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to keep your brain in tip top order.Billy
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God maybe you all want to what we sinners do.................. 
No pics until they verified themselves by either webcam or telephone call. Then we talking business.
Not wanting to boast cause we only newbies with one experience
:D :D :D :D But wasn't it wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But all the folk we spoken to we now looking forward to meeting over the next few weeks. Single guys we insist send face pic before even entertaining the idea. Couples we like to see them on webcam first. Single fems......... :confused2: well they are an endagered species and we aint come across one yet.
Billy
PS.....Any single fems feel free to pm us. My name is Billy and I just love to do as i'm tooled. Fem just loves to watch and make out like she a super..................I got to stop this shit.......I'm lying.......... single fems,just get in touch...............we can make sure you get protected species status!!
Billy
No pics until they verified themselves by either webcam or telephone call. Then we talking business.
Not wanting to boast cause we only newbies with one experience
:D :D :D :D But wasn't it wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But all the folk we spoken to we now looking forward to meeting over the next few weeks. Single guys we insist send face pic before even entertaining the idea. Couples we like to see them on webcam first. Single fems......... :confused2: well they are an endagered species and we aint come across one yet.
Billy
PS.....Any single fems feel free to pm us. My name is Billy and I just love to do as i'm tooled. Fem just loves to watch and make out like she a super..................I got to stop this shit.......I'm lying.......... single fems,just get in touch...............we can make sure you get protected species status!!
Billy
Quote by bluexxx
If you're serious about a Scots munch, make the post sticky so that everyone can see it always!
Bluexxx us ordinary members can't make things sticky as far as I am aware
. Anyhow we just testing the waters at the moment. We would, or rather I would be delighted to arrange such an event for us poor northern neighbours :taz: . I only a lazy mature student at the mo with plenty of time and otherwise on my hands.hopefully for the next few day this can keep itself top of the charts with overwhelming interest and then if one of you moderators would be so kind you could make the next one sticky and then we get serious about McMunching in Scotland.
Thanks to all of you who have shown an interest so far.
Take care
Billy
On a purely selfish note as a young couple without kids I'm all for low sperm counts:
The lower the sperm count the less couples are having kids.........
The less couples are having kids the more they can get out at the weekends unhindered................
The more couples can get out at the weekends the more couples we can meet up with.................
The more couples we can meet up with the more fun we can have
Weyhey........keep pumping that estrogen into the water.
<<<<<<<< Billy gone to put all Ns pills down the sink >>>>>>>>
The lower the sperm count the less couples are having kids.........
The less couples are having kids the more they can get out at the weekends unhindered................
The more couples can get out at the weekends the more couples we can meet up with.................
The more couples we can meet up with the more fun we can have
Weyhey........keep pumping that estrogen into the water.
<<<<<<<< Billy gone to put all Ns pills down the sink >>>>>>>>
I feel like north of the border is missing out on all this munching that is going on with our neighbouring swingers down south. So here goes....... :idea:
Would there be much interest from the lovely world of swinging north of the border :taz: for a munch somewhere in the central belt maybe?
Anyone who is interested let us know about it. Any ideas of possible venues(although PM them to us) would also be appreciated. If there is enough interest then I see no reason why we cant organise our own munch.
Hopefully,
Billy
Would there be much interest from the lovely world of swinging north of the border :taz: for a munch somewhere in the central belt maybe?
Anyone who is interested let us know about it. Any ideas of possible venues(although PM them to us) would also be appreciated. If there is enough interest then I see no reason why we cant organise our own munch.
Hopefully,
Billy
SC, do you think they're extracting the urine?
Blissed I'm sure someone must be taking the piss putting all the decent clubs south of the border. What we swingers need up here is a sugardaddy
Any takers 
: Organise a Scottish munch,you may find that you also attract people from the NE of England as well
Its a thought, :idea: and in traditional Scots style why dont we set up a committee, discuss it for a few years and then charge the English £500million for the privelege of us Scots having our own independent munch
Billy
We're guilty as charged. Not of being time wasters or wind up merchants. Our sin is not to have any photos yet. Please, please we beg forgiveness .
It's simply a case of we've only been at this a 2 or 3 months. We were hoping that bastard santa got the hints we kept dropping to our folks about our need for a digi camera, but he never listens (still no new shiny swinging club in Scotland
).
But we promise you all that eventually we will post a lovely picture of us clothed and looking like all the other people with their faces rubbed out :censored:.
Should any of you wish to see us we're quite happy to give you a wave on our webcam. Ooops.
Ours is a special webcam that only takes shit pictures that we can't use. Bloody technology.
