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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire
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These haven't been seen in the forum, but I thought certain members might appreciate these gems!
Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.
- John Suckling, 'Love's Offence', 1646
I'll come no more behind your scenes David; for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous propensities.
- Samuel Johnson, 1750 :taz:
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
- Mae West, Klondike Annie, 1936
Well, what else has a girl got to do all day when she has no one else to play with? ooooh, chocolate....!
Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.
- John Suckling, 'Love's Offence', 1646
I'll come no more behind your scenes David; for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous propensities.
- Samuel Johnson, 1750 :taz:
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
- Mae West, Klondike Annie, 1936
Well, what else has a girl got to do all day when she has no one else to play with? ooooh, chocolate....!
God rest ye, merry gentlemen
And do not be dismayed
The ladies of the forum
Want to see you get laid
To save us all from celibacy
And the repeats on the TV
And to bonk with comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
And to bonk with comfort and joy!
Most unplatonic love, hugs and intimate fondlings
from Sappho :love:
An excellent Christmas/Solstice/Yuletide and a very sexy and happy New Year to Everyone.
And do not be dismayed
The ladies of the forum
Want to see you get laid
To save us all from celibacy
And the repeats on the TV
And to bonk with comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
And to bonk with comfort and joy!
Most unplatonic love, hugs and intimate fondlings
from Sappho :love:
An excellent Christmas/Solstice/Yuletide and a very sexy and happy New Year to Everyone.
I shouldn't really be answering this directly as it is mainly addressed to the Mods, but what the hell - here's my two pennorth!
I think your point about the Forum being cliquey is understandable but - with the greatest respect - not entirely correct. I feel I can say that even as a comparative newbie. When I joined in November I was hesitant about adding to threads; yes there did seem to be a group of regulars who all seemed to know each other. What I did discover is how, if a new member is willing to enter into the banter, put forward their point of view and express it with respect and humour, then they are welcomed with open arms.
However, if a forum member makes a post which is rude (impolite) or offensive, then the moderators and many regulars will make their dissastisfaction known.
There is also the saying about not suffering fools gladly - and just occasionally there ill-thought out posts which just beg for a little gentle mickey-taking. I'm guilty of doing that as much as anyone, and in return I've had the mickey taken out of me. A sense of humour is vital!
I would like to say though that your own post was polite and thoughtfully expressed and I hope you will continue to post in future.
Love Sappho xxx
I think your point about the Forum being cliquey is understandable but - with the greatest respect - not entirely correct. I feel I can say that even as a comparative newbie. When I joined in November I was hesitant about adding to threads; yes there did seem to be a group of regulars who all seemed to know each other. What I did discover is how, if a new member is willing to enter into the banter, put forward their point of view and express it with respect and humour, then they are welcomed with open arms.
However, if a forum member makes a post which is rude (impolite) or offensive, then the moderators and many regulars will make their dissastisfaction known.
There is also the saying about not suffering fools gladly - and just occasionally there ill-thought out posts which just beg for a little gentle mickey-taking. I'm guilty of doing that as much as anyone, and in return I've had the mickey taken out of me. A sense of humour is vital!
I would like to say though that your own post was polite and thoughtfully expressed and I hope you will continue to post in future.
Love Sappho xxx
Well, I return from a couple of days doing the pre-festivity familial round to find a gong has been flung in my direction!
Gosh! What more can a girl say?
Hang on, grabs white bra and halterneck black frock - ooops, don't forget Kleenex a la Paltrow, right set bottom lip a-trembling bravely...
Well, I'd just like to thank Mum and Dad without whose first home decorating I would not be here today. And of course, my fellow and dearly-beloved Forum companions without whom none of this would h-h-h-have been *sniff* possible.
But above all, thank you, thank you to the Artificer for recognising talent when he reads it. It clearly doesn't matter to him that I look like the back end of a number 59.
Thank you, thank you, I love you all!!!
PS: Will I have to give it back when I tell him I'm no longer single???
Gosh! What more can a girl say?
Hang on, grabs white bra and halterneck black frock - ooops, don't forget Kleenex a la Paltrow, right set bottom lip a-trembling bravely...
Well, I'd just like to thank Mum and Dad without whose first home decorating I would not be here today. And of course, my fellow and dearly-beloved Forum companions without whom none of this would h-h-h-have been *sniff* possible.
