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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
0 miles · Greater London

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HungryP
With all respect for your views and the views of the BBC, I believe that the words of the Catholic religious leaders may have been misinterpreted.
When one says 'condoms cause AIDS' one can mean that the availability of easy contraception causes people to fornicate uncontrollably therefore increasing their exposure to danger and sometimes condoms do break... so what if that one time you were happening to be doing it with an infected person?
When a nun tells her choir master who has is HIV + not to use condoms, perhaps what she is saying is that it is better to abstain at all lest he runs into an accident and infects his wife.
It is easy to take someone's words and pick and choose what suits you best to support your views. We were taught to do this at my American University. Well actually we were told NOT to do it but in fact were shown the way to write up a quick essay without examining all the facts and just as long as it sounded plausible and people were not going to open up the books to check our quotes we were alright. Same goes for journalism, unfortunately.
Yeah! Wikipedia mentions Emmanuel Roidis, the Greek writer! Yeah, yeah, yeah biggrin
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smackbottom Blonde Slave
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Ok, so......is there any truth in the fable of Pope Joan?
Eagerslut wants us to get one of these chairs at home :shock: :shock:
:rascal:

Wow, I am amazed anyone knows about Pope Joan! There is a Greek book about her but I haven't read it - now I am tickled to go order it.
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I've heard there are plans for the next pope to be much older when appointed so he doesn't last as long, has anyone else heard similar rumours?

They always choose them old for exactly that reason - it is not a rumour.
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was in a+e early am. lost use of my left hand temporarily. you can't rely on nhs in my area. told them i am all alone and they let me go without advice on where to/how to seek support. all alone now, run out of food. life sucks when you are on y our own and nobody cares. not too relevant with smear tests but pain is clouding my mind. back to victorian times for me. :cry:

Flippin' 'eck Tania, I hope you are ok. Order a pizza or something. Hope your hand gets better soon. kiss kiss kiss
Oops, just seen this was some time ago. Hope you are ok now Tania.
Yes, thank you, I am OK now. The Social Services took 3 weeks to respond to my call for help and then said that they really could not help. What a surprise, eh? They suggested I pay £14 an hour to an agency to get someone to help me at home. Yeah, right, like money is dripping off my pockets! rolleyes
Helen
Here is a position you should try:
Have him lie on his back
Ride his cock but face his feet
Bend forwards so your clit presses against his balls
Hold on to his feet if he is not too short/tall
Ask him to put a finger up your back hole
And begin movement
If your knees get tired you can always stretch your legs backwards and sort of lie on top of him.
It's been ages since I last tried this position but it used to work for me. Another position that worked was in the car riding him whilst holding on to seat in front. A variation of that is riding him with his cock up your back hole and your fingers on your clit.
Hope you find a way that works well for you! smile
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r is to lose at strip poke and
b throun out with nothing bar
r front door key. and b left to fing
r own way home as we r redface

If your post made any sense (as if it was written in English) I might have been able to respond. rolleyes
I take it you haven't read the whole thread then.
No, hadn't read the entire thread, but having read a bit of it now, I see the original poster claims to be dyslexic. Well, I have worked with dyslexic children (and I was teaching them a FOREIGN language which must be a hundred times more difficult than teaching one his/her own language) and none of them was this bad. I have also known some adults who are dyslexic and use computers to write their university papers but are clever to use the spell check facility.
I believe a lot of damage was done in the 80s when education took a downward turn with politicians eager to turn out blue collar workers instead of academics. I guess suppressing the masses safeguards the interests of an elitist society. So we can't blame the people alone. But we must ask ourselves what good do we do to under achievers by tolerating them. If you saw someone dog paddling in the sea struggling to stay afloat, wouldn't you offer them a helping hand and try to teach them to swim so they don't drown? I see correcting people's mistakes to be that helping hand - pushing them to do better in future. I believe in an equal society - but equality at the highest standard, not at the rock bottom. Does this make sense?
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The sexist place on earth we found was a place in Wyoming called Flaming Gorge. We had to back pack in to the campsite, not a living sole about for miles the weather was so good we didn’t put the tent up, we made love under the stare and drifted off in each other arms, having woke up the first morning we bathed in the lake the sun dryad us and we never put any cloths on for three days. It was magical. :giggle:

Oooh at nekkidness!!!
Just got to love it :twisted:
Cathy x
(Deliberate sp FB wink )
I know, honey. Silly me, trying to be funny. I'll just fuck off and read my book for a bit (no spelling mistakes there)
No, don't go, I am getting quite fed up with people's inability to use their own language effectively. In fact it is keeping me out of SH as it is hard nowadays to find an eloquent and intelligent poster.
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r is to lose at strip poke and
b throun out with nothing bar
r front door key. and b left to fing
r own way home as we r redface

If your post made any sense (as if it was written in English) I might have been able to respond. rolleyes
To answer your question, you can't take advantage of this fact (i.e. that women get hornier before their period as there is a last chance to conceive bell ringing in their heads) simply because you won't know it is happening!
Only with a regular girlfriend can you be aware of what's happening when and make sure you are available a day or two before she is due ;)
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I loved Dr Who. It had the right amount of action, laughs and scary moments! The only thing that threw me was the night bus over the bridge (night buses come out after midnight...) and the shopping that people were doing. That was one lively London at what, 3 am? LOL I am sure none of the producers noticed the bus and probably not much of the audience did either. I tried to write to the BBC with my comments but it is so hard to find an email addy, their website seems to jump back and forth the same pages on the Contact Us link. Oh well!

