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Sappho
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male
0 miles · Wiltshire

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Could you repeat that - don't think we got it the first time! lol
A frozen dildo can have a desired effect after sensual massage too, Kat!
Does good use of commas and colons mean nothing these days? If that's not sexy, I don't know what is (notice corrst apostrophe use).

Believe me darling. it is sexy - the use of your apostrophes is positively erotic and your mastery of parentheses has a most lascivious touch. However, the fatal error shows a certain hastiness which could be disappointing...
Still, you get my vote!
Sappho xxx
It's all "Me, Myself and I" as far as you girls are concerned.

Yeah, but our partners get the benefit wink - and doesn't that help promote world peace?
You can sit on my knee anytime.

I take it you've just volunteered for Santa duty, Steve? Mm-mmmm
Just a thought... where will the gentlemen stick their name badges so we can identify them? Or am I still in conference mode? confused
Me! Me! Me!
Count me in!
Apologies for absence by the way - spent the weekend away. No it wasn't that exciting - a bunch of anoraks at the IPMS Scalemodelworld in Telford, helping out. It DID improve after the annual dinner when there was just little old me and six blokes in tuxedos in the hotel bar. Okay so it was just flirty chat and the rugby but it was fun til 3am and I got lots of goodnight kisses. God, those lads can snog... sigh I'll never see plastic modellers in quite the same light again...!
Tikka and I have designs on you Will.
Oh and by the way, I've just posted my Christmas Wish List. You're on it. You may wish to book a holiday abroad...?
:love:
Dear Santa
I've been a very good girl this year and as it's only 33 sleeps til Christmas, I wondered if I could please have the following on Christmas morning?
Item: The male members of the GFZ singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, completely stark bollock naked, to the assembled ladies of the BFZ.
Item: New batteries for my rabbit - Duracell for preference
Item: Will with a sprig of mistletoe stuck in his hunstman's cap
Item: Kat as a Christmas elf
Item: Silk underwear including holdup stockings
Item: Passionate and sensual sex
Thank you very much, Santa.
Lots of love from Sappho xxx
I'm sure he's very versatile, Tikka! How much can a man take do you think? lol
Happy to lend a hand wherever needed. Please form an orderly queue...
Think you'll find the guys in the BFZ, darling. They love Meg Ryan movies really. rolleyes
where's these guys when a girl's in need.. never mind Children in Need, there is a Jag in Need!!

Honey, that's two of us. Offers on a postcard please...
Kat,
Sappho (I love that user name, how come we end up named after a chocolate bar) I shall put you up for the cleaning in the GFZ on Monday

I'll be in with the pot pourri and cinnamon scented candles just as soon as Blue's finished with the hoover - that plaster dust gets everywhere! How is the glory hole coming? Don't make it any bigger or we'll be in to communal living.
Now if all the girls have got a drink I'll get out the choccies - Bendicks any one? Or Kitkat?
Didn't Will stock the fridge nicely? He's worth his weight in gold, that boy.
Firstly, I absolutely concur with Blue's, Mark's and Will's views expressed herein, and whilst the subject is a serious one it's good to see it being discussed so cogently.
Going back to another point of Will's -
At the time the earlier laws were introduced all men were armed (the gentry with swords, the 'lower' classes with knives etc.) and fighting - whether in battles, duels or even skirmishes - was part of manhood. Women, on the other hand, were set on a pedestal and were to be respected and protected at all times. THAT is why violence against women is such a terrible .

In a sense women as members of society have actually lost the respect (for want of a better word) attributed to them when they were equals in society before the Romans and the Dark Ages. In the cause of survival and defence women were not just female chattels or objects of devotion but sword-women, warriors and fighters. Boudicca is the obvious example but there were also the legendary Amazons, not to mention the feisty females of the Bible such as Judith. Jean d'Arc and Pope Joan in that sense were 1500 years out of time in that sense, but still fell victims to the male establishment.
This isn't intended to be a feminist issue by any means, but the very taboos we live by were initiated and set in stone by an invariably male and Christian establishment. What a shame that the very which is under discussion didn't stretch to both sexes.
The discussion has centred upon physical violence of whatever form. Surely mental and emotional violence is just as valid and, I would suggest, more widespread yet less acknowledged.
One last point:
Of course, if you meet people who share those views and values and who can also communicate intelligently and coherently then there will inevitably be an attraction and a bond is bound to form. In such cases the possible progression to a sexual relationship is entirely natural.

One does hope so!
Bored, bored, BORED! It's Friday night, on my small but perfectly formed todd and the prospect of an evening of inanity on the Beeb does not appeal. Therefore, when all else fails - the forum!
:idea: Perhaps a Boy Free Zone for a change? Just for girly gossips, etc. The guys have theirs but doubtless they'll pop their heads around the door for a sneaky peek at Cosmo for the 'How well hung is your man?' quiz.
Incidentally to all the honorary lady members of the GFZ - RESPECT! I'm sure some of the gentlemen of the forum are in touch with their feminine sides to warrant a similar honour! evil
Love to all on this Friday night,
Sappho xxx
Reader, I shagged him.
(Apologies for the slight misquote to the purists among us!)
You want be Wooster to my Jeeves I suppose? Well someone has to take you in hand.
I'd rather be Irene Adler to your Sherlock. I could hold your violin but leave the Hound at home!
So slap me first then lay me down on a couch in a dark room for some analysis

How about kissing it better kiss and rubbing in something soothing while you explore your id?
I'd be happy for you to lie on my couch to explore your inner self... wink
(OMG, more Ovaltine... getting carried away... )
Now, lets set the parameters here Will my love.
Gentle little taps on the wrist or dominatrix whackings? Perhaps a little something in between, a little playful, enough to bring a rosy glow?
Tell Sappho all about it, what would Will like this evening, hmm?
Hell and damnation! See what you miss when you opt for PJs and a hot drink! Sod that for a game of soldiers.
Now, is this a new version of slap and tickle? Slap the guys and we get tickled (stroked, caressed, rubbed) in those sensitive little places and erogeneous zones?
Please...?
Oh, and Will? I really have a thing about Holmes and Watson. Do you really have a deerstalker?
Off to fantasise by small self...
Sappho xxx
This little monster wishes she wasn't behaving herself. Heigh ho, an early night with an Ovaltine and the rabbit. rolleyes
Hi Daz
I take it big refers to your personality...? redface
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xx
Poor Lesmond,
Go with your motto and have fun. Go with the flow and don't be sad. The fem of your dreams is out there somewhere. Stick with it and you'll find true sex.
Love Sappho xx
Hi Vic and Tina,
Welcome from a fellow newbie. As I've found on this site, you get out of it what you put in! You'll certainly have a laugh. Enjoy!
Love
Sappho x