Uniforms ... *bing!* SO my thing!
Army, navy, air force, firefighters, police ... they all float my boat. omg I'm going to have to have a cold shower!!
I wouldn't necessarily change when ... but I'd change where :doh: and I'd DEFINITELY change who :kick:
What a loser!
Thoughts in a Supermarket Queue
Hey you, six-two, in the line next to mine,
tousled sun kissed hair, divine
blue eyes – blue jeans, soft parted lips
oh god! … so close, those narrow hips.
You, with the firm curved biceps, jean clad thighs,
black leather belt, button flies.
Look at me, grab me, kiss my face
this prim and proper wife, disgrace.
my prudish straight-laced life displace.
Throw me helpless rag-doll giggling, upon the still conveyor,
wriggling, squealing, wanton, gasping.
Slip your tongue between my lips, then grasping
hands upon my hips, just take me hard whilst I’m atop
the chaos of the weekly shop.
Pin me down and spill my cream
upon the floor – then make me scream
Oh god! oh god!
Well I can dream …
I was 7 and the lad's name was Gordon. He was Scottish and I still had a Scottish accent at the time.
He and another lad called Graham both wanted to kiss me but I insisted that I'd only kiss one. To help me decide, I said that the boy who brought me the nicest pressie could have a kiss.
Graham brought me some perfume which he had pinched from his big sister's dressing table so I made him take it back. Gordon, however, gave me his favourite green Dumbo rubber so he triumphed in the competition. We snogged for at least half an hour in an old wrecked car dumped in a nearby car park. The windscreen had been smashed and was all over the floor inside ... I felt like I was sitting amongst diamonds!
I am so shocked Mandy - it's hard to believe that, of all the lovely people who went to the social and met at your place the next day, ONE of them could stoop as low as to trash your hospitality by doing such a thing!! I hope whoever did it gets what they deserve via karma ... what goes around comes around.
We were going to Scotland for a week at the end of August but as a poor impoverished student with a broken car, that's had to be cancelled.
We're off to Wassenar in Holland in October though(staying on a theme park called Duinrell) and of course will be paying Amsterdam a visit ... well, it'd be rude not to!! :twisted:
We've never been to a club so can't give any direct feedback but I've 'heard' that Chameleons in Birmingham is a good place to start - especially on a sunday sfternoon when it isn't so hectic. This is where we'll probably head for when we've plucked up the courage.
Hope some more experienced club goers can give you the advice you've asked for.
Sugar x
Your profile seems ok ... better than a lot I've seen. However, Rome wasn't built in a day. Lots of people think that just by adopting the title 'swinger' and coming onto a swinging website, they'll be bowled down in the rush of offers for NSA sex. Doesn't work that way I'm afraid.
You have to work at it just like any social network when it comes to private meets. Get into the chat rooms, get your name and personality known. Go to socials / munches arranged in your area (keep checking the LMU forum). Soon you'll become known as a genuine guy and will be more likely to get those private meets.
Of course, there are always the swingers clubs for more immediate action so check those out too.
Good luck!
Sugar x
"Genital warts can provide interesting and unusual stimulation - and they aren't NEARLY as contagious as others will have you believe"
I wish!! We love Amsterdam!! I'd recommend anyone who's interested but hesitant to go ASAP and enjoy - what a fab place.
A great profile! Hope you find what youre looking for.
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