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8 Sep 2008

Quote by splendid_
Oh, how about you dare to think of someone who is Trans as a person and treat that person with the respect you would treat any other? Daring I know.

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Personally, I'd love to find a woman I'm attracted to who enjoys the fact that she still has a cock and can have penetrative sex with other women. I always see pre op M2F TS as just a woman with a cock and I like it, is that disrespectful? I don't think so!
I'd give a hell yes to anyone I fancy, so that is exactly how I would treat any other person dunno

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8 Sep 2008

Provided there was that all important spark of attraction, hell yes! :twisted:

4 Sep 2008

Shr'up you lol

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Shogging is the future, you'll see cool

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4 Sep 2008

See I'm all curious now, what sort of equipment?
And will all of the 50 staff be there?
Will we get a discount?
Do you deliver?
Dogging..but with shopping, shogging! I like that idea lol

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23 Aug 2008

Jimi Hendrix's version of All Along The Watchtower (Bob Dylan)
Placebo's version of Running Up That Hill (Kate Bush)and oddly, I really like their version of Daddy Cool lol

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Type O Negative's version of Cinnamon Girl (Neil Young)
Motorhead's version of Louie Louie - think this was originally The Kingsmen, it's featured in Animal House (the frat house sing along song)
Korn's version of Another Brick In The Wall (Pink Floyd) which is just brilliant biggrin

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Alien Ant Farm's version of Smooth Criminal, which just makes me giggle!

16 Aug 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Best: Venus In Furs by Velvet Underground, yum!

Ooooooo, now thats dirty grind music, you filthy trollop :rascal: passionkiss

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Oh yesssss :rascal:

16 Aug 2008

Best: Venus In Furs by Velvet Underground, yum!
Worst: any "love" song used frequently as a wedding song e.g. Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You :heaves:
Deep vibrating bass please, no Peabo! lol

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16 Aug 2008

Quote by Peanut
The tourist pointing out useful people in Cambridge are called blue badge guides.

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We don't have those in Herts Harry, just brown roadsigns. I was a girl guide once though, I learnt about knots and boy scouts and being prepared, v handy actually!
So did you used to be prepared to tie boy scouts up in knots then? Inquisitive mind wish to know. biggrin

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Ooh no, I was rather innocent when I was a girl guide :lol: but it came in handy a few years later ! I still use reef knots now wink

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15 Aug 2008

Quote by HarryJones
The tourist pointing out useful people in Cambridge are called blue badge guides.

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We don't have those in Herts Harry, just brown roadsigns. I was a girl guide once though, I learnt about knots and boy scouts and being prepared, v handy actually!
SD - you know I'm the idiot that would wear 4 inch heels to stand in a car park! :twit:
Snertsy - prob next month, come too, we can make it a two pronged invasion! wink

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Hmm why does prong sound so rude? Time for bed for me eh redface

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13 Aug 2008

I'm a girly girl but I like boys toys (fast cars, guns, action movies, cocks) biggrin

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13 Aug 2008

Quote by Mike2mike
'I wanna be a gangbanging super soldier of lurve'.

Hmmph!
I'm white and I'm female but I think wanna be a gangbanging super soldierette of lurve now!!!!
Would you accept a purple strap on and a black feather boa instead? lol

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13 Aug 2008

Quote by bbw_lover
Is there anything that's really silly and childish, but still makes you giggle?

Edward Woodward Edward Woodward Edward Woodward (repeat ad naseum)
If you don't giggle, you're just not silly and childish enough lol

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12 Aug 2008

Quote by Big Lucy
I know for sure that I get a much better view in the clubs , and its not wet, or dodgy, or dark.... so why oh why do I keep fantasizing about outside / carpark voyeuristic fun... am I alone here?
Any thoughts?

I can recall some good debates about this way back when...the conclusion I came to is because it's naughtier! It feels illicit because it's in the dark, the couple show and you watch by unspoken consent, there's no viewing window outside a nicely lit room with a bed in it, it has a deliciously feel to it because it seem like a much more private act. It's not "organised".
It's just naughtier biggrin

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12 Aug 2008

Thanks all, I'll let you know when the Herts invasion..oops..visit is imminent! biggrin

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Blue badge Harry? I'm not that infirm, I only totter because of the 4 inch heels! lol

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10 Aug 2008

Quote by JTS
And an umber-rella...ella...ella...ella.

Arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

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I'll be visiting this area soon for work, you lot are going to have to give me heads up on where these places are as I feel it's my duty to foster intercounty dogging relations.
And I want a damned good perv :twisted:

10 Aug 2008

Hi Lucy
It might be that the couple in question only go dogging as foreplay and do their shagging at home.
Or that seeing a woman watching was a novelty but ultimately that they get off on seeing male appreciation. Or even that the female half of the couple was put off by being watched by another woman. Or it was their first time and they got cold feet dunno

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The fact that you got out for a better view is a pretty clear signal that you were interested but for whatever reason, they weren't. It's just luck of the draw biggrin

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by sam0057
A couple who feel they are being spied on when they went to be alone are likely to get upset, so a single bloke has to be careful

True but if they express that, I think I'd be inclined to point out that expecting privacy in a place frequented by doggers is a tad optimistic lol

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25 Jul 2008

Quote by charlie3
im looking for a female partner to act as a couple

So you want a row in the car about how fast you were driving? lol

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Good luck with the hunt wink

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23 Jul 2008

I'd remake The Secretary, the endng of it really bugs me because it's so sweet :uhoh:
Oh and Snakes on a Plane, it was hilarious but that baby should have been eaten! :P
Finally, all of the Matrix films, I'd recast Trinity with someone who can convince me that she wasn't thinking about new net curtains during that sex scene!!

23 Jul 2008

Hellllllllllllllo you! biggrin

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It's been an age since I saw you about the forum, or you saw me, hope you're doing ok!!
Dippy
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20 Jul 2008

Quote by JTS
the obvious thinking-doggers choice.

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I like that, it'll look good on a sash!

19 Jul 2008

Quote by JTS
And for lone woman advice, you may try a pm to the user known as serendipity, who is the countries current expert in lone-woman dogging (etc) (and more etc's)

Ello you

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No-one has sent me any kind of certificate, not even a cheap sash ! :cry:
Hi hugsnxs, I wouldn't consider myself an expert but I've had some safe solo fun occasionally thanks to past advice from the usual SH suspects, happy to share! biggrin

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13 Jul 2008

I know a couple of likely spots Swiftsure, send me a PM - unless you're only looking to meet other couples wink

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23 Jun 2008

No idea, I seem to have owned the worst possible dogging cars for doing anything other than watching others - either not enough seats for shagging or a coupe roof that rules out lap straddling for anyone but midgets lol

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Hurrah for bonnets eh?!

22 Jun 2008

Quote by H-x

H.x

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If that poor hamster is squeezed any harder it'll be vending carrot juice at the rear!!
I must say, changing how I am to suit other people so that they might then meet me is not high on my list of priorities. In fact, it was even lower on the list than finding a juice vending rodent (check) biggrin

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27 May 2008

Were we meant to ask him a question then? I just took it as an opportunity to demand naked pics redface

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23 May 2008

Quote by bigbuns2
Let me put it another way.
If you meet a goodlooking guy who says her is single he is either a liar or a loser.
My money would be on the former.

As you are putting yourself forward as an advocate of fairness and non discrimination, should we assume that you apply this well rounded opinion equally to single women?
Oopsie lol

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8 May 2008

Quote by Mr-Powers
Same as why do some women on TV still have their bra's on when they are shagging in bed!

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I quote often shag with mine on, sometimes I can't wait to get the whole lot off and sometimes I like to be unwrapped! Don't think I've been on your TV doing that though!

16 Apr 2008

Quote by Sexyguy1972
I can't understand it. Maybe I'm just too different to be noticed. I put all the nice stuff on my profile (until I took it off) and wrote to a lot of ladies but got no replies. Don't people have the courtesy to reply, even if it's a "no"?
I am not a Brad Pitt lookalike, maybe that's the problem. Women these days can be so shallow, especially if they are only after looks or money. I have a good job, a house of my own (albeit rather empty) and a brain.
Oh well, maybe I'll try an introductions agency. lol.

I don't know what all the "nice stuff" on your profile was but it sounds like it was probably what you think women want to hear! Based on your current one, and even the title of this thread, you sound like you're looking for a companion/girlfriend rather than swinging fun.
If you think women here are shallow because they are only after looks or money, you've missed the point, what they're after is fun and sex i.e. swinging. The fact that you have a good job and your own home is irrelevant, neither make you a good or bad swinging prospect. An introductions agency or SH's dating site is a much better idea for you.
This will probably sound very harsh to you and I may be on my own here, but I find your comments about women being shallow and effectively labelling them "not a good woman" because they're NOT looking for a relationship on a swinging site incredible! It's all a bit Stepford Wives for my tastes!
Tip: next time you pull the trigger, remember to move your foot! wink

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16 Apr 2008

Quote by ambervixen
I give for your consideration, someone spitting in my mouth unexpectedly, I reacted well humouredly but the moment was undoubtedly lost, where does one draw the line between spontaneous and something which is mood crushing!
How to handle this?

Very easily handled imo, don't make plans to see him again and explain exactly why. If the guy thinks spitting in someones mouth is sexy, he needs all the help and advice he can get! confused

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