Billy
.It's simply a case of we've only been at this a 2 or 3 months. We were hoping that bastard santa got the hints we kept dropping to our folks about our need for a digi camera, but he never listens (still no new shiny swinging club in Scotland
).But we promise you all that eventually we will post a lovely picture of us clothed and looking like all the other people with their faces rubbed out :censored:.
Should any of you wish to see us we're quite happy to give you a wave on our webcam. Ooops.
Ours is a special webcam that only takes shit pictures that we can't use. Bloody technology. Billy
but could you arrange for a swinging club to appear north of the border in Scotland. :notes: I been a really good boy this year.
I say my prayers before bedtime...... sometimes she even answers them.
I do a good deed for someone most days
I even answer emails from single guys :shock:
I aint asking for much, belated as it is. Just a brand new club for all us happy Scottish swingers. If you do me this one last gift I'll never ask for another thing again
:wink:
Yours with whats left of my Christmas spirit,
Billy
I say my prayers
before bedtime...... sometimes she even answers them.I do a good deed for someone most days
I even answer emails from single guys :shock:
I aint asking for much, belated as it is. Just a brand new club for all us happy Scottish swingers. If you do me this one last gift I'll never ask for another thing again
:wink: Yours with whats left of my Christmas spirit,
Billy
Welcome to your voyage of discovery Feenix.
Just a quick question and maybe inappropriate: (suddenly I'm feeling self doubt again....please doctor more pills). Do you spend as much time trying to make your wife feel special :rose: as you do on this site.
I honestly just asking because maybe if you are or if you did then it might be the both of you enjoying this voyage of discovery.
:doh: I really hope I'm not missing the point here.
Anyway hope that both you and your wife have a new year full of promise
Billy
Just a quick question and maybe inappropriate
: (suddenly I'm feeling self doubt again....please doctor more pills). Do you spend as much time trying to make your wife feel special :rose: as you do on this site.I honestly just asking because maybe if you are or if you did then it might be the both of you enjoying this voyage of discovery.
:doh: I really hope I'm not missing the point here.
Anyway hope that both you and your wife have a new year full of promise
Billy
We too wish you all a Swinging New Year ( :doh: somebody had to say it!!). Hope it brings you lots of heavenly opportunities.
To those of you going to the NW munch - bah humbug you lucky lucky people. Remember and play safe .
Maybe next year we can get something together for the poor and increasingly hungry relations :taz: north of the border.
Take care all
Billy
To those of you going to the NW munch - bah humbug you lucky lucky people. Remember and play safe
.Maybe next year we can get something together for the poor and increasingly hungry relations :taz: north of the border.
Take care all
Billy
Kat we didn't follow any of the advice...we drank too much, we planned to much and we passed out too much :sleeping: . The only thing we did was attempt to play a game someone had kindly advised us about. This was at 4am in the morning.
It worked............in the sense that it was so bad we all decided it was best just to get down to some action and avoid the pain of the game.
Billy
It worked............in the sense that it was so bad we all decided it was best just to get down to some action
and avoid the pain of the game.Billy
Thanks to everyone who gave us some helpful advice just before Christmas regarding our first meet with a single guy.
It only took us 8 hours to get down to business, after 4 of drinking and 4 having been passed out. I was woken by Nic shaking me awake at 4am asking if anything had happened yet. It hadn't, but it did shortly afterwards.
If I is not on the chat room much in the next wee while it is cause we both feel like chocaholics let loose in a Cadbury's factory at the moment, and are busy gorging ourselves.
Hope you all have a wonderful new year.
Look forward to tasting some Mars and Nestle with you all later.
Billy
It only took us 8 hours to get down to business, after 4 of drinking and 4 having been passed out. I was woken by Nic shaking me awake at 4am asking if anything had happened yet. It hadn't, but it did shortly afterwards.
If I is not on the chat room much in the next wee while it is cause we both feel like chocaholics let loose in a Cadbury's factory at the moment, and are busy gorging ourselves.
Hope you all have a wonderful new year.
Look forward to tasting some Mars and Nestle with you all later.
Billy
Just to lend my support to swinging singles who are part of couples. But only if the other half knows. There are too many so called singles about openly telling us they are cheating on their partner. They aint single, they are unfaithful, devious individuals who should not be trusted to be respectful or reliable and discreet.
We decided right at the begining of our interest in swinging to avoid all that were using swinging as means to cheat on their partners. Not for any moral reason but as a matter of trust. It al begins and ends with respect. If you aint got it to begin with then you aint gonna have it for those you swing with.
Fair play to every honest single, couple, triple(r there any?) or whatever.
Be honest and respectful and you get ours in return.
