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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 59
0 miles · Greater London

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Let money do the talking... I have never heard of hotel staff looking down on extra tax free income.
I love a man with small breasts and prominent nipples but beware: I bite and pinch and do many more awful (?) things to them. Heheheh
Quote by Missy
Tania - Finally a face to a name, doubt you'll read this now cos you're off on your travels, good luck with it and see you when you come back kiss

Oh but we do have internet in the sticks of Athens, you know. It's just that it is so expensive to use and so slow but I am looking into getting broadband. Webcam is useless on narrowband if I want to show you the big tall trees outside my window. I am a bit upset that I am in such a beautiful spot all alone. No one to share the starry skies with, the moon rises, the sunsets, the smell of the freshly watered earth, the abundance of fresh fruit and vegetables that taste as they ought to, the clear seas. Can't anyone come to Athens for a holiday and keep me company? Please? :rascal:
Why pay for sex when you can get if for free? However, if I had a function to go to and did not wish to go alone and all my buddies were tied up, I might consider paying for a well presented, well spoken man to escort me, but I wouldn't get the buzz I would get from having everyone admire one of my friends because it would not be real. Am I making any sense here? Still dazed by the overnight flight and the lack of sleep...
I still might... it will just have to wait a couple of months ;)
I once asked a guy I had met and became very friendly with to try out the scenario. He was willing to explore, as was I. But it got so real and my distress was so genuine that we had to call it off. He was very relieved when I asked him to stop as he was feeling lousy but hadn't wanted to disappoint me. It was OK to try this scenario because I proved once and for all to myself that it hadn't been my fault and that no matter what I could have done, I wouldn't have been able to avoid it.
But I thought flossing was a no-no if one intended to give blowjobs? (Yeah, as if I would... I'll turn into a nun back home!)
biggrin You will have to find another garage soon, as there are plans to downsize this one. wink
Just as I have began enjoying myself after my daring immersion to the world of swingers I must go away for a while. But don't worry, I will be back in September and will try to organise my life to obtain a good balance of duty and pleasure. In the meantime, I will try to go into chat frequently and will of course keep an eye on the forum to keep up with your news.
Be well everybody, have a great summer and enjoy the many socials that are being organised throughout the country.
PS: thanks for all the help and advice which you have given me both in public and in private. kiss
Regards
I agree with Mike. It is the inside that counts: your personality, kindness and all the soft skills that make you, YOU!
OMG, this is so funny! rotflmao
Thanks for completing the challenge I set you and in such style, too. Makes me think 'cor!I'd love to rip that outfit off him!' LOL
You guys are such a good sport! kiss
How about a tight outfit made entirely out of bin liners (black colour preferably) and tape?
I don't think the gentleman meant anything by his comment. He did not mean to imply you look old. He just made a statement that he brings his grandkids there as kids find the place entertaining. Still it is best you put a pic on your profile so we can be the better judges of whether you look old or not. Or better even, let us give you the road test... :evil2:
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mmm men in Jodphurs - love it

