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3 Nov 2004

Red, you made me laugh out loud there!!! smile

But these cold days and nights are wonderful for being cosy and loving while a howling gale goes on outside. Especially when the clothes start to be peeled off :twisted:
Though I think I'd love you to keep your red stillettos on wink

SA
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3 Nov 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
don't get me started on Mariah Carey....

I wouldn't mind starting on Mariah Carey :twisted:
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3 Nov 2004

Definitely a very HOT 10 smile

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3 Nov 2004

OK all, this is my 100th post and I haven't thought of anything clever (saving that for the 1000th).
Homer Simpson decared that "Everyone knows that rock achieved perfection in 1974" but I don't agree.
I reckon the best year was 1973
This is because of the release of:
Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Black Sabbath
Houses of the Holy - Led Zeppelin
Selling England by the Pound - Genesis
Tales From Topographic Oceans - Yes
among others...
I also think The Who should have delayed the release of Who's Next to have joined this year of rock perfection wink

2003 wasn't too bad either but I won't hog all the years.
Whats your year of musical perfection and why?
SA
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3 Nov 2004

btw FF, in America they'd call tap a Fawcett

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3 Nov 2004

Hi Hayley
I'm not sure I'd reply with appropriate response but I'd certainly have understood the LOB reference (one of my top 5 ever films) and commented on it biggrin

Libra said she goes on instinct and I'm similar, its just a feeling I just kind of know.
Now then, that said, there are always indicators, I don't do my bed on a wednesday, I do have a Land Rover (just upping the stakes there FF wink

) and of course the sex and bikes and rock 'n' roll things I've mentioned in other places here. :twisted:
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3 Nov 2004

Yep, I've tried it too, but managed not hit anything, fortunately. biggrin

Never had or been wanked while on my bike though, always thought it would be good to try :twisted:
Hey, I'm heading for my 100th post now, I never thought I'd reach that - I'd better head off and think of another thread to start - I'll probably be predictable and go for another music related one.
SA
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3 Nov 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

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3 Nov 2004

Yep, FF, the taps are a big clue wink

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3 Nov 2004

Very funny surreycouple
AC/DC are a fantastic source of innuendo and outrageously sexual lyrics. One of my favourites is from Back in Black
I took a look inside your bedroom door
You looked so good lyin' on your bed
I asked you if you wanted any rhythm in you
You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead
SA
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Latest avatar for a few hours only, anyone know what it is?

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3 Nov 2004

How about this from Puddle of Mudd:
I love the way you look at me
I love the way you smack my ass
I love the dirty things you do
I have control of you
Its more for the BDSM market I think wink

The song is called Control
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3 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
I am all hippy.
After all.. this is the dawning of the age of

Hey Vix, I was so busy messing around with trying to work out how to send a pic that I missed this thread.
But, guess what I'm a water bearer too.
Somehow i don't think you'll be surprised by that biggrin

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3 Nov 2004

I knew it, lilacgem, you are the perfect woman wink

Just thought you ought to know that biggrin

Sex and bikes and rock 'n' roll !!!!! (he exclaimed) does life get any better than being able to relate a story like that - running away to Knebworth - that is class.
:twisted:
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3 Nov 2004

So do you think Shang a Lang has some innuendo to it? What does it really mean LC? wink

(just trying to unHiJack my dying thread :wink: )
And I do apologise for not including you in my list of Zep afficianados - I haven't got to know you until now, but very pleased to smile

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2 Nov 2004

:laughabove:
You are a class act Reese biggrin

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2 Nov 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Spirited Away - You old B**** D** you!
- and as for "The Lemon Song" - lets not even go there!

hey now, less of the old. And BTW both my parents were married wink

You'll have guessed who my fave band is by now - they were a bit before my time though.
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2 Nov 2004

OK, I've just updated my signature to one of my favourite suggestive lines from a song.
Vix, FlirtyFruitcake and a number of others will recognise it wink

But what other lines are your favourites?
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2 Nov 2004

I'm not sure if anyone has posted this before, and as its a useful tool I hope the link will be allowed on the site, but NetMechanic has an online image optimiser.
This reduces the file's size without compromising the quality too much, you do need to have set the dimensions beforehand though.
Its free to use as well :-)

Apologies if its been seen before.
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2 Nov 2004

Stress thread? - I can feel some blues coming on wink

I woke up this mornin',
Couldn't get outta bed,
My business is failin'
I'm goin outta my head,
Only six weeks ago now,
Since my woman she dumped me,
Broke my heart right in two,
Don't like being lonely,
My customers mailin,
My inbox is full,
'When you gonna get done boy
With the job that you promised?'
I'm working all hours,
My life has this hole,
I'm turnin' real dull now,
Its hurtin' my soul.
I'm not sure that counts as a rant and its the first attempt at blues lyrics I've ever attempted, but it did me good :-) (actually business was bad a few weeks ago and though its still tough its a lot more positive now)
Thanks guys
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2 Nov 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
Maybe they're all running away from your avatar :shock:

Wouldn't have to run very fast either :wink:
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2 Nov 2004

George Bush and Osama Bin Laden hold secret talks to finally prove one way the other which of them is the most powerful.
Bush suggests that in one year's time they meet face to face for a duel, Bin Laden agrees but on one condition, he gets to choose the weapons.
Bush agrees to this and Bin Laden Says, "Dogs, we will duel with dogs".
So off they both go to make preparations.
Osama Bin Laden gets all his followers to collect their most vicious hounds from hell and embarks on a breeding programme to come up with the most vicious death hound possible. At last the breeding and training is completed to create the Giant Siberian Wolf Hound, it kills anything on site as soon as its told by its owner.
The day of the duel arrives and the two men face each other 20 metres apart, standing by their respective canine transporters. Bin Laden's is shaking and leaping about with howls and growls of ravening hate and rage coming from it.
On George Bush's side is absolute silence.
On the count of 3 both protagonists let loose the doors of the containers and the Siberian Wolf Hound charges towards Bush, all teeth and growls ready tear whatever gets in its way limb from limb.
Slowly emerging from from the American position with a kind of strange waddle is what looks like a Dachshund, not very impressive, and Bin Laden feels assured of victory.
The Wolf Hound bears down upon the little dog until the there is an almighty snap as the Dachshund opens a huge mouth and swallows the Giant Siberian Wolf Hound in one go.
Osama Bin Laden is astounded and walks over to Bush to concede defeat. He tells his american arch rival that in the history of the Earth no one could have bred a dog as vicious as the Wolf Hound.
Bush replies, "Well yeah, thats what we thought, but it took us millions of dollars to get Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons to turn that Alligator into a dog!!!"
Not quite a shaggy dog story but topical. wink

(I hope no ones offended by it redface

)
I was actually told that by a government minister last week confused

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2 Nov 2004

Hey Flirty, I don't think Max Bygraves ever had a cover like this one wink

I'm working on something else that will allow you to listen to something else soon smile

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2 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
LOL, thought someone would get it... and seeing your avatar... should have known it would be you!

I did have the cover of Lovedrive by the Scorpions for a while and no one commented on it, very disappointing, I at least expected someone to wonder about how much chewing of gum went on to achieve the picture wink

Maybe I'll try that one again someday :twisted:
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2 Nov 2004

Hi lilac gem,
You've been here longer than me by a little while and I know what you mean.
As for your avatar, its one of the great pleasures of this site for a chap like me to be able to look at so many lurvely ladies' bums, so don't feel yours should be hidden its just as nice as everyone elses.
So great do they look I've been considering doing something similar for my own avatar, not sure whether a thong or lacy panties would enhance the image though wink

SA
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2 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
I I I I'm so happy, I'm gonna join a band!

Vix, you are total star quoting Celebration Day - what woman biggrin

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2 Nov 2004

Member Churn, now there's a phrase, mine churns constantly :twisted:
However, back to the point I was going to make.
This site is just like any other congregation of people, be it a circle of friends, a workplace, a sports club, a hot tub - whatever. People come and go (or should that be cum and go? wink

) and change is the one thing that you can be certain of.
Many of those who go leave a hole that can take a while to fill; but the good ones leave lots of good feelings because of the effect they had on other people, the bad ones are missed not at all.
So no matter what one's motivation for being here, my idea is to try and be someone who would be missed for a long time biggrin

(if I was leaving, which I'm not).
I wouldn't be surprised if lots of the recent host of leavers follow JGL's example and don't go for long.
SA
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2 Nov 2004

After a brief spell away from here, not intentional just work related, I logged in, started a thread ( I was in need of some kind words) and people supported me, it was great and not many communities can offer something as special as the SH one, they're mostly too 'single issue'.
I'm a relative newcomer and haven't even reached the hundreds in my postings, but the people in this forum helped me when I needed, entertain me all the time and make me feel less isolated when I'm working all the hours I do (its my own company, I and everyone who works for me are teleworkers, we all work from home).
So I'm not leaving either biggrin

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1 Nov 2004

Quote by roger743
A good film does it for me.

Yep, I can go along with that. The trouble I have is that they're over so quickly and I get a weird feeling of 'the end of things', but then I am very strange ;-)
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1 Nov 2004

With so many people feeling depressed, abused, or just leaving the forum for a while I pondered that question.
I was prompted by hearing Ewan McGregor on the radio this morning saying that no matter how bad a day he has, when he gets on his (motor) bike its all gone. Too much to concentrate on and it takes all his troubles away. I know there are a number of us bikers on here who will identify with that :twisted: Nothing like spending some time on two wheels.
I also like a good book, usually with a complex plot and completely divorced from reality - so Sci Fi can also do it for me.
Other things are music, and it depends what the subject of my depression is as to what I listen to - sometimes some very slow baroque such as Corelli, Bach or Pachelbel, or early Led Zeppelin in hard blues mode - Dazed and Confused is a sure winner for me.
So come on lets hear what works for everyone else.
SA
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PS This was inspired by lovely Libra-Love

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1 Nov 2004

I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who responded, it made me feel a lot better having the support and thoughts of you all.
I don't know how things will turn out but I do know that life goes on and that spending time here in the cafe certainly can bring some solace to a bruised heart (as well all the naughty parts too :twisted: ).
Thank you all biggrin

SA
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