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Tania

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29 Nov 2005

I think most people will want to go to bed with someone who has a bit of a personality, sense of humour, warmth of character, is non pushy and makes them feel good about themselves, both physically as well as psychologically.
But it is always good to show one's face in advance to avoid disappointment later on.
I am shy like you and I never enjoyed munches much because I never knew how to strike up a conversation and stayed glued to my partner throughout the night. The few times that I would venture out of my comfort zone, my partner would turn sour afterwards and say nasty things like 'you've got that man's smell on you, don't come near me until you wash yourself!' and that was just from talking to people, imagine what he would have said if I had actually kissed or hugged someone!!
So here is what I propose: next time you attend a munch, look out for a shy person (male or female) and go start a conversation with them - then you will both feel enpowered and have a good time and who knows what may come out of it smile

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29 Nov 2005

Quote by finns
Stuck for an original present for the wife so i thought about sending her for a short break to a Health Farm . Anyone been to one/reccomendation would be greatly appreciated ,
Thanks.

They can be quite expensive but could recommend an intermediate solution, the Combe Grove Manor hotel in Bath which has a nice spa and beautifully appointed rooms. Don't eat there though unless you really want to lose weight - their cooking was truly disappointing and extremely overpriced. A kid would have produced a better meal than their fancy chefs.

What I loved about this place was the uninterrupted views over the rolling hills, the leafy gardens and the beauty of the manor itself. And it is so close to spots of beauty like Bradford on Avon with its quaint tea shop that looks as if it was taken straight out of a fairy tale! What a place to live in!!

29 Nov 2005

I always thought a tickling stick was a device to dust bookcases...
No I admit to not having used a newspaper in that way. Usually I am content with people's fingertips but stay awayfrom my nostrils! LOL

29 Nov 2005

Quote by tigermoth
As another series of celebrity jungle gets under way, if you were stranded far from home away from civilisation, what luxury items would you take.
Book to read maybe also

Satellite phone to communicate with loved ones
Laptop to log on via satellite phone to SH and other forums and record my adventures
Make up brush to dust off sand from laptop
Huge supply of flares
Huge supply of lighters
A book on survival skills
Fishing rod and net
Anyone's read Thor Heyerdahl's book Aku-Aku?

29 Nov 2005

I am not working at the moment as I have a baby daughter to care for so no issues with leaving work. But I was told once that Manchester was a good place to find work (one agency was trying to find good staff to send over as they had a surplus of demand and a shortage of supply up there).
I can't buy a house, not even a garage. I would be renting.
Students everywhere? Hmm must keep some distance for the sake of my ears (I hear students play music loud) and my chastity (fast approaching 40 which is the age most young men lust after - it's proven!) LOL
Thanks for all the info everyone. You are brilliant!

28 Nov 2005

Quote by jason1974
Personally, i prefer the cold anonymity of London, but each to their own.....

Hmm I am not so sure about the anonymity thing. I am sure I have seen your torso at the swimming pool! :P

28 Nov 2005

Jason you are very cheeky! biggrin

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Some of my best online mates come from Leeds, I'll have you know!

28 Nov 2005

FB
I just want to move to a place where there are nice, open-hearted people. London is killing me. Manchester was proposed to me and I was trying to find out what the people who live there think of their city. The feedback was encouraging. I have never been as far as Manchester but I have been through the other places I mentioned. When in Yorkshire, I recall people came up to me and my husband in the street recognising us as strangers and chatted us up as they had heard from our hosts that we were coming to stay for a couple of days. Some people would look at it as curiosity, desire to gossip, etc. To me it was heart-warming and welcoming.
I am also pleased to hear Manchester is the capital of swinging smile

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I might get more adventurous if I move there ;)
PS: I think I confused Macclesfield for Matlock.

28 Nov 2005

FB, if we all listened to you there would be no discussion or exchange of information on this board. It would all be google this and google that. smile

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Besides google cannot tell me if I have been to a place or not :P
Thanks to all others who have taken the time to respond to me instead of just brushing me off.

28 Nov 2005

Forgot to ask if any of you have properties to let. If you do, please contact me by PM. Thanks smile

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28 Nov 2005

Does anyone know Macclesfield? I am trying hard to remember if it is a leafy village at some altitude with lovely stone houses but a very busy and noisy main street.
Also I saw on the map a place called Holmfirth and the name rings a bell. Was it on any television programme?

28 Nov 2005

I am going back home for Christmas. It's been 2 years since my last holiday. Mom reports it's raining cats and dogs there, lots of flooding and cold winds. Might have to get the fireplace going and drink tea with brandy to keep warm whilst watching the winter swimmers club cut their new year's pitta on the beach on TV. Then there is also the Christmas and New Year's concerts from Vienna to look forward to. And cream pastries. I am going to walk into a shop and get a selection of cream pastries: almond, chocolate, fruit, truffle... and then hide in a corner and eat them all by myself! :P

28 Nov 2005

Manchester is beginning to sound exciting, bar the rain. Does it even rain in summer?
I must make plans for a reconnaissance trip early in the new year. Might meet some of you if you are up for it. No double entendre intended ;)

28 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
U know Retsehcnam ???
U need more Red Wine :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wrexham? Heard it is a quiet place but for the Tetra Pak factory.

28 Nov 2005

Thanks for your replies smile

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I will most definitely contact a few of you for further info once I know what areas are available to me.
As for swinging clubs/dogging, I am still a virgin so that would be the last thing in my mind when I move (if I move). I was thinking that Manchester is a big city and has an airport. It is always good to know how you can make a quick getaway! LOL
Once again thank you.