Billy
We decided right at the begining of our interest in swinging to avoid all that were using swinging as means to cheat on their partners. Not for any moral reason but as a matter of trust. It al begins and ends with respect. If you aint got it to begin with then you aint gonna have it for those you swing with.
Fair play to every honest single, couple, triple(r there any?) or whatever.
Be honest and respectful and you get ours in return.
Billy
I've not read all the replies but am horrified there is a club with such an attitiude.
Is there some way bluexxx can write a review. Maybe Swinging Heaven can approach the club officially and ask them their policy. If it is officially as bluexxx was treated then let us all know, remove it from our links and warn people this is not the norm to be expected.
Bluexxx we would appreciate a pm letting us know the name of this club so as we can avoid it in new year.
thanks
Billy
Is there some way bluexxx can write a review. Maybe Swinging Heaven can approach the club officially and ask them their policy. If it is officially as bluexxx was treated then let us all know, remove it from our links and warn people this is not the norm to be expected.
Bluexxx we would appreciate a pm letting us know the name of this club so as we can avoid it in new year.
thanks
Billy
Jon wes entirley, agree with u on punctuation well. spotted by u. can u imagine our horror. when wes receive emails full of cyber bullshit it just piss'es us. off wes going to fully support u in ur journey 2 improve the grammer and poss speling as well, in the swinging heaven what is heaven if us lot cant' punctuate..! or is it....?or even ,,,,,!
Mmmm never mind most important is wes nic and me, that not be Wes but wes'? r happy for u in ur quest.
All the best.
PS........Do u swing!
Billy
Mmmm never mind most important is wes nic and me, that not be Wes but wes'? r happy for u in ur quest.
All the best.
PS........Do u swing!
Billy
Hello all and thanks for previous response. We know he is hygenic and hoping we not offended him by posting such a question previously about showering. You know we love you really Dave, if u r reading.
Having been so reassured by answers to our previous question, we wondered if anyone had any great ideas for sexy games? We know the usual suspects, spin the bottle, truth or dare kinda thing. Just wondering if there r any more out there u could all share with us in a few sentences.
Thanks
Billy
Having been so reassured by answers to our previous question, we wondered if anyone had any great ideas for sexy games? We know the usual suspects, spin the bottle, truth or dare kinda thing. Just wondering if there r any more out there u could all share with us in a few sentences.
Thanks
Billy
Hi we are a couple about to embark upon our first night with a lucky guy. We is just wondering if any of you more experienced swingers had any advice for us?
Like who makes the first move, is alcohol a help or a hinderance? Is it rude to ask him to shower first?
The views of those of u with years of experience and wisdom in this matter would be much appreciated.
Billy
Like who makes the first move, is alcohol a help or a hinderance? Is it rude to ask him to shower first?
The views of those of u with years of experience and wisdom in this matter would be much
appreciated.Billy
Hi Zak,
Zak it's important your partner feels in total control of the situation. All we men need is a hardon and we're ready to go. I succeeded in getting my partner involved by reassuring her, placing zero pressure on her and acknowledging at every stage her control over the process and that there would be no problem if we didn't swing.
We have still yet to swing, but after meeting a very sensitive guy for drinks only we r looking forward to him visiting our place this weekend. While all 3 of us have high hopes, it is still 'officially' just for a social meet.
You got to be very patient, not pushy and mean it when you say there would be no problem if your partner decides against it. Otherwise there is very good chance u could end up a single guy on this site.
Hope it all works out for u.
Billy
Zak it's important your partner feels in total control of the situation. All we men need is a hardon and we're ready to go. I succeeded in getting my partner involved by reassuring her, placing zero pressure on her and acknowledging at every stage her control over the process and that there would be no problem if we didn't swing.
We have still yet to swing, but after meeting a very sensitive guy for drinks only we r looking forward to him visiting our place this weekend. While all 3 of us have high hopes, it is still 'officially' just for a social meet.
You got to be very patient, not pushy and mean it when you say there would be no problem if your partner decides against it. Otherwise there is very good chance u could end up a single guy on this site.
Hope it all works out for u.
Billy
Hi there,
We too always reply to ads whatever we decide. Now though if it is single guys after we reply we block their e-mail cause so many have insisted on continuing to email, and some have even been quite nasty about it.
Its simply a matter or being polite. Is someone goes to the effort of sending us an email then we think it would be rude not to respond.
Billy and Jane
We too always reply to ads whatever we decide. Now though if it is single guys after we reply we block their e-mail cause so many have insisted on continuing to email, and some have even been quite nasty about it.
Its simply a matter or being polite. Is someone goes to the effort of sending us an email then we think it would be rude not to respond.
Billy and Jane
