Quote by spurter
Any lads enjoy sharing a girl with other lads, especially double penetration?
so you like two penises up your bottom do you spurter
what does the girl do ..watch ?
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Quote by Msnotborg4life
I am available for swinging as long as you can supply me a Japanese group stuff though I`m afraid.I also have a full arsenel of the finest Daewoo sex aids which I am very particular favourite is the "Gunston Rectal Reamer" so any J girls who want some Daewoo action in their tiny sphincters ,I am your man.
P.S.I luuuuuuurv Utada Hikaru.
Hhhmmmmmmmmm well I don't know any "J girls" except the one who's married to the bloke who runs our local sushi restaurant, but she's in her 60's and permanently smells of dead fish :grin:
Why are you posting in a thread that is all about looking for Bi-fem's ???
Look punk ass I just want to share my anal escapades with a swinging J that such a big crime?
ok mate..but it will give you slitty eyes and slitty dick
there is a difference between the queens servants,,ie traffic wardens black uniforms and caps with gold braid
and the money grabbing council /privateer revenue enforcement companies
staffed down by mostly africans ,who are jobs worths ,unbending in the rules compassionless and money / incentive motivated
there was a guy last year in spandex cutting clamps off down here with a petrol grinder...hero
park carefully..pay our dues and avoid these legalised thiefs
would really have liked to use the words scumbags ,,though thats unfair to scum
and the money grabbing council /privateer revenue enforcement companies
staffed down by mostly africans ,who are jobs worths ,unbending in the rules compassionless and money / incentive motivated
there was a guy last year in spandex cutting clamps off down here with a petrol grinder...hero
park carefully..pay our dues and avoid these legalised thiefs
would really have liked to use the words scumbags ,,though thats unfair to scum
Quote by couplefunuk
all women want is a 10 inch cock, they'll whip out their vibrator. Simple.
Ah now that is true.... I understand some women prefer vibrators to men, something about lasting longer....
The day a vibrator can buy a drink - men are screwed! 
and cut the lawn and jump start your cars when you leave the feckin lights on
Quote by Sexysteph
Ok People it’s that time of year again …….. Courtesy of SH Archives and reproduced with the kind permission of Sgt Bilko
They do it for films, Television, Radio and Adverts so why shouldn’t we do it here??
Swinging Heaven Award Time (SHAT) 2005
The Categories are:
Best Avatar (Male)
Mal...Happy Cats...Jizzy muff diver
Best Avatar (Female)
Alexandra...debz4u...calista
Best Animated Avatar
Silk and Big G...Dean Cannock...johnathon
Most Prolific Thread Starter
eager slut ( lately) ...dino...postie
Funniest Poster (Male)
da69ve...postie...bigdewi69
Funniest Poster (Female)
Kazswallows...alexandra...sarah
Best Thread :small-print:
big brother...different tattoo..sh calender 2006
Best use of Emoticons etc.
sexy steph...debbiewebs...mistress sassy
Best Newcomer Post
Best Thread Hijack :
Fabio grooverider...bigdewi69...da69ve
Best Thread Killer:
Fabiogrooverider...postie...big dewi 69
Mod of the year
mark... mal ...sarge
Rules: You must nominate three names for each category. The same name can be nominated for several categories. You cannot nominate yourself or your partner. The Thread will be locked at midnight on Friday 11 November. The person with the most nominations for each category will be deemed the winner of that category. Despite being the 2005 Awards it covers the last 12 months so any Thread or Poster is eligible. Older threads are eligible if they have been quoted since the last awards.