But above all, thank you, thank you to the Artificer for recognising talent when he reads it. It clearly doesn't matter to him that I look like the back end of a number 59.
Thank you, thank you, I love you all!!!
PS: Will I have to give it back when I tell him I'm no longer single???
You are all - Fred, Steve and Matt - perfect gentlemen! Thanks for the seat on your knee Fred - a little bumpy, but fun!
Thanks for my seat, Steve - do you have my wine, darling? Thankyou. Mmmm, yummy - love Penfold's. We'll need someone to keep Matt's seat warm too.
Well, this really is the most interesting poetry recital I've ever been to. Kat really is cowering isn't he? Bless him, but haven't all great poets suffered for their art? Look at Chatterton!
Thanks for my seat, Steve - do you have my wine, darling? Thankyou. Mmmm, yummy - love Penfold's. We'll need someone to keep Matt's seat warm too.
Well, this really is the most interesting poetry recital I've ever been to. Kat really is cowering isn't he? Bless him, but haven't all great poets suffered for their art? Look at Chatterton!
Ladies, if I had one wish for all
As I open the bottle and deck the hall
It would be that you,
My dear friends so true,
Find between your silken thighs
The one whose rise
You prize o'er jewelled thongs
When Christmas morning dawns.
For the men in our lives
Lovers of we, your women and wives
May you be upstanding
For the most demanding
In whatever weather,
In pouch furred or feathered
Often repeated
And never depleted.
My own personal dream -
To have the supreme
of men, a defender and bard
Who writes when rock hard
Who with a flick of his pen,
Makes a girl cream again
And desire sexy treats
With her Rawson's Retreat
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
As I open the bottle and deck the hall
It would be that you,
My dear friends so true,
Find between your silken thighs
The one whose rise
You prize o'er jewelled thongs
When Christmas morning dawns.
For the men in our lives
Lovers of we, your women and wives
May you be upstanding
For the most demanding
In whatever weather,
In pouch furred or feathered
Often repeated
And never depleted.
My own personal dream -
To have the supreme
of men, a defender and bard
Who writes when rock hard
Who with a flick of his pen,
Makes a girl cream again
And desire sexy treats
With her Rawson's Retreat
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Are there any females or couples who would be willing to drag me away from Pop Idol and have hot torrid sew with me later? Must be someone in Surrey who wants a good shag,isn't there?
Ladies,
how could one resist such a charming challenge to virtue? Any stitchers' circle must be jumping through their embroidery hoops and sticking their no 26 sharps into each other for a chance of a 'hot torrid sew'!
I'd love to see his petit point - the nick is so descriptive!
Swooningly yours
Sappho x
Hi all,
As you know, this is a subject close to my heart and I can get a little pedantic about it, so...
it's GRAMMAR!
Thank you. Apologies for the caps, but it really winds me up
Right, time for a quiet lie down with a soothing rabbit...
Incidentally, how many proofreaders does it take to change a lightbulb? Four - one to put it in and three to debate whether it's a single word, two words or a compound word.
PS: Just had to give a little edit there. We really ought to get out more...
As you know, this is a subject close to my heart and I can get a little pedantic about it, so...
it's GRAMMAR!
Thank you. Apologies for the caps, but it really winds me up
Right, time for a quiet lie down with a soothing rabbit...
Incidentally, how many proofreaders does it take to change a lightbulb? Four - one to put it in and three to debate whether it's a single word, two words or a compound word.
PS: Just had to give a little edit there. We really ought to get out more...
I have cosseted, caressed, comforted and cajoled and where has it got me?
You know your alliteration drives me wild - and where has it got you? My undying devotion, that's where!
All in all, not too bad a package surely?
And you didn't even mention your creativity either.
I'll give you all the soothing you need, darling. Just tell me where to lay my hands.
Sappho xxx
Before girlpower there was manpower! - its better and older! (and I can buy a Yorkie!)
Fred, rather like canals before steam trains, shouldn't that be was good in its time but gave way before faster and better methods, eventually becoming defunct?
I'd love to see someone trying to stop me buying a Yorkie! :twisted:
Poor old Fred, think you're feeling the girl power a bit. Give my best love to Wilma - she's quite a girl!
Oh, and Will? You are wanted. Step into my office, please.
Lots of love, with additional sweetness and light,
Sappho xxx
