A frozen dildo can have a desired effect after sensual massage too, Kat!
Me! Me! Me!
Count me in!
Apologies for absence by the way - spent the weekend away. No it wasn't that exciting - a bunch of anoraks at the IPMS Scalemodelworld in Telford, helping out. It DID improve after the annual dinner when there was just little old me and six blokes in tuxedos in the hotel bar. Okay so it was just flirty chat and the rugby but it was fun til 3am and I got lots of goodnight kisses. God, those lads can snog... sigh I'll never see plastic modellers in quite the same light again...!
Tikka and I have designs on you Will.
Oh and by the way, I've just posted my Christmas Wish List. You're on it. You may wish to book a holiday abroad...?
:love:
Dear Santa
I've been a very good girl this year and as it's only 33 sleeps til Christmas, I wondered if I could please have the following on Christmas morning?
Item: The male members of the GFZ singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, completely stark bollock naked, to the assembled ladies of the BFZ.
Item: New batteries for my rabbit - Duracell for preference
Item: Will with a sprig of mistletoe stuck in his hunstman's cap
Item: Kat as a Christmas elf
Item: Silk underwear including holdup stockings
Item: Passionate and sensual sex
Thank you very much, Santa.
Lots of love from Sappho xxx
Happy to lend a hand wherever needed. Please form an orderly queue...
Reader, I shagged him.
(Apologies for the slight misquote to the purists among us!)
Ah, but could you get Gothic and romantic at Thornfield?
You want be Wooster to my Jeeves I suppose? Well someone has to take you in hand.
I'd rather be Irene Adler to your Sherlock. I could hold your violin but leave the Hound at home!
Now, lets set the parameters here Will my love.
Gentle little taps on the wrist or dominatrix whackings? Perhaps a little something in between, a little playful, enough to bring a rosy glow?
Tell Sappho all about it, what would Will like this evening, hmm?
Hell and damnation! See what you miss when you opt for PJs and a hot drink! Sod that for a game of soldiers.
Now, is this a new version of slap and tickle? Slap the guys and we get tickled (stroked, caressed, rubbed) in those sensitive little places and erogeneous zones?
Please...?
Oh, and Will? I really have a thing about Holmes and Watson. Do you really have a deerstalker?
Off to fantasise by small self...
Sappho xxx
Hi Taff666
Hello! Have fun in the forum!
Sappho
Poor Lesmond,
Go with your motto and have fun. Go with the flow and don't be sad. The fem of your dreams is out there somewhere. Stick with it and you'll find true sex.
Love Sappho xx
Hi Vic and Tina,
Welcome from a fellow newbie. As I've found on this site, you get out of it what you put in! You'll certainly have a laugh. Enjoy!
Love
Sappho x