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Meant things like brushing my hair or teeth.....
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OMG! You have such a dirty mind!
I can't believe it. I am blushing all over now. Tsk tsk tsk
I don't sleep in bed - problem solved!
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If you are quite sure you want to get involved in such things, a good place to start is chatrooms. I am sure people there will be able to put you on the right path.
Mmm steak and fries! *salivating*
Ahem, it is not fisting unless the entire hand is inside the cavity. It is fingering if there are only 4 fingers inside and the thumb is outside.
And in case people wonder, you don't go ramming a fist inside, you bring the tips of your fingers together, slide them in and, once in, slowly make a fist. The way to do it is to twist the fist right and left rather than push it in and out though that can be possible too if the receiver is well aroused and relaxed but it can leave one sore for days. Whereas the right to left motion is heavenly!
Also a person's ability to take the fist varies from time to time. Even hardcore fistees can sometimes have trouble receiving the full hand.
Hmm 10,000 times better? Not sure about the numbers but subspace can take a while to wear off and you feel floaty and stuff. Orgasm is just a thing that lasts a few seconds with the after shocks lasting maybe 5 mins? Both are hard to achieve though.
My antivirus subscription is ending in two weeks and I am not sure whether I should continue with Norton or switch to McAfee.
I am annoyed with Norton because it cannot get rid of Gator adware and some types of threats that come with browsing naughty sites. Also when I first installed it, it caused havoc with my laptop and I had to reload it but Norton said I had to pay up again because you were only allowed to load the programme once! I didn't pay but I spent quite a long time on the phone trying to get support.
Is McAfee any better, I wonder? What are people's experiences using these two programmes?
There are deaf managers and there are text phones...
Well if there are so many of us living in North London, what's stopping us having a meet?
Yes, go to your local library! Plenty of guide books there, no charge, also a photocopier usually if you want to copy specific pages but normally you can check books out for a couple of weeks or more. You are not going to enjoy Amsterdam half as much if you are not prepared for it with maps, places to go, sights to see.
For example, would you enjoy a brewery tour with free beer and nibbles?
Or would the Mrs enjoy a diamond factory tour?
What about a visit to Anne Frank's house?
Or a cruise in the canals?
Wouldn't you like to find out the story behind Amsterdam's narrowest house? And how do people ever manage to get their furniture in?
Amsterdam is much more than smoke cafes.
A warning: beware of your belongings when at a smoke cafe. My friend went there on a work jolly and one girl had her handbag stolen along with ticket, passport and money. She was not allowed to leave the country before supplying proof of identity. And she had to explain to the British consulate the circumstances under which her bag was stolen...
You're like our very own Google 
