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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
0 miles · Greater London

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I can't understand this mania with IM and webcam interactions. I find them soooo boring! I don't even get into my IM any more because I know as soon as I show my face, I'll be bombarded by unsolicited messages.
Quote by SunBunny
Who remembers kids getting ADT in the past? It's a fancy name for kids who are fed too much sugar and E numbers.
If people want to feed their children chemicals and tooth-rotting rubbish what do they expect? And how can kids learn without proper food in their bellies?

ADT= Attention Deficit ?
I had a nephew who was hyperactive and drove his mom and everyone else mad. In one visit, he ripped up our garden watering system single-handedly, in a garden area that measured over 350 feet. When I visited my cousin at home I saw what he was being fed: snacks like cheetos, coloured cheese and coke. I warned my cousin about tartrazine (the food colouring) and she took my advice on board. Her little devil calmed down and became an exemplary kid.
Polo
You are not being smarty pants. This is the way meals are costed per head in every kitchen - be it a restaurant, prison, school, hospital...
We often confuse the cost of food with the price of food. When we pay £5 for a burger, chips and cola at a hamburger place (no names mentioned), do we ever wonder what the actual food cost is? And how much of the £5 is pure profit?
Also let people not forget that it costs more to cook for a few people (as at home) than for a whole load of people. Furthermore at home we tend to go for convenience (e.g. buying precut and prewashed salads and vegs that cost an arm and a leg compared to heaps of the uncut, unwashed originals that require a bit more prep time).
Unfortunately I missed Jamie's programme last Wednesday. Think there was something else on another channel that caught my attention. But I wholeheartedly support any effort to re-educate people about food.
Wow! Interesting to read what other parents do/don't do. I guess my time will come soon enough to make important decisions. But I don't understand one thing: why do parents escort their kids to school? Can't they walk?
I used to walk to and fro school and so did my neighbours. And I had to cross a busy road to get to school. And encounter strange people on my journey but I was always polite and they never harmed me. I picked up stray animals on the way home and it was always 'oh mum, can we keep it?' Plus the walk to school was brilliant revising time - I learned more walking to school than studying at home!
As for snow we had a good measure. If when going down the steps I sank into the snow so much that the snow came up to my waist, I was recalled inside. At all other times I was sent to school wearing newspaper insulation under my clothes. I can't imagine any kids in this country to be wearing newspaper slips. LOL
The need to pee?
It's been a long time since I have been woken up by a stiffy or even kisses. I have stopped sleeping with men ever since I broke up with my ex partner - nearly a year and a half ago. (That does not mean I don't have sex of course... wink )
I have noticed that I get PM notifications and there is no PM but realised it takes some time from the notification to the PM actually appearing in my inbox. Don't know why but that is what happens. I have learned to be less trigger happy and give it some time smile Also if you go to read a PM and another arrives and you read it, you are still going to receive a notification in your email. In which case if you click on the link there will be no new PMs. Does that make sense?
I wouldn't take the story too seriously. Actually I found it quite amusing, but then I would, being a twisted person who is into cuckolding fantasies. It may sound alien to a lot of you but there are men out there who enjoy being cuckolds. I met one via my advert. Well, not met actually but corresponded with. It was good fun to let go of my imagination and taunt him with hints of what I would be doing to him. I soon tired of that game, though.
Quote by Vix
Congratulations on your new job Vix! biggrin

Aww thx, but it's not new. Just been off sick forever.
Oh sorry to hear that. Hmm wait a minute! Sick? You didn't look sick in your orgy pics!! Anyway that explains why your inbox was so full. Proof you can't trust other people at work to do your job for you. wink
Quote by mistress_sassy
He said for him the paying was part of being dominated and that he did it regulary, at least once a week, and enjoyed the 'professional' experience.

He is BS you. Very few people can afford a session once a week. Those who canafford it are usually too busy making money to have time to spend with a pro Domme each and everyweek.
Be very careful of such men, especially since you are in training. What seems to you as a lot of money now is probably peanuts compared to what a pro would charge. And they know you are a newbie and WILL try and get advantage of you. It is very easy to get corrupted in this world and end up selling your soul. Be very careful, be alert and be a bit suspicious of men offering to help you find your feet.
Quote by poniella
That's why dental dams were invented. Don't know how they're used or anything though. I have been thinking about this in light of my quest to give a girl oral...

Dental dam usage
1. Place a bit of lubricant on pussy
2. Cover with dental dam
3. Hold dental dam in place with your fingers
4. Lick dam (lubricant makes gliding easier and more pleasurable
5. Dispose at end of act as they are one use only (replace with fresh one if you have a break or it falls on floor...)
Some people have reported attaching dental dams to suspenders to make life easier. Current boyfriend suggested wearing it on his face like a mask. I told him not to be silly.
Dental dams won't work on large women (I know, I've tried it and nearly suffocated my ex partner).
Hope this helps.

