Perhaps punctuation might give credibility to your postings, Methodman. Your petulance certainly doesn't.
Chill out, please.
Sappho
You asked for it, Will!
Oh dearest Will, there are more words
Than you can shake a spear at,
For all the poets that went before
Wrote of love and lust;
And yet in praise again of sex
We finger on the keyboard
And present our prose, with bashful sighs
For the forum's pleasure first.
Have you come out of your darkened room, or do you require soothing some more with cool hands stroking your forehead?
Sappho x
One thing struck me about the programme as I recall - the women were accorded a certain amount of respect by their clients: they were providing good customer service and so their clients were happy. It didn't strike me as a biased view on the part of the film makers - it's not Theroux's style to give a rosy glow usually.
Have to agree - legalise prostitution and everybody benefits in terms of health, falling crime rates and legislation.
Sappho's two pennorth for today!
Love to all xx
I wandered lonely as a cloud, with only a vibrator
To keep me company on long cold nights, and hopes of company later
For I would love, indeed I need to be a hip gyrator.
Behold there is the swinging crowd, could there yet be joys?
With such like-minded folk can I dispense with toys
And feel the ache assuaged by other girls and boys?
Ok, ok - it's tough doing it extempore! Somebody else's turn now!
Orally and poetically yours,
Sappho
Hi Steve
It most certainly is! That makes us neighbours! Would you like to be neighbourly?
Sappho x
Another versifier on the forum! Nice to meet you Rocky. Liked your poem.
Sappho x
From Derby there cums a young man
Who makes love whenever he can
Brown hair and blue eyes
He's got a big size
And loves to go down on a woman
Lots of love
Sappho x
Ps Is finding a rhyme for vibrator a challenge?
Thanks, Kat! I'm working on it! Now what rhymes with Derby apart from Furby...
love Sappho
Hi Derbyboy
As a fellow newbie, I'd like to say hello too. Enjoy - they seem like a great crowd.
Sappho xxx
Promises, promises! Would that make you a buckboy as opposed to a bunny girl? My imagination is going into overdrive - I have images of Bugs Bunny with an erection going at it a la lapin.
There once was a bunny named DJohn
Who had a most pleasing erection
As his ears tickled clit
And his teeth nibbled tit
She experienced sublime satisfaction
I can dream...
Hi Kat,
Thanks for your reply!
Well...(pauses for effect) - hell no! Girls and boys are cool. The feel of a body of either sex between my thighs would be just fine right now. And there's only so much a rabbit can do...
Cheers!
Hi
I'm Sappho from North Shropshire and I thought it was time to say hi - how else is a single girl (slim, striking and shaven) going to meet new friends?
Does anything happen in my part of the country? Is there anybody out there? It would be good to know if there are like-minded people in my area.
Play safe and be happy!
Sappho