Oh you fool, you fool! Run away, run away!
Actually, it's lovely to see you my darling. :twisted:
Sappho xxx
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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire
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Carpathian, all men suffer when they come into my orbit. Their willies shrivel and their balls recede as they realise how unworthy they are to bask in the splendour of my fabled beauty. They leave as mere husks, shadows of their former selves and yet, desperate for more...
It can have its trials being a sex goddess you know. Vacancies for new acolytes will be posted anon. Let me send you an application form, my sweet...
It can have its trials being a sex goddess you know. Vacancies for new acolytes will be posted anon. Let me send you an application form, my sweet...
Welcome MidlandsSwingerMale!
An excellent opening post if I may say so - you're a credit to the Single Male fraternity!
I hope you enjoy your time in the Forum - having dipped your toe in, the best way is to totally immerse yourself. So come on in - the essential oil-scented water is lovely!
Sappho xxx
An excellent opening post if I may say so - you're a credit to the Single Male fraternity!
I hope you enjoy your time in the Forum - having dipped your toe in, the best way is to totally immerse yourself. So come on in - the essential oil-scented water is lovely!
Sappho xxx
I've spent a lot of time in the chatroom over the past few days and I have to echo a lot of what OOTD (hello, darling) has said.
There are some brilliant people in the chatroom it would be nice to see in the Cafe - and vice versa - but occasionally there are certain individuals we could all do without. The Sys Ops like Tanina, SteveG, The_Tongue, Ian_Mids, Dawn_Mids, Lips-UK and darling FredFlintstone do a great job - I hope I haven't missed anyone out. If so huge apologies and thanks to them too.
It should also be said that the vast majority of regulars in the chatroom will not put up with rule breaking or bad behaviour. (The three importunistic cretins who pvt'd me this afternoon without asking within the space of one minute got very short shrift - from me and from others.)
So thank you to all the Sys Ops, the Mods and the regulars and newbies who make it such a laugh.
Sappho xxx
There are some brilliant people in the chatroom it would be nice to see in the Cafe - and vice versa - but occasionally there are certain individuals we could all do without. The Sys Ops like Tanina, SteveG, The_Tongue, Ian_Mids, Dawn_Mids, Lips-UK and darling FredFlintstone do a great job - I hope I haven't missed anyone out. If so huge apologies and thanks to them too.
It should also be said that the vast majority of regulars in the chatroom will not put up with rule breaking or bad behaviour. (The three importunistic cretins who pvt'd me this afternoon without asking within the space of one minute got very short shrift - from me and from others.)
So thank you to all the Sys Ops, the Mods and the regulars and newbies who make it such a laugh.
Sappho xxx
DJohn wrote:
Yes DJohn I want to see you in a bunny costume! After the seriously crap Christmas I've just endured a little picturesque levity will light my way into 2004! Pleeeeease...?
And Carpathian? You are right. There are some seriously sexy people on this site with or without pics. Sexiness is a state of mind!
Yours longingly,
Sappho xxx
Are you sure you want to see it? Pictures of me have been known to crack monitor screens before.
Yes DJohn I want to see you in a bunny costume! After the seriously crap Christmas I've just endured a little picturesque levity will light my way into 2004! Pleeeeease...?
And Carpathian? You are right. There are some seriously sexy people on this site with or without pics. Sexiness is a state of mind!
Yours longingly,
Sappho xxx
Hi Mandy
I use the Ann Summers deluxe rabbit (am I allowed to say that?), and yes it makes a noise but that's easily muffled under the duvet. It doesn't pick up the police frequency either!
Perhaps we could organise a noise and vibration test run of the leading models, ie 8 out of 10 ladies preferred Harvey.
I wonder how many of the leading suppliers would be open to swinging trials on a grand scale by the Swinging Heaven WI?
Now there's a thought...
I use the Ann Summers deluxe rabbit (am I allowed to say that?), and yes it makes a noise but that's easily muffled under the duvet. It doesn't pick up the police frequency either!
Perhaps we could organise a noise and vibration test run of the leading models, ie 8 out of 10 ladies preferred Harvey.
I wonder how many of the leading suppliers would be open to swinging trials on a grand scale by the Swinging Heaven WI?
Now there's a thought...
Hi Gohan
We recently had a whole thread on this question called Razor Burn. Have a trawl through the last couple of pages and you'll find it. (I'm sure one of our gorgeous Mods could pop a link in!)
Personally speaking I don't mind in the least whether a man is shaved or not - but cleanliness before godliness every time!
Sappho xxx
We recently had a whole thread on this question called Razor Burn. Have a trawl through the last couple of pages and you'll find it. (I'm sure one of our gorgeous Mods could pop a link in!)
Personally speaking I don't mind in the least whether a man is shaved or not - but cleanliness before godliness every time!
Sappho xxx
Wilma wrote:
Thank you Wilma! Big hugs.
Welcome Brad and enjoy the forum - so just what would you like to do to our lovely Wilma? Anything I can adapt for use on the man of my choice? (He knows who he is :twisted: .)
Sappho xxx
But you are among friends here Brad and believe me they are not shy and you won't shock anyone. Except Sappho cos she is all gentle and luverrly.
Thank you Wilma! Big hugs.
Welcome Brad and enjoy the forum - so just what would you like to do to our lovely Wilma? Anything I can adapt for use on the man of my choice? (He knows who he is :twisted: .)
Sappho xxx
