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Sxboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Essex

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Quote by burnie
How about ffff?

too much fffffffff and not enough me !!!!!
Quote by Ermingtrude
not really one for the ladies (unless of course you would like to take a moulding of mine biggrin
Have any of you guys tried one of those mould a dildo kits where you should be able to make a replica of your self so to speak.
Tried one recently and had no sucess, far from enough plaster (maybe they are made for an average guy, ahem,
so still have the latex and vibe so must go out and buy an industrial supply of plaster of paris and try again, just wondered if anyone else had had sucess

friend of spurters
Quote by burnie
Hi! I am a newbie although I have lurked for quite a while. I am a reasonably attractive, self effacing, humorous and honest 43yr old 6ft 2" blue eyed boy. I am married but have had several mistresses for the last 10 years. My last beautiful girlfriend has decided that two years is enough and has gone on to pastures new with my blessing.
JD xx
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How can you say you are honest, if you're cheating on your wife? Never mind cheating by swinging with your girlfriend without your wife knowing. How do you justify that?
quiet right burnie
try the are you a newby needing help at top of this page
welcome
andy
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I forgot shellfish rolleyes

agree whole heartedly with that
always always
tell someone where your going to go and play and what time your expected home
so if you get lost someone can come and find you
thik this is spurters brother
they would make a great thread between them
called how to jism your ceiling
Quote by Baggy Boy
were you standing on a set of encyclopedia wankers of the world volumns 1 to 42 ?

Excellent SXBOY, I love that comment it has really hit my tickle spot.
is that any where near matey boys ceiling he reckons he hit
No, I can't hit the ceiling with a good stream of piss, he should be in the circus.
yes there is a circus with all weird acts such as chain saw jugglers,,cant think of the name of it though
Quote by Baggy Boy
were you standing on a set of encyclopedia wankers of the world volumns 1 to 42 ?

Excellent SXBOY, I love that comment it has really hit my tickle spot.
is that any where near matey boys ceiling he reckons he hit
Quote by Alexandra
mmmmmmmmm - I have a feeling this could be a nice relaxing afternoon.
Welll those hands are certainly giving me a warm feeling anyway! wink

its that friday feeling
its finger licking good redface
Quote by Sarah
Yes well I have a metal / brass headboard and a marked / stained wall!!!!!!!! :shock:

either coveredthe headboard with a plastic sheet next time your doing it or squeeze it hard for him and point skywards
Quote by Sarah
What about those of us who have the metal / brass type headboards.
And some shoot through the metal and hits the wall!
Never mind the ceiling, they are just too far off course. lol

surely it makes the brass look antiqueyfied
Quote by bluexxx
hope its not got infected

Nah, I just pulled it out. I'm 'ard cool
superb
Quote by bluexxx
I hit the ceiling when I stood on a drawing pin with bare feet............. that's not the same thing though is it redface wink lol cool

argh no..hope its not got infected
Quote by Alexandra
So, the average age is unspeakable and the Vultures are circling. lol
A petition may be needed to be started to get all the major swinging clubs to install defibrillators for the older swinger. rolleyes
Anyway, on to part 2.
How much older or younger would you go for your playing partner ??

Hmmmmmmmmmm?
OK I am not a swinger and I have never been to a club
BUT..............
At what age do YOU consider someone to be an OLDER swinger? older than me ?
(and my avatar may have feathers on - but I am no vulture!)
were you standing on a set of encyclopedia wankers of the world volumns 1 to 42 ?
i hope who ever sent it to yet gets something 10X worse
hope my favorite chat room helper gets sorted out really soon
Quote by spurter
Not bragging. Mereley interested in others experiences as it's a real turn on for me.

are you a bit of a wanker then ?
Quote by Kitty
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.


Were you on the top bunk then?
dunno

superb PMSL
watching a video clip of..a lady having the top of her front bottom pierced made me a tad squemish
Chicken tikka massala
god yeah a true british curry with loads of beer
Quote by Baggy Boy
You mean that when I thought that I was talking to a woman, it could have been a bloke-YUK redface surprisedops: :oops:

Sadly a lot of the female looking for male ads arnt quiet what they seem sadly,,for whatever reason,
talk to them on cam or phone asap to weed them out
anyone who does not want to do one or the other after two or three e mails ,either is not interested or is not genuine
Judy TV
i have and i do regually thats why ive ask for others comments
Quote by burnie
I like the one the father told his little boy:
'Son when the music sounds on the icecream truck, it means they've sold out of icecream.'

PMSL !!!