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4 Jan 2004

Tongue thankyou for that post and the one before it. kiss

kiss

Sir, you are a gentleman!
Hope you're feeling better and will be in top form at the munch.
I had a great time at the party - not least for meeting you and everybody there.
See you at the munch everybody. I am so-oooooo looking forward to it.
Sappho xxx

4 Jan 2004

So how long have people in here been into the swinging scene?

How long is a piece of string, Davieboy? Especially if cut into three inch lengths and if anyone gets that reference I will bow down at their feet with reverence!
Personally speaking not long at all - almost a swinging virgin. Note the 'almost'. 8)

4 Jan 2004

Really thrilled for you Paul - and Posh and Becks too!
Oooh, feel all all soft and warm inside now! Nothing like a vicarious thrill on a Sunday morning!
Keep it up guys!
Sappho xxx

4 Jan 2004

Carry on Sergeant! lol

lol

4 Jan 2004

Ooops!
Sorry Sarge, was practicing my handling technique and he went off in my hand. Knew I should have stuck to the rabbit.
Sappho
I have a rabbit and I'm not afraid to use it

3 Jan 2004

Is it true massage could improve breast size? I'm willing to play guinea pig if any one would like to undertake the research.
My motives are not purely in the interests of science and exercise I'll admit.
Geez, the only girl on the forum with nipples bigger than her tits! rolleyes

rolleyes

3 Jan 2004

May I introduce Corporal Punishment, Sarge? Willxx69, FredFlintstone and Kat have all had the pleasure of a slap in the forum!
Love Sappho (who never wields a weapon bigger than a rabbit)

3 Jan 2004

Was there a recruitment drive I hadn't heard about Mal? biggrin

biggrin

Isn't the northwest well populated? Mmmm, eeny, meeny, miny mo...
Welcome AndyMorecambe - have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx

2 Jan 2004

OneoftheDamned,
I have said this to you in private and now I'll say it publicly: you are a valued member of the chatroom and forum and would be missed if you left either.
As you know I've had an attack in the chatroom as well, but I refuse to let it stop me from enjoying the company of the many fine people in there.
Your friend
Sappho kiss

kiss

2 Jan 2004

Welcome to the forum Wayne K!
Were you asking about my ad? I'm afraid that has been deleted and the pics with it - sorry about that.
Best wishes
Sappho xxx

2 Jan 2004

Welcome Gaz - have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx

2 Jan 2004

Morning Tongue! kiss

kiss

2 Jan 2004

And what do I find? (Eek, starting a paragraph with 'And', I will have Sir Simon himself baying for my blood! Sorry - in joke!).

Not to mention the proliferation of commas!
It's so nice to have you back Will, my love. kiss

kiss

And about bloody time too!
Lots of love
Sappho xxx

2 Jan 2004

I think there are a few of us from this lovely rural county ShropshireGuy18 - although many more are to be found in the chatroom.
I hope you find what you're looking for!
Sappho xxx

1 Jan 2004

Hi Feenix
From a female perspective, I very rarely consent to pvt chats with new people in the chatroom, and when I do pvt it's with people I've got to know within the main room. I have to agree with your third point -

People don't actually like all the direct approach and would rather
take their time to see how we handle ourselves in main room

To be honest, I'd rather not indulge in a virtual exchange of bodily fluids - I've discussed old movies and philosophy in pvt chats - and which was always more enjoyable than enumerating what I was into and was I up for a meet with a stranger.
Get to know people in the main room, remain polites, join in the banter and become known as a nice bloke, and the pvts will come.
Stick with it, and in the meantime - welcome to the chatroom and enjoy. Stamfordguy is absolutely right. Ah, such an old head on young shoulders.
Sappho xxx

1 Jan 2004

:shock:

Be careful, Sappho! Don't squeeze those plums too hard, or they might burst.

I never squeeze too hard. Just ask... (oops, about to be awfully indiscreet there). I practice in the fruit and veg section of Tesco's. I'd hate to bruise anything. :twisted:

1 Jan 2004

Oooh, little velvety plums! How yummy. Now just the very gentlest pressure to check for ripeness...

1 Jan 2004

Welcome Rockhound!
Have fun in the Forum!
Sappho xxx

31 Dec 2003

Fritz Lang! Of course!
Well copulate with me sideways on a Tuesday! How the hell could I have forgotten it was Fritz Lang?
I need a holiday - I'm losing my small (yet perfectly formed) marbles.
Anyone care to lay me down in a darkened room?

31 Dec 2003

There has just been a guest in the chatroom who was asking for information for 'research purposes'. He got short shrift I may add. I did offer to chat with him privately which he refused. He then became abusive and stormed off.
Such professionalism can only be admired, don't you think.
I was only going to ask if he needed a proofreader! rolleyes

rolleyes

31 Dec 2003

Okay, this really is bugging me. I know the answer but I cannot find it in the ragbag of useless information I carry in my head.
Who in the name of all that's wonderful directed Metropolis - then moved to Hollywood and became a major name in film noir of the 1940s?
Heeeeelp meee! It's driving me nuts! I'm becoming the madwoman of Chaillot - or North Shropshire at least.
Sappho

31 Dec 2003

Dearest Sappho, may I join the Swinging Heaven WI

FreeRange Chick - you would be very welcome!
Sappho xxx

31 Dec 2003

Goodness me! Hasn't the choccie box assortment been added to! Lots of lovely new soft centres - and quite a few hard ones I imagine too!
Have fun in the Forum!
Sappho xxx

31 Dec 2003

Welcome Richard - and to anyone else who has shown the wisdom and good taste to enter the forum!
Such an influx of new talent (says the relative newbie herself)! Eeeny-meeny-miny-mo...
Sappho xxx

31 Dec 2003

Steve_Cov - my darling! How lovely to see you! kiss

kiss

Welcome to the Forum - have fun!
Sappho xxx

30 Dec 2003

Welcome back BigDaz.
So glad you're in one piece.
kiss

kiss

it better
Sappho xxx

30 Dec 2003

No, just semen thank you Carpathian.

30 Dec 2003

A very warm welcome FreeRangeChick!
The chaps here a pretty harmless - we rely on Bluexxx and Jags to keep them in line.
Have fun in the Forum!
Sappho xxx

30 Dec 2003

I could do with someone reccommending me!!

Well I'm sure the Swinging Heaven WI could stage a trial and we could then provide you with a reference.
Perhaps we could incorporate that into the rabbit testing, I wonder?

30 Dec 2003

Managing to turn my head with hedonistic pleasures again eh...you just don't give up...lol

Well, we had such fun the first time around, didn't we Richo? Ah, those were the days of teenage innocence and exploration...
Kit - I recommend this one! Bluexxx - go gentle, there's a love.