will be approved. The Tongue has been requested to present himself for a personal test with myself, and in the meantime will deploying his forces whenever and with whoever possible.
Sgt Bilko, we rely upon you to give all aid possible to The Tongue and Brumlad in their valiant fight with the forces of pleasure.
Gentlemen, I salute you.
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
Your recommendations have been taken on board and will be approved. The Tongue has been requested to present himself for a personal test with myself, and in the meantime will deploying his forces whenever and with whoever possible.
Sgt Bilko, we rely upon you to give all aid possible to The Tongue and Brumlad in their valiant fight with the forces of pleasure.
Gentlemen, I salute you.
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
Spr Tongue It has obviously been some time since you have put your skills to the test. Report to our Minister for Intelligence ASAP for a Refresher Course and quick assessment.
I trust you can accommodate this MfI ??!!!!!
Sapper Tongue - please report to me in person at the NW Munch for a personal assessment prior to entering the field of combat.
Agent Will has received instructions to get his arse up to Shropshire PDQ for his own safety.
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
1. Is there an organisation behind this worrying development?
2. Could it be ORGASM (Organisation of Rural Gangbangs and Abominable Sadists and Masochists) or even SHAG (Swingers and Hedonists Arousal Group)?
3. Are these people licensed and authourised for rabbit control?
4. Have they been personally approved by our gorgeous Minister for Intelligence
Attention: Sgt Bilko, Head of Security (Northern Division) and Agent Willxx69 (Southern area)
Many apologies for not having confirmed Agent Will's questions immediately but I have had to personally interview, test and otherwise assess the organisations ORGASM and SHAG.
SHAG has received approval for their use of the WMO Rabbit - in tests 9 out of 10 female swingers said they preferred it. However, ORGASM, by the very nature of their locality and persuasion, has been more difficult to track down and has made the surveillance of carparks and country picnic areas a necessity.
I agree with the Sarge that Brumlad's radio silence is a cause for concern. It is thought he may be being held at strap-on point and could be in a very sticky situation. The chances are he has been subverted and has gone over to the Pleasurists.
Excellent work gentlemen, if I may say so.
Carry on regardless.
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
I see you've already met Sappho ( Brazen Hussy, alwys on the search for new blood !!! )
Oi, Sarge! You'll be giving the man the wrong impression! Search for new blood indeed - I never bite, just nibble a little on request!
Sappho HRT xxx
Sappho's high heels tap out a counterpoint of high dudgeon as she goes back into the cafe muttering that's no way to speak of the Minister for Intelligence. Considers changing nick to Buffy...
Well Tall and Dark, the more you post, the more you'll get to know us all... intimately. We're a very friendly crowd and everyone is welcome, one might say with open limbs (depending on your preference), who joins in in the spirit of the forum.
I look forward to seeing your future posts.
Sappho xxx
I look forward to seeing your future posts.
Sappho xxx