*************************************************
My nominations to follow as I will be away for the next couple of days but I wanted to get this started before I went.
ops: :oops: 
Quote by lancyuk
beer has lemonade in it down there...stay well clear
dont ask for gravy, peas or curry sauce with your fish and chips
dont expect anything other than mash with your pie....and those horrible jellied eels things. eeeeeewwwwwwww
the pound is worth alot less down there, there is an exchange rate of about 1 northern pound to a southern 50p. This can get confusing as they currency is the same, but everything will cost approximately double.
any signs that say 'the north' will direct you to north london....dont actually think this is 'the' north.
hope this helps.
another no nothing expert in the field of the north south divide
chip shops do do peas...
curry sauce is a rarity
its only the cockenees that eat the ghastlie shell fish /jellied eels
contry to popular belief you can still watch coronation street too,,that ena sharples is lovely
Quote by lancyuk
just a general question really, and i dont mean turn ons and turn offs specifically.
recently i have noticed that after leaving a 2 year relationship where we didnt use condoms, to now using them regularly i find it slightly off putting and a little odd.....sometimes with the associated loss of performance.
also although i am not normally a nervous person, new scenarios tend to give me butterflies which also has a similar side effect.
at the moment im under the impression that drinking coffee also knocks my sex drive in half.....but this may just be in my head.
ok, that was a little more honest than i wanted it to be, but there ya go.......anyone else have similar things....or others?
not enough women who want to have sex with me
Quote by romus
Come on lads,how many have you caught your foreskin in your flies.I have once in a pub toilet full of me it skinheads just fell about one big fucking mean skinhead come over to me,I thought I'm finished here,"What's up mate he" foreskin."Hold on" he said and back with a can."This will do it mate"he spayed the area,fuck me it was took hold of the zipper and said.
"After 3, I shall pull the zipper" "1,2".Bang,on the count of 2 he pulled the zipper with all his relief when my foreskin fell three."There you go mate,it looks like you have done no damage".Be a bit sore but be I brought him a drink and remained good friends Turns out that he was a never tell by looks can you.
did he kiss it better though ?
Quote by epjay_2002
hmmmmm well done on the 12 inches /cms whatever your nob(el) peace prize will be delivered shortly........ personally i dont like to advertise my size and will tell when asked ........ i feel i have a bit more to offer ............. phew i can now get off my soap box
More to offer than 12 inches ? ? ?
Quote by Alexandra
I need some advice folks...... Obviously
I am heading south of Watford Gap for a few we let you in
Could anybody give me handy hints regarding the food and the language please?
you will need a bit of cockney in you..pm for details
Do I need a entry visa? youll need to prove your free of all ailments inc bird flu
Are innoculations needed?we have had them down herer so should be ok
With the RAC cover me that far south?if your tractor gets this far..its an offence to play the heartbeat tune in a built up area
All suggestions gratefully accepted!!!!
Alex
(ooooo - I actually STARTED a thread!!!!!!!! That's a rare occurence! I need a lie down now!)
Quote by taysha
think someone is having a laugh
No. Seriously. Check it out on . There's even pages full of "how-tos".
I wouldn't recommend it for wireless keyboards due to the electronic circuitry, but normal keyboards are just a collection of switches that should work fine once they've dried out.
try it and let me know !!
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andy
Quote by pleasurists
Hi again - thanks for the warm welcome and helpful advice (not sure about the 7 iron though !) . The 'let's meet up' board suggestion (thanks Steph) sounds like a good idea to us. We are not normally nervous people but the thought of going to a club is making us have butterflies in our stomachs every time we think about it !
Thanks again !
what area are you in ?
Quote by boobilicious
Hi there, I thought I'd post a little about myself.
I'm very new to this so be gentle!!
I'm a married (6 years) bi fem and have a daughter. I am interested in cars and I go to a lot of car shows around the country, some people think this strange for a woman to like cars but the tingle I feel when I hear a V8 engine start up is almost sexual!.
We have 'swung' with one other couple quite a few times but I would like to experience a different couple.
My other half doesn't know this, so does anyone have any tips on how to approach the subject? I feel he will be up for it as he is very openminded.
Anyway, that's me................be gentle................at least until we get to know each other!
the problem is normally when its the female in the dark,,i reckon he will bite your arm off for it,,suggest posting an ad together and get his help wording it so you get the sort of people replying that you would both want to play with
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so thats a maybe then,single guy 39 hung like a horse ?
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so thats a maybe then,single guy 39 hung like a horse ?
Quote by taysha
Did you know that most keyboards can be put in the dishwasher to be cleaned? You need to make sure it's properly dry before using again but I'm told it works a treat.
I've never actually done this myself. But then I've never spilt sticky fluids over my keys.
think someone is having a laugh
