If the guy fulfilled me in other ways (with his charming personality, sense of humour, interest in me and my happiness, and so on) I would not chuck him out. I have had a couple of lovers who were very small but they were terrific lovers.
Maybe it is just me but I'd rather have a guy who makes my whole body shake with his touch and tongue than someone who just bangs me but leaves me indifferent otherwise.
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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
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If you are going to tie anyone up, here are some safety tips:
>Make sure you can quickly release the bonds in case of an emergency.
>Make sure she/he can quickly free him/her self if something happens to you.
It may be necessary to have safety scissors within easy reach (safety scissors: ones with rounded edges)
>Make sure bonds do not cut in the skin and do not hinder circulation (you should be able to slide a finger between rope and the person's skin and you should feel their limbs regularly to see if they are getting cold. Cold=bad circulation=stop immediately. Purple/blue=bad circulation=stop immediately.)
>Tie the knots in such a way that if he/she struggles, they won't accidentally pull them tighter. Try knots on yourself first using your feet for practice.
>Keep communicating with 'victim' and agree on a word that would stop the play in case your victim felt uncomfortable and desired to stop. Having a safeword does not distract from roleplay and avoids confusion where 'stop!' or 'don't' do not necessarily mean what they say.
Play safe and have fun!
>Make sure you can quickly release the bonds in case of an emergency.
>Make sure she/he can quickly free him/her self if something happens to you.
It may be necessary to have safety scissors within easy reach (safety scissors: ones with rounded edges)
>Make sure bonds do not cut in the skin and do not hinder circulation (you should be able to slide a finger between rope and the person's skin and you should feel their limbs regularly to see if they are getting cold. Cold=bad circulation=stop immediately. Purple/blue=bad circulation=stop immediately.)
>Tie the knots in such a way that if he/she struggles, they won't accidentally pull them tighter. Try knots on yourself first using your feet for practice.
>Keep communicating with 'victim' and agree on a word that would stop the play in case your victim felt uncomfortable and desired to stop. Having a safeword does not distract from roleplay and avoids confusion where 'stop!' or 'don't' do not necessarily mean what they say.
Play safe and have fun!
Teacher-pupil: she is late turning in her homework, late reporting in for class and disobedient so you have had enough and keep her after hours to punish her. Make her write some lines, be cross at her mispellings, she is insolent so you put her over your knee and she tries to get away from punishment by enticing you with her feminine charms.
Single dad(or dad whose wife is away for a few days) and babysitter: she is a little minx prancing around with her mini skirts and revealing tops and you feel a talk is in order but she surprises you with a blow job that leaves you mumbling like a fool.
Pirate-stowaway: you are a modern pirate (so you don't need period costumes but you need to not shave for a day to look rough) and find a female stowaway in your ship. Will you put her to work for her passage or make her walk the gangplank? Or both? How will she plead for her safety, what will she offer you in return for letting her live and complete the journey?
And my favourite:
Devil worshipper-maiden to be sacrificed. Tie her spread eagle on the floor with tealights forming a star around her body, play some Gregorian chants on the CD, get a knife without a sharp edge (maybe a letter opener)... She struggles and pleas but you must serve your Master. But of course there is no reason why you can't enjoy the maiden first (after all, the Devil has no physical existence so he can't actually fuck her, can he? And if he can't fuck her, he can't tell if she really is a virgin or not, so you have to find out on his behalf). Lots of scope for knife play (just running knife on her skin, lightly, taking care not to cut her) and wax play (dripping hot wax from a distance of at least 20 cm on her naked body - this can and will burn if not careful so start as high as possible (beware of spills on carpets!) gradually coming down as she gets excited and able to withstand it better. If she has a hairy pubic mount you could even shave her to make her look more innocent and available. And of course if she is not a virgin, then you don't have to kill her. You can keep her chained to serve you perpetually.
Single dad(or dad whose wife is away for a few days) and babysitter: she is a little minx prancing around with her mini skirts and revealing tops and you feel a talk is in order but she surprises you with a blow job that leaves you mumbling like a fool.
Pirate-stowaway: you are a modern pirate (so you don't need period costumes but you need to not shave for a day to look rough) and find a female stowaway in your ship. Will you put her to work for her passage or make her walk the gangplank? Or both? How will she plead for her safety, what will she offer you in return for letting her live and complete the journey?
