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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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It perhaps also ought to be pointed out that people more often respond to 'Meet Up' posts by PM or email.
Dipstick :doh:
Ohhh! Don't you just love jargon. The joy of the acronym! Here's another
PIF - Performance Improvement Feedback, latest buzzword to replace Constructive Criticism and the Feedback Sandwich

Here's another for you Kat,
SMART
Specific - Get laid by Xmas
Measurable - Always keep tape measure in handbag
Achievable - If I'm lucky
Realistic - Are you kidding?
Time bounded - 21 days to go
Do I respond...? :shock:
Penis Inserted Fully?

Yes, it is preferable
Personally Instructed Foreplay?
Passionate Intense F**king?

Yes and Yes :twisted:
PIF, Kat? confused
Personally Instructed Foreplay?
Passionate Intense F**king?
Is that something to do with being the town bike?

Only if you'd like a ride, Kat, but I was thinking more of being in instructor/mentor/teacher mode. I'm sure you'd look divine in a cap and gown swishing your cane. :twisted:
Oh, Kat, you're so-oooo sexy when your pedagogical. Shivers up and down my spine! kiss
A man who knows and tolerates his wife's (partner's) sexual infidelity is a wittol. He's a cuckold if he doesn't know.
The acceptance of a sexual partner's 'infidelity' is a connivance.
However, as far as I can tell, there is no other term for a woman who either tolerates or is ignorant of her partner's infidelity. Curious that, isn't it?
Don't you just love the English language? :P
I have absolutely no preference as long as it's clean and he doesn't mind getting it mussed! lol
Mind you, I must admit that there might be something in the old wives tale about bald men having higher sex drives.

It's not such an old wives' tale, Foxy!
God, I hope not Steve.
We all know what a penis looks like, erect or flaccid. Wits to wankers are infinitely preferred.
Darling,
you would not believe what we go through just to be desirable. But tell me it isn't worth it? :twisted:
Sappho x
Check out TS's story on Swingers' Stories, Rachel - it's a good one.
Nice one, TS!
Well, what a quiet day! Where is everyone? I keep popping in and nobody home. Well it gave me a chance to tidy up the BFZ, refresh the pot pourri, put the DVDs back in their cases and whip round with the hoover.
Incidentally a novelty posing pouch must have dropped through Blue's hole in the wall - chaps could you keep your tigers to yourselves please? It's very difficult to take a penis seriously when it's dressed up as Tony from the Frosties ad.
Right then. The rabbit and I are off to bed. More vicarious thrills courtesy of Mademoiselle Nin.
Kit, you know he adores you. He just knows how to press my literary buttons! And how...!
Dearest, I am yours - take me now and raise me to heights of passion yet unexperienced by mere mortals. Let me fling myself into the volcano of your desires, there to be consumed by fires of erotic ecstacy and experience the culmination of the right true end of serious nookie.
Ready when you are, darling. :love:
Nothing like a little incentive, is there ladies? Though I detect a hint of desperation...
Darling Will,
I'll take all the adulation I can get! I desire to be surfeited with adulation as well as more tangible and physical examples of praise and adoration.
Well, we're around this weekend, me and the rabbit that is, so I declare the BFZ well and truly open.
The fridge is stocked with wine and Notting Hill is in the DVD to be followed by Bridget Jones' Diary. All are cordially invited to join me on the oh so comfy sofa.
Lots of love
Sappho xxx
Hi Soulja,
I join with Will in extending the cyber hand of friendship. They are really a great bunch in the cafe and we dearly love a laugh so do put in your two pennorth.
Love Sappho x
I do believe you're right, Will redface . Maybe you should spank me for misquoting the Bard? wink
Okay, so who else has got one? I'll show you mine if you show me yours... :twisted:
An appropriate quotation perhaps?
'Once more into the breech, dear friends...'
I'm sure Kat, Will and Jags can up with something interesting!
Could this be an instance of the pen being mightier than the sword?
There is actually a verse which runs "We won't go until we've got some, We won't go until we've got some"

Well, I certainly won't go until I've got some! Oh, this is far too exciting...
I'm sure there are a lot of single females out there who would prefer to go with a 'friend', and in fact do - whether they did the deed with the friend or not.
I haven't been to a party or club either, but if I was to (chance would be a fine thing) I'd prefer to have an escort. At least someone to come and go with - no pun intended!
:shock:
Rather depends on whether you just want an autograph or a full dissertation. Perhaps the extent of the written word would depend on the extent/area/size of your posteriors. There could only be room for an epigram - or perhaps enough for a haiku or sonnet.
Also - the poll does beg the question - what about the medium for inscribing on your nether regions? I'm assuming felt tip - perhaps a ball point might be a little sharp. I have a fountain pen...? :twisted:
Any excuse to promote the written word!
Love Sappho x