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ScotsCpl
Over 90 days ago
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Well, you know when you're just talking to a mate? Chatting to a bloke at the pub for the first time, cuz no-one else is in there, maybe?
It's just the same. Truly.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't do it Jim. Its a trap.
I think theres another thread related to this one...............'What is trolling?'
Hi we're looking for 20 or 30something bi singles or bi/bi couples. Local to Ayrshire preferably or within easy travelling distance. We are more interested in having a chat first. Please no cock pics.
Feel free to email your face pic to the email or pm us.
Look forward to hearing from you.
ScotsCpl
Before I even begin I have to confess that we do not have an ad redface . We did but it only stayed up for a few days when we first joined the sight, then we realised the forum and chat room were a much better way of meeting folk. I digress though.
Why is it some folk insist on giving any or all of the single guys on here a hard time. If someone wants to come along and post an ad like those already mentioned then let them. This sight would be a lot less fun without the single guys visiting and posting their chat up lines.
And if for no other reason some of the ads are so naive as to be very funny. Its amusing that some think a picture of a cock and then a message with all the eloquence of 'Lets fuck darling!' will get them laid. :!: :!: :!:
Hmmmm, .............or is it just me that doesn't get anywhere with that line confused: :?: :?:
Billy
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
If only Nic had the arse the size of her mothers then there would be no problem.
:silly: Then again would I really want to??????????????? :eeek:
Billy
Its the only T.V. Poll I've ever entered and my vote had to be for Del Boy. Pick any episode and it will still beat the rest hand down.
As for those of you who mentioned Friends
Its AMERICAN!!!!!!
Billy
I hope no offence but to quote you fred;
" rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: "
Dont go wasting the time of the NHS by showing them your arsehole and asking "Whats wrong with it"? Like said earlier you have the shits, courtesy of bad food, too much alcolhol or just maybe you've been enjoying too much 'Indians' recently.
Heres hoping you get better. And Wilma I would be tempted to show him the settee if he's farting all night. Just in case!!!!!!!
Billy
Thought I'd get in first with this one;
A Generous Scotsman????
Hope this doesn't get me blacklisted but I think I have a point to make.
Tonite in the chatroom at 3:21am we have a moderator harrassing people for logging in under different names. Now I know there is a problem with some folk pretending they are different people. But like most members of the chatroom I aint stupid. I can figure out for myself, eventually, who is taking the piss. And to be honest at 3:21am sometimes half the fun can be figuring out who is taking the piss. I am one of those individuals, due to insomnia that find themseves quite often up at that time of night.
Please moderators, police the offence, police the foul language, police those that are taking the piss and anything else you want at peak times, but at 3:21am, just leave us to have a bit of a laugh. Its half the fun of the chatroom at this time in the morning.
Billy
McMunch A natural contender for an SH dictionary courtesy of BlueXXX
Def - See munch, and ad a few more Scots :taz: into the festivites.
billy
Well I was wondering if there is a favourite photo ad us blokes like.
For me its got to be Ripley 27851. She consistently posts the hottest photos, and they are frequently updated.
And we is lucky enough to live fairly close to them but so far we have not been lucky enough to meet up with them :doh:
Any other contenders for sexiest photo???
Billy
know any good publishers?

I know loads of great publishers steveg 8) . If you get those photos to me I'll see what I can do wink :wink:
Billy
Let me have more detail about yourself and i may be able to let you watch some

Is this an open invitation TS confused:
I'm a 31 year old Scotsman into tossing the caber, arguing the toss, tossing about and if you let me watch some I'll have a wee dram and make a tosst to your good health biggrin
Billy
bye for now got to go to bed, bloody work agian in the morning

What is this dunno A sensible member of the forum??????? Surely not!!!!
Next we'll be getting well balanced and adjusted members :shock:
rotflmao
Welcome Zepsix. You're close enough to join and meet some of us at the McMunch in Scotland. See the lets meet up section of the forum for more details.
Billy
To quote Miss ScotsCpl
"Unless it's hard, it's funny!" :giggle:
Billy
Yes ofcoures I will only be reading the articule. lol

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
After half an hour of reading wink :wink: TS you should be able to make this a sticky thread by now :giggle:
Billy
Hello all,
Thanks for the interest in the McMunch. Could folk confirm they are still interested by PMing us and also whether you would prefer the meet to be in Glasgow or Edinburgh. I was thinking sometime in March would be good, but again let me know what you think.
Given the weight of people seems to be on the east coast then it seems likely this will be in Edinburgh in which case it will be over to you BlueEyes.
Billy
Thanks for the offer of organising this blue eyes. If more folk from the east coast are interested then it would be great if you could. It's probably easier for us to organise if it ends up being in Glasgow. Either way we will be there.
Was thinking we would let this run for a few more days and then start making plans. Let us know what you think.
Billy
Hi slimjim wave There are quite a lot of us from north of the border on here. All friendly :taz: Mainly couples and single guys from our experience, but am sure there must be single women from time to time. There are even folk from up your way in the highlands.
Just be patient and enjoy the company on the chatroom and forum while you wait for your adventure hump to begin.
Billy
Put on your helmet and seat belt. It can sometimes be a bumpy ride, but so much fun

ah you met cute chick already lol :lol: :lol: You better have a hard helmet.............she might bite surpriseduch:
Billy
OMG! - She's orf agin!