Oh stop making us horny this early in the morning!
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Mine are 52G and getting bras is a problem as they cost over £30 each. I expect that if I lose weight this summer, they will go down several cup sizes probably to the DD/E that I was in highschool and require duct tape to keep them up. Still I know there are men out there who like them natural and droopy so I am not going to let this thought depress me.
We were discussing boobs last night at the munch and although a female member was saying that hers were small compared to the other ladies present, I would have taken her pic to the plastic surgeon anytime and asked him to make me like her as she was gorgeous in every way - not just in her character, heart and spirit but also in her physical appearance. The perfect package!
Thanks should go to your Robert and Martin for organising a perfect evening.
I still don't know who was the angel who created all those name tags but thanks to you, too, for giving up your time and putting in so much effort to help us identify each other. The tags were really a work of art!
I was nervous about meeting people for the first time but I was warmly welcomed to the group and soon we were chatting away as if we were old friends. I won't mention names as I don't want to do anyone injustice. smile
Our Place 4 Fun was also welcoming but newbie females beware of the toilet as the lock turns both ways but it actually only locks the opposite way you expect doors to lock. Maybe it is a joke, I don't know. There was a lot happening in the club but as there was no pressure, it was nice to just chill and chat to a lovely man for most of the evening.
Once more, thanks for a great evening-night-dawn! biggrin
I wouldn't worry if I were you. Action takes place in private rooms. If you do not want to witness it, just stay away from the private rooms upstairs or by the smokers' lounge/exit to garden. Anything else will be just kissing/cuddling in public as the manager does not take kindly to people who are not discreet.
Lucyfingers
Email Robert the organiser for info about the place. You still have some time if you want to come.
OK for those that may be confused about the flexi stand of the Logitech, here is the inside information:
It does not work on laptops!
The reason is that the screen is thinner and also on a laptop you need to angle your screen to get the best picture (brightness/contrast). So once you've angled your screen and placed the camera on the flexi stand and hooked it, what do you get? A view of the ceiling! Yes!! And you can't point the camera downwards because it won't tilt much - it will just come off its base. So if you have a laptop, don't buy the spherical webcams, good as they may be as they won't have much flexibility.
Argos do a clip on cam for laptops. I haven't tried it. Pricewise it is midway between the two webcams I have tried. I guess the ideal webcam for the chatrooms would be a proper digital camera on a tripod. Just imagine the possibilities, angles, zoom ins you can do! wink
I have decided to stick with the Philips for the time being because of the handy light feature. It is great for those quick forum checks when the baby is asleep in the room and you don't want the big light on.
As Rio's is a naturist spa, I find the use of swimming suits very annoying. If people are ashamed to be seen naked, then they should not go to a naturist spa - that is my opinion. Otherwise, it just creates tension between the textiles and the nudists, especially when the textiles seem to openly examine other people's bodies. It is like saying, I am here to judge you but you will never get the chance to judge me as I am safe behind my swimsuit. Again, this is just my opinion.
Welcome.
Are you going to the North London social tomorrow? If yes, say hi to the biggest girl you see there.
Danem both my webcams installed in minutes and were working without problems. The Logitech one was a bit more complicated to start using than the Philips. Both manuals had clear instructions in a step by step manner.
I am sorry your webcam has given you so much grief tonight but try to speak to Curry's with their 6.5 minute 'press one now' 'press two now' menu only to hear they cannot help you and you should go to the store. I told the idiot on the phone that my receipt said 'you've been served by X. For any enquiries regarding your purchase, ring .... and ask to speak to assistant No. Y' Blooming call centres! And of course they are making money by keeping you on hold... I don't know why we take all this crap. At least your supermarket will replace or refund the camera in full. Cheer up!
There's not much point in this webcam chatting. It is either men whispering their dirty needs to you or men who would never come out and play despite seeming ever so eager. I don't feel satisfied, I want to live life, not experience it second-hand through a computer screen and keyboard. I am going to rest now to be in good spirits for tomorrow's social.
Thanks Mal. I will do so but I am at a loss what to replace this cam with as there aren't many cams that are good for laptop usage. I wonder whether it is not better to keep this one and just use the old mike. I am waiting for someone who saw the cam yesterday to tell me how today's cam compares to it so I can make a decision.
I am going to kill someone today. They told me the cam had built in mike. They told me so from Philips, too. Now they say it does not and they are sorry. But the shop won't give me my money back because the box was opened and the device used. ARGGGGH!
An update.
Yesterday I bought the Logitech Quick Cam (£40). It was easy to set up, picture quality was good and I loved the blue light that showed me it was functioning. I was able to have two-way sound video conferencing - great. Only problem it did not sit well on top of the laptop screen so I had trouble finding a place to set it up to be in the picture.
So today I got rid of the Logitech and bought myself a nice Philips SPC610NC for £25. Bit of saving to buy myself a few drinks I thought. Sad because it had no video function but at least I could get pictures and sound.
Sound? Where was it? I pulled my hair, huffed and heaved but no sound coming out. Then I found an old mike and connected it to my laptop but still no joy. So I rang Philips helpline and told them my problem and they guided me for the settings. Then the guy asks me for my name and telephone number for their files. Thought nothing of it and gave it to him.
Guess what? When I got back to the chatroom, EVERYONE had heard my details and I was red as a beetroot! :shock:
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I am soooo sorry holier-than-thou De Sade!
Nurse, please inject this man with some sense of humour.