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29 Mar 2008

Quote by Missy
One cancelled Whoopsy :smile2:

No no NO!!!!!
Don't you watch Star Trek?? don't you know that going back and messing with history messes up the future? You have now created an inverse whoopsy and giant robot/gorgonzola hybrids are going to invade the planet and make whoopsy worhsippers of us! A week on Tuesday, just after lunch!! blink

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FGS woman, put the whoopsy back where you found it and flee, fleeeeeeeeeee for your life! bolt

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28 Mar 2008

Quote by Plimboy
But there is another aspect to this. Society has always frowned on the single man, especially the older men get.
I suppose it has to do with the fact that men are expected to do all the chasing and the asking. For some men, "chasing" seems to be wrong.
Plim

It might look like a frown but it's actually my best "come hither" look. Cheek! :P

12 Mar 2008

Sounds like it might be the Pelirocco although if by "furniture" you mean "*cough* furniture", it might not be quite what you want wink

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I can't remember if posting hotel names is ok or not, too lazy to check, I shall accept the moddy spanking gracefully lol

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1 Mar 2008

As my preference is for old school dogging, I am investing in a horse and cart.
The horse will probably be brownish if that helps lol

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11 Feb 2008

Quote by markz
thank you all for kind thoughts I'm very humbled...

Ploy for a sympathy shag if I ever saw one!
The people at C&A wish you better though wink

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26 Jan 2008

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I've been dogging!
Hiya Dippy
Fee
XX

Hey Fee! Your dogging trip is legendary, never in the history of dogging have so few confused so many! lol

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Quote by all_kinds_of_kinky
should I take a torch to flash and make myself known?

The prankster in me wants to suggest that you should jam it under your chin whilst peering right into a window then switch it on!! Yes it's a bad idea and you may well be beaten with a soggy stick for it but omg it'd be funny :lol:

25 Jan 2008

Quote by all_kinds_of_kinky
I'm a currently single male who likes the idea of going along to watch a couple playing from a comfortable distance and maybe having a little fiddle in my pocket at the same time.

Frankly, I'm shocked and disgusted by this suggestion!
Enjoy your debut wink

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18 Jan 2008

I'm sorry to ruin all your pervy thoughts but Xena is now a cylon and if she's dogging in anything, it's a space ship!
( I have refrained from naming the make and model of space ship for the sake of discretion lol

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12 Jan 2008

Quote by dirtydoggers
Who might that be Serendipity? Yes, I too had one of the ole rascals in mind, but as we've managed to evade his attentions thus far whilst we re evaluate our dogging strategy for the 08 perving season I couldn't authenticate first hand..You CAN however, and as being "dipped" is as good as a Pirate's handshake, i'm sure the wide fella and mystery perv numero two will cum good. (note my rather clever useage of the word "cum" to substitute "come" therefore throwing the whole thing into a highly suggestive sexual context whilst simultaneously celebrating our liberal minded---hmmm, can you still be blotto at 7:45am ):lol:.Ok, forget all that.
Andrew75 on the other hand, we CAN vouch for . He is in the "Finest" range section of the carpark supermarket :wink:
Go on, have all three of em :twisted: Being the centre of attention amidst a dogging pervery of quality gents makes for a satisfying night..The girls seem to love it too :lol:
All we need now is a third "agent" to represent a dogger and it'll be like "X factor" :lol: Can I be really witty now and suggest XXX factor ..Yeah, ok..i'm gone ops:

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Soon to be followed by "I'm a dogger, get me out of here" and "Strictly Cum Dancing" ?
Ewww, I wish I hadn't said that, the mental image of cum dancing isn't that pretty sad

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12 Jan 2008

Well, I can happily recommend two to you Minx & Big Danny - I'd need their permission first but I wouldn't hesitate in doing so! biggrin

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I'll drop you a PM when I've spoken to them.

11 Jan 2008

Quote by Ruralspaceman1
Am I missing something but to me dogging is visiting secluded sites and when the moon shines on me meeting a horny couple for some adult fun.
Some nights are hot, some nights are not.
When did dogging become posting a message asking if any couples are going out dogging tonight? Surely the natural order of things is for us guys to be 'out' dogging and for the couples to appear randomly when the mood takes them.
Anything else is surely just a swinging meet in a car park.
Maybe I'm a dogging purist, but to me the excitement of dogging comes not only from the encounters but also from not knowing who will be the next into the carpark or what they will do, or not.
xx ruralspaceman xx

Whilst I understand what you're saying and to a large extent agree as I always liked the idea of happening across a couple unexpectedly, I also think dogging has evolved and many doggers/couples have followed suit as Mrs Wiggy has rightly said.
You have an ad up to meet couples, I've had one running for yonks, so have many others - does it matter what you call it depending on how you met the people concerned? Surely the most pertinent issue is whether you left that car park smiling? biggrin

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Now that the boot is on the other foot and I've indulged my emerging exhibitionist side recently, I didn't feel the thrill was any greater between arranged fun and the possibility of being caught, they were different but equally satisfying! However,in the back of my mind I'm aware that the expectation of participation also seems be part of dogging evolution according to the posts of a lot of the couples and doggers I know. It isn't something I'm interested in outside of the person I'm with, so arranging to meet has its advantages in making those boundaries clear in advance rather than interrupting what's going on to keep saying No!
Things change but that doesn't mean they won't change back in the future wink

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11 Jan 2008

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
If yuo initiate him, I will do the customary dogging of you both

Oooooooooh what a rude suggestion!!!!
Ok :twisted:

9 Jan 2008

Cold weather is fine, just take care that nipples don't stick to bonnets although the cold metal is rather nice!
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9 Jan 2008

Did anyone initiate Widey before letting him loose in the Dogging section?
How remiss - what can we do about that? :twisted:

4 Jan 2008

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I can't believe this is three years old and that we talk just as much poop now as we did then!!
I'm having a warm fuzzy moment!*
*I might just need a wee though redface

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Edit: waves to Shad, LTNS! biggrin

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2 Jan 2008

Johnny Depp
Serendipity
Colin Farrell
What? it's true :angel:

2 Jan 2008

Quote by HarryJones
What if I say hello instead :twisted:

Depends, do you have a Biggles hat, scarf and googles too? We may have enough for our own squadron of doggers!
*dogging motorbike display team flashback* :shock: lol

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1 Jan 2008

At this very moment, I can see a member called Biggles browsing this section - if you're reading this, please say hello on the thread, it's a Hallmark moment! lol

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31 Dec 2007

Quote by markz

I've been dogging, twice in the last six weeks.

greedy girl........... rolleyes

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You're just like Pete Doherty, can't resist one line :P

31 Dec 2007

OK, new year revelation time I think lol

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I've been dogging, twice in the last six weeks.
And not as a voyeur! :eeek:
The first time was unplanned. Lust and the proximity of a dim country car park took over, it was completely deserted but it dawned me (as my boobs were pressing up against the icy cold bonnet) that if a car came in, I wouldn't care! The second time was planned, arrangements made with a friend and a very gentlemanly dogger and anticipated for a week or so. I'd been thinking for a while that I'd get an erotic thrill from watching the watcher and a very specific fantasy was suddenly on the verge of being realised. Ohhhh my, how horny was that!! :twisted:
I'm not sure where this slight exhibitionist streak has emerged from and it's still early days. I don't know if I'll ever be up for more than a single audience member as there's something very erotic about the intimacy of only one person watching but it's definitely something I'll be doing again.
How did this happen? :lol:

31 Dec 2007

God no, you know I'm not allowed that based on the weird stuff I post without carbonated stimulants lol

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I do wonder what Dirty would post if he was given enough coke to hit a sugar rush though - possibly a feature length version of Biggles Does Derby, Dorset and Devon. Hmmmm biggrin

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31 Dec 2007

Quote by Snertsmate
Dippity,
Have you been at that cooking sherry again :

Not a drop!
That makes it worse, doesn't it? redface

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31 Dec 2007

Quote by dirtydoggers
Okay, fancy dress...We SHOULD have picked something up today, but, we didn't It'll now be tomorrow..St Trinians is no longer an option, and Catwoman has been deemed to restrictive for the party By chance, a fello forum perve mailed us some outstanding BDSM scenario pictures depicting an interogation scene..The interogator in this instance being a woman wearing ops: ermm..ok, fuck it, German uniform :shock: Mrs Dirty's words on seeing the series of photographs were "Ooh, i like them, where can you get me one of those hats from" So it looks as if maybe i'll be going as a downed Spitfire pilot :? Tally fucking ho :cry: I had set my heart on being Batman :oops:

Is it wrong that I'm imagining you naked and bound to a propeller, except for a Biggles hat, scarf and goggles? Pfft, what do I care, wrong is good :twisted:
Edit: I don't know why but I felt the need to Google Biggles...and found a list of . I have some suggestions on how you can "Dirty" them up...
1. The Camel(toes) Are Coming
2. Biggles Flies (Undone) Again
3. The Black Peril (a tribute to a certain dildo)
4. Biggles Goes to War (see your perv mail description above)
5. Biggles Delivers The Goods (a story of every day car park lurrrrrrrve)
6. Biggles Breaks The Silence (with a girlish scream)
7. Biggles In The Blue (Movie)
8. No Rest For Biggles (Aunty D has become insatiable)
9. Biggles Makes Ends Meet(featuring a double ender)
10. Biggles and the Dark Intruder (sequel to the Black Peril :twisted: )
Oh, it's a good thing *I* find me funny - apologies to everyone else :lol:

27 Dec 2007

You filthy baggage - someone give them directions to Herts if you see them, just tell Aunty it's the fastest route to the Black Forest lol

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27 Dec 2007

Quote by deancannock
and dippy..great to see you around.. i know its not really yo...but i do have this image of you with knickers always round ya ankles...ummm..merry

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I have re-enacted it once or twice though Dean!
Hope you all had a good one, good to hear from you guys xx

25 Dec 2007

Quote by flower411
Could we have a new category .... I`m catholic and want to infect everybody with any STD I happen to be carrying because I don`t care ..... ?

What a thoroughly nasty post.

25 Dec 2007

'Ello you naughty peepers and showers! biggrin

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I'm about to use the C word...cooking <insert dramatic music here> :shock: - so naturally I'm putting it off to the last minute!
Just wanted to wish all you lovely dogging section bods a very merry Christmas

25 Dec 2007

Quote by Snertsmate
Sorry but WTF has this got to do with dogging?
You have a hotel room, nothing to do with dogging!
You'd love to hear from couples/females, wouldn't we all, but we realise that we have to make some sort of attempt to get known and trusted, not expect them to contact us having made minimal efforts ourselves!
You'd consider anything, so if wifey wanted to shag you with a strap on while hubby gets deep throat off you, you'd be happy?
You'd be happy to partake on "this day /night", well mate I can tell you now, " IT WON'T HAPPEN IN THIS LIFETIME, let alone this day/night! "
But still I admire your optimism. Good luck!

You know it's goodwill to all men, right Snertsy? lol

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14 Dec 2007

Quote by easyease
very true, thats why if someone finds somebody else attractive they should let them know, fortune favours the brave, hehe.

Including straight guys who fancy a change then eh? wink

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14 Dec 2007

My view of sex when I'm old is simple, just like my view of my pension - I hope I'll have enough! :shock: