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Sugar__n__pom
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 63
Bi-curious Male, 64
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Nervous ... no, more than nervous - petrified. But also excited. 
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Quote by robhambledon
sorry folks but as a driver of a big black BMW i have to go against the thread so far...i have found that since i started driving my beamer i get all sorts of folk and in partcular women who basically want to take me on in how fast they can get me to get out of their way?
now being a Knight of the road (and being too long in the tooth) i always treat people with curtesy and GTF out of their way
Hmmmm - what part of the country do you drive this womderful vehicle in? Not on the south coast perchance??
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Would love to help you with your science project but Oxford is WAYYYYY too far North for me
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My youngest normally cycles to school but she was running late yesterday so I offered to run her in. On the way, I had an unfortunate encounter with a bloke in a big black beamer who evidently decided there was no way an old Subaru was going to be in front of him and practically forced me off the road in his efforts to overtake me. I had to brake hard as he forced his way in and ended up diagonally across a cycle lane (thank god there wasn't a cyclist using it at the time).
So was it just a coincidence that he was in a BMW or are beamer drivers, in general, really a bunch of tits?
Sugar x
So was it just a coincidence that he was in a BMW or are beamer drivers, in general, really a bunch of tits?
Sugar x
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I look a prat in a hat - plus they squash my hair flat (sounds like a poem to me) and I need all the height I can get.
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Quote by Oralactive
Hi,
Joined a couple of weeks ago and,although there have been 20 viewings of my profile,not a single message:
I'm new to this so would welcome any advice/comments from established members.
Thanks and hope you're well.
Well, that'll be 21 viewings now
There's nothing wrong with your profile - in fact it's one of the better ones I've seen from a single guy. It isn't just a blank profile with a cock shot which is a refreshing change. You have a cheeky smile and nice eyes ... I'm sure it's just a matter of time. I agree with MissKitty ... a clearer shot of your tattoos would be fab (will revisit your profile just for that alone
).It's also good advice to visit a few chat rooms and get yourself 'known'. Don't be discouraged if you sit there for a while with nobody seemingly talking to you - be observant and chip in ... don't bother with 'single bloke here looking for ...' that rarely gets a response.
Good luck!
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Quote by H-x
There have been overweight people in every era of history and there are overweight people in every culture on the face of the planet (even those with a distinct lack of junk food outlets). So it's hardly a 'fashion'.
Also, for every body type, there is a person who appreciates that body type. It may not be your 'bag' - that's your choice - but I think it's a bit unfair to slate a whole section of society based on your personal preference.
Apparently each body type appeals to at about 3% of the population (don't ya just love Cosmo?), what gets on my nerves is when you have guys who resemble beer barrels telling women half thier size that they could do with losing a few pounds.
But in reply to the OP (hello hopalong
) everyone has 'fat days', the times when you feel like shit and hit the fridge in the hope that you'll feel better for a lump of chocolate - I don't care if you're a size 6 or 26, it happens. For quite a while I just didn't buy anything I knew I'd sit and eat.. if all you have are oatcakes to sit and munch on you're soon going to get board of eating to make yourself feel better because, with the best will in the world, an oatcake will never hit that spot. So you find something that does, that doesn't involve food. I know it's easier said than done but if I can do it, anyone can.H.x
I get rice cakes in for that very reason ... nothing less appealing than a polystyrene tile masquerading as food!!
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Quote by laterunner
Smoking has now become unfashionable: Isn't it time overweight became the same?
There have been overweight people in every era of history and there are overweight people in every culture on the face of the planet (even those with a distinct lack of junk food outlets). So it's hardly a 'fashion'.
Also, for every body type, there is a person who appreciates that body type. It may not be your 'bag' - that's your choice - but I think it's a bit unfair to slate a whole section of society based on your personal preference.
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Jaq talks a lot of sense. I think I've done untold metabolic damage to myself after decades of following expert 'advice' regarding dieting. I was diagnosed as now having metabolic syndrome (Syndrome X or insulin resistance) a few years ago ... this led to developing type 2 diabetes and means that I can't just adhere to the 'cal in cals out' mantra if I want to lose weight. My body doesn't metabolise carbs in the way it should - instead, much of the starchy carbs I eat are converted straight to fat around my mid section. So I could lay down fat quite nicely on a low calorie, carb heavy diet (such as slimming world's 'green days').
Instead, I have to eliminate all white, refined starchy carbs from my diet and keep the fat content low if I want to lose any weight. I'm doing this at the moment and have lost a mere 9lb in three weeks despite the strictness of this diet. Apparently, many people have this syndrome and aren't even aware of it. If you seem to gain weight easily, put it on primarily on your stomach and find it difficult to lose again, you may have metabolic syndrome.
Instead, I have to eliminate all white, refined starchy carbs from my diet and keep the fat content low if I want to lose any weight. I'm doing this at the moment and have lost a mere 9lb in three weeks despite the strictness of this diet. Apparently, many people have this syndrome and aren't even aware of it. If you seem to gain weight easily, put it on primarily on your stomach and find it difficult to lose again, you may have metabolic syndrome.
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My best bit are my finger nails .. long, strong, shiny and good for leaving stripes
My worst bits are everything 'cept my fingernails
My worst bits are everything 'cept my fingernails
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We have a really lightweight cotton cover on the bed for sleeping ... the luxury bed throw thingy lies folded at the end and is only for show.
Pom lies under the cover with only his head peeking out, I usually have as little under cover as possible - and a fan on - and the windows open: I'm hot stuff!
Pom lies under the cover with only his head peeking out, I usually have as little under cover as possible - and a fan on - and the windows open: I'm hot stuff!
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SEX - banging yer bits against someone else's
LOVE - banging yer emotions against someone else's
MASTERBATION - banging yer bits
as for the sentence 'Sex without love is just masterbation' .... and the problem with that is???
LOVE - banging yer emotions against someone else's
MASTERBATION - banging yer bits
as for the sentence 'Sex without love is just masterbation' .... and the problem with that is???
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I think it's a boundaries thing ... most of us have immoveable boundaries set in stone that we, under no circumstances, would cross and others that are a little more flexible. I've pushed against some of those flexible boundaries and tried things that I wasn't raring to try - just for the experience. Some of those experiences I wouldn't care to repeat ... others I think would be ok to try again as they might be even better with a bit more practice. Obscure enough for you?
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Quote by Cherrytree
maybe add a photo or two - make yourself stand out from the others :thumbup:
... and something more original than a solitary cock shot would be great. Every man has a penis!
Excellent advice from cherrytree
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Great profile, great looking couple - shame the timing is wrong for us but hope you find a suitable couple and have loads of fun
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Quote by jameybruce
Ok, so us girls generally are looking after ourselves. The photo evidence is on the profiles.
Oh dear .... I'm clearly letting the side down!! :shock:
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Miss Kitty - sorry to hear about your loss. I lost my own dad only 3 weeks ago and haven't been able to cry properly yet ... still in shock I guess.
If you need s shoulder my PM box is always open to you xx
If you need s shoulder my PM box is always open to you xx
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I'm a classic yo-yo dieter and have been to practically every class / club going and tried almost every diet under the sun.
In 2006 I lost 10st in 9 months using the Cambridge diet but regained 5st in 2007 when I experienced several devastating family tragedies (death of 2 young members of my family etc). For me personally, whether I lose it fast or slow is totally irrelevent as to whether I regain it or not - food is my pacifying drug of choice and until I crack that nut I'll carry on bouncing up and down the scales.
But to get back to your original question .... the club I had the most success with was Rosemary Conley because of it's no nonsense, faddy free healthy eating plan AND the exercise session which did wonders. I lost 6st in a year on that and if there was a club near me now I'd go back in a NY minute.
Unfortunately there isn't so I'm trying the 'cutting back' approach and incorporating more activity into my life (heh heh :twisted: ). I've lost 7lb in my first week although I know form past experience this will drop to a more sedate rate.