Has she ever stopped!!!
It's often the case that those who think they are in the wrong scream the loudest they are in the right. Take Dubbya for example!!!!!!
Sorry prob too many glasses of vino and cutechick beginning to make me belive I is going mad :shock: . Is it just me or does anybody else get the point that if a married person cheats then it goes against everything us swingers are for, i.e. consent and respect. At what point does the partner of someone who cheats get to consent to sleeping with all the potential diseases sex can involve. What chance does the partner of a cheater get to turn round and say 'I respect your honesty!'
I really do accept folk that want to cheat on partners can go out dogging and that sometimes we swingers will be swinging with people that are lying about their status. But at least lets be honest about it. If you're married and want to cheat go doggin. If you want to mix with people that enjoy sex and still have a sense of what respect and consent means then swing with those of us that are fool enough to trust peoples honesty. We dont always get it right but at least we are trying to honestly open up the world to what is possible in an honest, consentual, and respectful relationship. The alternative is to accept that lying, manipulation, deciet, disrespect and potentially infecting our partners is an acceptable way forward.
Now I really is on my wee Scottish soap Box. Sorry CuteChick kiss , I really like your humour and spirit but i just can't agree with you.
Billy (now beginning to take this all too seriously me thinks!)
Balls? I don't personally have any

Me think the woman may protest too much. lol
I'd gladly hand mine over next time our swords clash. :idea: Or should that be oor willy's :lol:
Whatever the answer somebody stop me from getting involved in this one. I should have learnt my lesson by now. I've never yet left a debate with a woman with my sanity intact.
worship Jess my balls are yours. Although I fully expect you to reject the offer, despite the fact it is a reasonable compromise :boxing:
Billy (now increasingly worried where this thread is leading surpriseduch: )
Now the penny is dropping :idea: . Mrs ScotsCpl has been buying an awful lot of duracells recently. I just thought she was brushing her teeth a lot. :doh:
Billy
Hello and welcome Paul, seems like you finding your feet already. Hope you enjoy the chat in our wee community here.
Billy
Wouldn't it be great if you could have an alibi

Course it would, but who is this Ali Bi, and does anyone know where we can find him? Seems like just the man we are looking for.wink
Billy
Lighten up William, or I shall have to put you across my knee

Now we talking. Been on a diet since the 1st so should fit quite snuggly over your knee biggrin
People's emotions do not always go the way their partner would wish, therefore, they can't and don't discuss certain things such as dogging.
Would you therefore contend that they are wrong to live that way?

Certainly not. People are entirely free to live as they please cutechick. But to pretend as you seem to be doing that no harm will come to anyone when married (usually men?) folk lie and cheat their way through a marriage by shagging others without the support of a partner is ridiculous. Fred's already mentioned STDs.
As for the knitting analogy, what a croc! The point is the doggin married guy aint being open about his favourite past-time. He's being dishonest, disrespectful, and placing his partner at risk without her consent.
Billy (still enjoying this thread :D )
I would do nothing to hurt my wife in any way as I respect and love her and my activity hurts no one.

You don't mention Sandie whether your wife supports your extra activities. I take it from the respect and love you mention above that you have told her and that she has reassured you that most importantly of all your activity is not hurting her.
Cheating by its very nature hurts someone, whether it be sexual or otherwise.
Billy (enjoying this thread now smile )
Kinda confused by this thread. I know I agree with Andy that swinging is a matter of respect, and to have our respect the folk we swing with must be honest. Therefore singles that are cheating have been struck off our list right from the start.
However is dogging about respect or just getting it when you need it, playing with fire a bit at the same time? I know dogging is not for us because we like to at least think we know the folk we are swinging with, although we are not naive enough to believe we always get told the truth.
Believe it or not, some couple can and do lead very happy lives together, but just do not 'gel' sexually. Wife has low sex drive, partner has high. They match in every other aspect of their life together but this one.

I cant accept the conclusion you have come to cutechick. If the marriage was matched in every other aspect then surely the married dogger would have no problems letting the other partner know what they were up to.
I think in the end much like swinging and cheating are two entirely different pursuits, we have to accept that dogging and swinging have very little in common other than the fact that sex may be involved at some stage in both pursuits.
And the best of luck and fortune to all who are involved in either. smile
Billy