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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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Hello Tall, Dark and Havesome
Join in and get to know us. Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
I just wish I had the resolution to carry out a New Year's resolution.
Absolutely no will power. rolleyes
Didn't KitKat have a couple of games mentioned on a previous thread? Something about a gullible couple under a blanket...?
Ann Summers definitely has some party games which would break the ice... flicks through catalogue in search...
redface
Blissed, you say the sweetest things - but you didn't see the team of plastic surgeons, make up artists and beauticians behind the scenes of those pics! confused
Okay, hands up, who'd go on webcam when they'd just got out of bed?
Hell, if I had webcam it would have to be a full make up job or a paper bag every time I logged on! :shock:
At least with messenger I can just sound sexy and not have to look it! The power of the written word over the visual reality... :twisted:
I love the new page - well done to every one involved, not least of whom is Fran who is gorgeous.
Sappho xxx
Gentlemen,
I have grave news. There is indeed a plot to uncover Willxx69 at the munch, however, by undertaking his protection personally I can guarantee that any expose will be kept strictly private. In the meantime and during the munch all facilities offered by TIT, FIST and the SAS at my command will be at his immediate disposal.
May I commend our diligent team - Sgt Bilko, Head of Security; Brumlad, Intelligence Officer, and new recruit The_Tongue for their attention to the most intimate detail during this state of national emergency.
I feel it may be an ongoing battle with the Pleasurist Group, and we may be overwhelmed by force of numbers, but we will screw our courage to the sticking post and shall never go down without asking first.
Sappho
Minister for Intelligence, Secretary of the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT) and Munch Guest Frisker
Nice to see you here Dweezil - have fun in the Forum!
Love Sappho xxx
Think you need to head North Big Daz - that's up!
Seriously I think there are quite a few coming from the Mids area. Bound to be somebody to meet up with.
Sappho xxx
We try, Aownen - we really try!
Have fun in the forum!
Oh, and Stallone...? That was sweet of you to say so. A girl does like to be appreciated!
Not being a Mod I can't slap - but I can tickle. Will that do?
lol
Sappho xxx
PS Welcome Sev - have fun in the forum!
The forum really is expanding! We have the WI and now we have the DIY club too.
Welcome gentlemen!
Sappho xxx
Anything you say Sarge!
Love the ever-so-eager-to-please Sappho xxx
So you think I need taming? Little old fluffy me?
Whatever gave you that idea?:smoke:
And some of us are VERY serious about wanting to get to know someone. See you at the munch biggrin !
Welcome Paul and Rachel
Has the Sarge (Head of Security, NorthWest Division) checked your id? He may insist on a strip search, but I can't guarantee it. Rachel is most welcome to join the Swinging Heaven Women's Institute - can you knit willy warmers? Watch out for Flintstone - he likes attaching crocodile clips to delicate parts of the anatomy, it's a new thing since he gave up the pink fluffy handcuffs. Personally I blame Carpathian - it was his idea. Oh, don't worry about the clash of swords, that's just SteveG and Willxx69 being matey.
As you can see we're a very normal, level headed sort of bunch so come on in!
Have fun in the forum!
Love Sappho xxx
Emergency bulletin:
HQ has received intelligence that WMOs may attempt to infiltrate the NW munch in the forms of Rabbits and, we understand, Oysters. Be aware people, keep your legs open and your eyes crossed. :shock:
End of bulletin.
Ouch!!! redface
I'll get you for that Fred! Where did you suggest, Blissed?
Er... just where were planning to put the crocodile clips, Carpy? redface
One hundred and eighty! :bounce:
Sorry guys - I couldn't resist. This is my one hundred and eightieth post - it just had to be done!
Sappho xxx
I totally agree with Fran's post in its entirety - there are ways to get your normal pics on to your pc and I've done it too - except I'm always the one behind the camera, never in front of it!
I was thinking more in line with intimate pictures and as Fran says there is the privacy issue. We swingers tread a fine line in the respect that we don't tell most of our friends and family that we swing - but a lot of us will place revealing photos of ourselves on message boards to be seen by strangers - the genuine interested swinger and the pervy pic collector alike.
It's one of those rings within rings debates again isn't it!
Oh and thanks for your kind offer Brumlad. Duly noted and appreciated!
Sappho xxx
I've found this thread interesting because until recently I didn't have any pics of myself. That I have now is thanks to a friend and his digi camera. I know the cameras are getting cheaper, but I still couldn't afford one myself - and I'm not sure Boots would process ones taken on my APS! redface
Point is there can be genuine reasons why people don't have pics - and there are also some timewasters and creepy pic collectors out there. As we so often find it takes all sorts to make a world, freaky though it is.
Well, that's my two pennorth!
Sappho xxx
The one reason I can think of not to give up smoking!
I did think about resolving to lead a life of virtue, and thought long and hard before I finally came to a reasoned and adult decision.
Naaah! Sod that! A girl needs some fun.
Um... thanks Artificer.
Er, does Fred require stroking and other forms of caressing or does he cut straight to the chase?
Do I really want to know the answer to this?
There have been so many new members of the forum recently that I've begun to feel like an old hand when in fact I'm a relative newbie myself. And this has made me reflect on the forum itself and the people in it. Sgt Bilko put it so well that I'm going to steal his quote:
So much so that I am not looking for anything from this site other than to continue to have a laugh with the people I have met here and those I have yet to meet.

I came on this site looking for casual encounters without strings. What I've found are friends, some of whom I've met and some I haven't - I still count them as friends. I've found laughter, wit, intelligence, support and friendship. These things are priceless.
So, while sex might have been the first object, it is no longer - to the point that I go into the chatroom for a laugh rather than to arrange meets.
Thank you to Mark, the moderators, the regulars and the new members who make this site such a brilliant place to be.
Sappho xxx
Right, sentimentality done, anyone want to help me tame the rabbit?
A warm welcome, Frankie from Kent! Have fun in the forum!
There have been similar posts to yours and the advice, though it remains the same, is pretty damn good from the forum members.
The more you post here the more people will get to know you and you them. Keep it polite, but join in the banter - they are a brilliant crowd in here and all are worth getting to know.
As for responses to ads, give it time. The responses will come to you, and if people don't reply back or back out of meetings, don't take it to heart. (They might have genuine reasons or not, but not everybody says.) Just keep with it.
All the best
Sappho xxx