What works for one person won't work for another; it's a matter of digging around, trying a few things out and finding the 'key' that works for you. Good luck!
In 2006 I lost 10st in 9 months using the Cambridge diet but regained 5st in 2007 when I experienced several devastating family tragedies (death of 2 young members of my family etc). For me personally, whether I lose it fast or slow is totally irrelevent as to whether I regain it or not - food is my pacifying drug of choice and until I crack that nut I'll carry on bouncing up and down the scales.
But to get back to your original question .... the club I had the most success with was Rosemary Conley because of it's no nonsense, faddy free healthy eating plan AND the exercise session which did wonders. I lost 6st in a year on that and if there was a club near me now I'd go back in a NY minute.
Unfortunately there isn't so I'm trying the 'cutting back' approach and incorporating more activity into my life (heh heh :twisted: ). I've lost 7lb in my first week although I know form past experience this will drop to a more sedate rate.
What works for one person won't work for another; it's a matter of digging around, trying a few things out and finding the 'key' that works for you. Good luck!
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I agree with all of the above but what I especially like is the way that people in this little unconventional community genuinly care about each other. When one of the members is down or when something bad has happened, there is an immediate rush of support. I think that's wonderful.
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I'd agree with the sentiments of this post. My lovely dad died just three weeks ago so this will be the first father's day I'll spend without him.
I'll be getting him a little solar star light and a helium balloon to put on his grave but I'd give anything to be able to give him a hug.
Sending special fathers day wishes to all the dads out there - you're wonderful, sometimes taken for granted, but very much loved.
I'll be getting him a little solar star light and a helium balloon to put on his grave but I'd give anything to be able to give him a hug.
Sending special fathers day wishes to all the dads out there - you're wonderful, sometimes taken for granted, but very much loved.
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Quote by dorsetcpl2003
Hi all,
Does any know of any good BBW sexy clothes shops in the south, or internet shops.
Every time we buy online it is never the size they say and rarely fits.
We need some sexy gear, ideally pvc but others stuff as well for Mrs Dorset.
Shops near Bournemouth or Southampton would be a great help.
Any advice/help greatly received
This is what I've found with shopping online. I've also found there's a question mark over the quality of fabric used. I paid £26 for a chemise that turned out to be made of cheap shiny nylon-esque fabric trimmed with the scratchiest cheap lace I've ever had the misfortune to have next to my skin.
Evans seems to have stopped doing sexy lingerie. You can't get stockings, hold-ups, satin chemises / nighties, or suspender belts (and these are hardly fetish wear) but you're ok if you want a wincyette nightshirt with a big teddy bear on it.
Wish someone would have the vision to open a bbw erotic wear shop here in the south - there's nothing quite like seeing the item before shelling out the hard cash.
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
the south coast
we have the navel dockyard with HMS Victory HMS warrior and the mary rose a seafront with fairground niteclubs
and further along we have the south downs with err hidey holes
and last of all us southern lasses
Hi Voddie from across the harbour
I'd agree with you on the Solent area as a great place to visit ... everything you mentioned but also don't forget the spectacular Spinnaker Tower right on the buzzing harbour front on Gunwharf Quays, the submarine museum on our side of the harbour (who wouldn't want to explore a real sub? ... oooer missus!). Then there's the New Forest less than an hour to the west and Hayling Island with its funfair a few miles to the east. Yep - a cool place to be.
PS
<<<<< Check out the sunsets!
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To be 'used' as corporate entertainment by a bunch of high powered businessmen
(a psychologist would have a field day with this thread! )
(a psychologist would have a field day with this thread!
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Quote by HarryJones
Paddling pool?? :shock:
Yeah Paddling Pool :twisted:
Want me to spell out what it's used for
Regards
Harry Jones
I'll shut up now!!
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Black Man Ray ... China Cry-sis
OK - scraping the bottom of the barrel here
OK - scraping the bottom of the barrel here