Had to search really hard to find a pic that was flattering... wink Enjoy!
Well if you re-read my first post, I was sort of telling myself things but I didn't want to listen to my instincts/better judgement. It helped having people reaffirm what I felt deep inside.
Thanks everyone for your replies. They did help me reach a decision.
I will not be meeting this guy. Not now, not ever.
Thanks once again.
Anyone can beat someone up or play mind games but who can do it without causing permanent damage? Sometimes it is worth paying to get what you want.
As for the guys who are proponents of 'I don't pay for services'... I bet you do! You pay for your haircut, you pay for your dry cleaning, you pay the waiter in the restaurant and the bartender at the bar, you pay your travel agent, insurance agent, doctor, taxi driver and so on.
As for people asking for money via this site, they are wasting their time. There are better places to hook up with a client and you won't be messed up either. wink
I agree that you have to let the seller know you got more by mistake and ask him what he wants you to do. If you were dissatisfied with the service/communication, you can always leave negative feedback.
Quote by hammersmithboy
I can never quite work out whether being one works against me sometimes. What are the general feelings on body hair? I mean I can't help being well covered for this winter weather, anyone else?

Just as long as the man is not shedding all over the clean bedsheets, I don't mind body hair. And if he is shedding, I would appreciate some thought to check my mouth and nose for blockages from time to time... LOL as well as hoovering the bedsheets afterwards.
Yeah the looks in your faces were priceless, especially your brunette friend's who seemed to be thoroughly enjoying herself (lucky woman!) What came across from the pics is that you are all comfortable with each other and play nicely together - well I suppose you would, otherwise you wouldn't have invited your friends at the most important day of your life smile
Quote by Bloke2005
Lighten up Tania - it was a joke mad

I just feel we have public responsibility to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth in matters that concern one's health. I have seen too many people try things at home without enough knowledge and then rush to the A&E or worse even, not dare tell anyone and sit home and suffer...
Quote by Bloke2005
Best to stick a finger or 2 inside before hand to check for any suprises!
Baby wipes on a finger also make sure everything is clean.

A plain water body temperature enema also helps but that is advanced play and not at all necessary under normal circumstances.
Isn't that why the heads come off shower fittings? wink
No, that is not it and don't even dare suggest such a thing as some fool may go out and do it and rip their gut apart! mad
I have always campaigned for safe sex and safe kink. Always willing to advise people on it having tried most things.
Quote by DreamerHelen
What about a guy who's cock is too big for the woman? I've had that.....where he was just not able to fit all the way inside me......but we're still working on it :twisted:

I'll have him! lol Let's swap!
Anal sex without lubrication is NOT advisable. Even the slightest injury to the sensitive skin can cause big problems. You wouldn't run the pistons in your car engine without oil, so don't even think of going in there without KY!
Also for those who do it without a condom... you are brave, you are very brave! I know you can go there many times and nothing untoward happen to you afterwards but one time... one time is enough for a life full of regret. Just some food for thought.
Quote by dragonlly
Best to stick a finger or 2 inside before hand to check for any suprises!
Baby wipes on a finger also make sure everything is clean.

No way! Baby wipes can cause irritation as can any lotions or oily lubricants. Let's not get paranoid here or someone will soon suggest we use brushes!! LOL
One does not have dirt in there if one is regular. If one is worried, they should prepare their body a few days in advance by eating lots of grains, veg and fruit and drinking heaps of water to avoid constipation. A plain water body temperature enema also helps but that is advanced play and not at all necessary under normal circumstances.
Quote by gummy
When I first saw this thread I new what I was going to post. Then i read
It takes 3-4 months for each year you have known someone to get over them.

:taz:
Damn and b*****ks Tania got there first
Yes, but can you remember where that statistic came from? My brain has stopped working and people thought I was making it up trying to sound omniscient. lol
Quote by VenusnMars
It takes 3-4 months for each year you have known someone to get over them.

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Tania, I love you hun...but where the hell do you get this shit from?! :giggle: kiss
Venusxxx
I honestly cannot remember where I read it. It was when I was suffering from heartbreak that I came upon that information. It gave me something to hold on to whilst dealing with untold grief. The formula has worked for me, hope it works for others too.
This website proves that penetrative sex pales in comparison to fingers/tongue. I gave her 100% with the tongue but only managed 20% with the cock, even when I applied it in combination with the tongue. rolleyes
It takes 3-4 months for each year you have known someone to get over them.
Oh the laxative chocs thread was about a person? I thought it was about a cat!!! LOL