28 Nov 2005

apart from being the home of Man U, what other attractions does it hold as a place to live in? Can someone advise which are the desirable areas and which are the areas to avoid? How easy is life in Manchester in terms of facilities, accessibility, jobs, social happenings, shopping etc?
I am considering moving out of London and would appreciate any info, either in public or in PM.
Thank you.

27 Nov 2005

Too late for panto but we could put on HAIR if we really wanted to smile

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25 Sep 2005

What a lovely thread, light hearted, good natured. We need more of these please! biggrin

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25 Sep 2005

I was dropped through the chimney by a stork who was carrying me by my oversized diaper. Must have smelled pretty bad for him to drop me but landed into a good family fortunately smile

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23 Sep 2005

Makes a fist, obviously!
Then begins twisting his/her fist right and left, slowly slowly, getting all those sensitive nerves titillated as the knuckles go past them
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21 Sep 2005

Quote by icklesausage
I really love anal sex a lot maybe too much because i do tend to use some rather big toys up there and maaaaaaaan its good. But I just wonder if its gonna do any long term damage? I dont want to stop but theres such conflicting information out there sometimes it only confuses the issue more.

You can get a prolapsed rectum and end up with bits sticking out of your hole. You can become incontinent. You can get hemorrhoids. What is worse though is that you will burn in hell eternally! :twisted:

21 Sep 2005

I have ESP moments- been having them since childhood - but there came a moment I said 'enough is enough, I don't want to know any more' because I couldn't handle all the stress it brought along. Most of my dreams were prophetic and came true. I dreamed of my ex husband and his town long before I visited, I dreamed of his little room and his mother long before we were there.
The only time my ESP does not work is when I am driving and I am lost. Everytime I reach a fork, I seem to be choosing the wrong path and going further and further away from my destination. Very frustrating but I guess you cannot turn ESP on and off at will. dunno

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21 Sep 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Too much trouble......
Just unscrew the shower head and bobs your uncle (or so to speak)

I know you mean it as a joke but in case someone reading this takes it seriously... DO NOT USE shower anally. The pressure is unstable and dangerous. It can rip your guts off. :!:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by lusty_modesty
Is it just me or the world has become more broadminded of anal sex within the heterosexual community. My only problem about fully accepting anal sex as the norm is that I canâ€™t help thinking what couples do about the one big question â€“ the stinking shit.

I had not realised the world was not broadminded earlier on biggrin

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As for the stinking bits, well these are retained behind the internal sphincter so no worries there as two members have already pointed out.

Quote by lusty_modesty
Porno with anal sex is fantastic to watch (makes you want to try it too) but these are professional â€˜enema jobâ€™ that itâ€™s good enough for them to do an ATM (ass to mouth). So if a couple is planning to try out anal sex, do you get the enema done first (how much does it cost?) or is there a home kit (an anal douche) that is equally effective.

Not sure what they do in porn films but ATM is not something that any doctor would recommend for the simple reason that washing does not remove bacteria. However, if you wanted to make a home enema kit, you need to get a hot water bottle, a length of semi flexible plastic tubing, an enema nozzle and some good glue.
You use a tiny drill to make a hole on water bottle stopper. Thread tube through hole and seal with glue. Let dry completely, inspect and if necessary add more glue. Run hot water and soap to clean inside of bottle and tube, rinse and let dry. When ready to use stick cleaned enema nozzle at edge of tube, fill hot water bottle with warm water, put lid back on. Hang device from shower rail or other high point using a metal hanger that you have unthreaded and reshaped into an S shape (you get these with your dry cleaning). Insert nozzle down there and enjoy the filling... sorry, feeling! When finished, wash everything carefully in warm soapy water and immerse nozzle in sterilising formula for half an hour, dry and store safe for next time.
Difference between an enema bag and an anal douche has to do with the flow of water - first is slow, second is a bit faster and needs refilling often.
In any case, if one is regular, one need not worry about getting dirty through penetration. Hope all that we have said alleviates your fears and entices you to try the forbidden fruit. smile

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18 Sep 2005

Polo Lady
You just made my day with your brilliant sense of humour! biggrin

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18 Sep 2005

It does not have to hurt any more than the regular sex act has to hurt. If you go in unprepared (both mentally and physically) you are sure not to enjoy the experience. When I get fit again, I will arrange a fisting seminar. You are welcome to attend and see it done properly. smile

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18 Sep 2005

Quote by Kniphofia
For those who've got interested in this notion but not tried it, I am told, by Someone Who Ought To Know, that NEARLY all women who've had babies can do it (with care and patience), and NEARLY all women who haven't, can't (depends on size of hand, lubrication, etc, of course).
As to what it actually feels like (as opposed to how enjoyable it is).... again, I am in no position to judge. But I am told: "very full!"

You are joking, right? Having babies has nothing to do with being able to relax and take a fist.

18 Sep 2005

Buy a car with seat memory! They have a button you depress once you have found your optimum driving position and it memorises height of seat, distance and tilt. You can put his and hers preferences and then it is easy-peasy to just press the button and let the seat do the rest. Haven't tried one myself (way out of my budget) but this is how I understood from car sellers that it works.

17 Sep 2005

Not sure what that is exactly but I am warning you with feeding the baby every 2 hours, I don't have much chance to do things!

17 Sep 2005

Glad to hear it but very puzzled that it stung. Did you put sugar in it? Or lemon? LOL Or maybe you already had a cream on your face and it reacted? I hope you enjoy the wedding.