Ok........too much time on your hands then?
You mean you don't write your opinions to channels?
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I loved Dr Who. It had the right amount of action, laughs and scary moments! The only thing that threw me was the night bus over the bridge (night buses come out after midnight...) and the shopping that people were doing. That was one lively London at what, 3 am? LOL I am sure none of the producers noticed the bus and probably not much of the audience did either. I tried to write to the BBC with my comments but it is so hard to find an email addy, their website seems to jump back and forth the same pages on the Contact Us link. Oh well!

pssst..........it's pretend.
No!!!!! It can't be! Please say you are just teasing me!!! :shock:
I loved Dr Who. It had the right amount of action, laughs and scary moments! The only thing that threw me was the night bus over the bridge (night buses come out after midnight...) and the shopping that people were doing. That was one lively London at what, 3 am? LOL I am sure none of the producers noticed the bus and probably not much of the audience did either. I tried to write to the BBC with my comments but it is so hard to find an email addy, their website seems to jump back and forth the same pages on the Contact Us link. Oh well!
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Does the sexual version of frustration still have that cool plastic dome thing with the dice in the middle ?? :shock:

What do you mean? Something like this?
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one answer coming up ! whip
then arrange to see me ! ....simple !

I don't think whipping him will release my tension. When is your first free session, Doc? lol
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Make him take you out for dinner......then go home with the waiter instead! wink

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My sister in law is always tells me when she has had a good f***k, now my question to you good peep’s is.
A Is she just telling me about here sex life because it turns here on.
B She wants to turn me.
C She is giving me an opening to f***k here. dunno
Or none of the above. :confused:

OK let's count stars here... one, two, three... Let's find letters to fit space of stars and make a word that makes sense: fREAk. So keith's sister in law is an expert in finding good freaks. Weird!
I am single and I am looking for a relationship with a twist. I don't see why one can't have the best of both worlds: a man to rely upon and share life with and an active sexual life involving new experiences.
Is there a law or punishment against a man exciting a woman and then not seeing it through? I got fooled twice but when he offered to help me out the third time I said no. Surely no gentleman would ever leave a woman wanting??? confused
He'll be here tonight so any ideas as to how I can punish him would be greatly appreciated. (My boss suggested I don't cook for him but that would be punishing myself also)
London is already overpriced and having the Olympics hosted would push the prices up more. This would be good for some people but for others, who are struggling to make ends meet on a daily basis, it would be disastrous as they would be pushed out of their accommodation by greedy landlords to house spectators to the Games.
At the recent Games held in Athens, most of the population had moved out of town as there were so many traffic restrictions that it was mayhem for the locals. And the years leading up to the Games were problematic too and very costly!
What makes us think that London transport will be able to cope with hordes of visitors pouring in when it cannot cope with basic rush hour traffic?
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Hi
Yeah, we were the same people who were on Real Wife Swaps... We were asked to go on Trisha to try and present a balanced view on swinging.... Not sure on everyones take on it, but we found that it werent as bad as it could have been
Best Wishes
Donna & Rich x x x
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Oh you are such naughty people! whip Doing the things lots of us would like to do! lol
Donna, I liked you better with dark hair. And I did like the face you presented in the documentary, you seemed to be the in-between the two extremes - bringing a nice sense of balance. Sorry about the ineloquent use of English - hope you understand what I am trying to say.
Just switched TV on and Trisha has a swinging couple as guests. Is it just me, or is the lady of the couple the same lady that appeared in the French Connection documentary couple of months or so ago? She now sports bleached hair but give her brown hair and she is the one from the couple that got to swing with the newcomers.
Oh now they reveal they have done movies as well!
Wow!
LOL
I also thought the actor looked a lot like our own Reese but having nodded off midway I began thinking he looked more like the father from Shameless. Whatever! He has an interesting face anyway. PIty the dramatisation does not flow well though.
PS: did you notice the wife of the geologist? She is blonde and British... Not as cute as our Vix but with a lot of potential.
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Usually wakes up as soon as it happens. biggrin

I naturally assumed that would happen, unless of course you can tell me how you can know you've had auto-orgasms while asleep without waking up? dunno
Do you fancy me? lol
Lots of times, whilst asleep. Usually wakes up as soon as it happens. biggrin
There was a thread sometime ago regarding BBWs and a lot of members came forth and admitted to being one - most of them rightly so you will be happy to hear. Do a search and happy hunting! smile
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whats the point tania? ....i'm asking ! or another poiniont question ?

The point is you can't trust your eyes in some cases. The point is everyone should be aware of this as I have been accosted by some very young men (as young as 18) via my advert which proves to me that young ones do get online and into mischief. One has to be careful when chatting as there is no way to bar young people from joining the chat and pretending to be mature adults. One has to be careful because someone may one day answer to his/her advert and be underage.
Ever wondered how old are some girls you see in movies? Do you think you have good instinct about a person's age? Try this and find out!

I did it and the first few were young girls, all looking much older than their real age. Freaky!
My friend went back to Florida some years ago and stayed with her relatives. When she returned she felt inadequate. She was the only one in the family and the entire State that hadn't had cosmetic surgery. Even very young relatives had been under the knife. We had a hard time persuading her that she is wonderful as God made her, pure sex on legs that all male colleagues lusted after!
I would not go under the knife because there are so many bodged jobs and it seems an endless effort to look the best... too much money necessary to start and to maintain. I like my nipples pointing straight down, nothing wrong with them smile
BTW, my ex left me for a woman who had floppier tits than mine. I saw a pic of her tits - they were resting on her lap when she was sitting down - no jokes! I should have felt inadequate after that but I reasoned it and thought that he'll probably leave her when he comes across a woman with tits reaching her knees from a standing position. There is no pleasing some people!
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men don't have a wank when they have this chunk of womanhood around to play with and get all their needs satisfied.

Kinsey would disagree, there's always time for a wank!
Exactly where would Kinsey be supporting this idea? References please! lol