And my favourite:
Devil worshipper-maiden to be sacrificed. Tie her spread eagle on the floor with tealights forming a star around her body, play some Gregorian chants on the CD, get a knife without a sharp edge (maybe a letter opener)... She struggles and pleas but you must serve your Master. But of course there is no reason why you can't enjoy the maiden first (after all, the Devil has no physical existence so he can't actually fuck her, can he? And if he can't fuck her, he can't tell if she really is a virgin or not, so you have to find out on his behalf). Lots of scope for knife play (just running knife on her skin, lightly, taking care not to cut her) and wax play (dripping hot wax from a distance of at least 20 cm on her naked body - this can and will burn if not careful so start as high as possible (beware of spills on carpets!) gradually coming down as she gets excited and able to withstand it better. If she has a hairy pubic mount you could even shave her to make her look more innocent and available. And of course if she is not a virgin, then you don't have to kill her. You can keep her chained to serve you perpetually.
I never believed that animals could be homosexual but one day I turned my head to the window and saw my dog being mounted by the neighbour's dog (both male). The look on my dog's face was so lewd I felt terribly disturbed and began shouting at them and banging on the glass to scare them. It may be worthwhile to note that none of these dogs had any female company.
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For the want of a FAQ page - what does the purple bar by my avatar indicate? is my time nearly up?
I believe it is an activity bar. The more you post, the more your bar fills. I have not done a search for previous posts on the subject but this is the way I understand it.
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For those of us that are old enough to remember, a toothpaste company ran a T.V. campaign where a sort of Halo appeared around the lower face of a shiny toothed person along with a 'ting' sound and the strap line.....'the ring of confidence' ........coincidence or premonition
I remember the ring and the ting but obviously the slogan was different in my country
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what about one of those self heating face packs!! They really do heat right up and not as nippy as deep heat!
Honest!! :shock:
Yes they are good
Especially if you tie someone down and blindfold them so they don't know what hit them. Just tape it on and watch them squirm. There is a thread here about the new KY jelly, do a search and you will find that lots of people tried it and some reported allergic reactions to it. You could always order a sample online (the url is given on the adverts).
For something different, may I recommend good old Colgate toothpaste? Applied in the right parts, it can cause an intense sensation without being damaging as Ralgex or other muscle warming creams.
And in case you are not sure how to use Colgate, try rubbing a bit on the tip of a dildo before inserting it into an anus....
(disclaimer: I have not tried using toothpaste on condoms so cannot say whether doing so would be safe or it would burn holes in the condom. Perhaps someone ought to write to Durex and ask their R&D team? lol)
For something different, may I recommend good old Colgate toothpaste? Applied in the right parts, it can cause an intense sensation without being damaging as Ralgex or other muscle warming creams.
And in case you are not sure how to use Colgate, try rubbing a bit on the tip of a dildo before inserting it into an anus....
(disclaimer: I have not tried using toothpaste on condoms so cannot say whether doing so would be safe or it would burn holes in the condom. Perhaps someone ought to write to Durex and ask their R&D team? lol)
I don't understand the term 'totty' but I once visited Bournemouth and felt right at home. I loved the place, the scenery, the cleaniness in the streets, the smiles on people's faces, the rainbows over the sea. I would happilly move to Bournemouth if it weren't so expensive to live there!
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You know what.... when it rains it pours in our house!
I quit yesterday ....
Pete go laid off with immediate effect
So life feels totally shite right now and me withdrawing my resignation just isn't an option
C
My ex husband and I both lost our jobs at the same time few years back so my heart goes out to you two. Keep the faith and your spirits high. Something better will come along.
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All shags should be classified on the following scale:
B&B - 15 mins
B&B - whole night
B&B - Night plus breakfast
Travelodge
Holiday Inn
Marriott
Hilton
Ritz
Claridges
My Place :twisted:
This last bit needs elaborating. I mean if I am to take a date to your place, I need to know what facilities are on offer that make it better than most hotels. Heheheh
Kissing is definitely too personal plus most people in my opinion don't know how to kiss properly. I haven't had a good kiss in years but I have had plenty of awful ones:
- guy clashing his teeth against mine
- guy sucking the life out of me to the point I had to hurt him to make him release me
- guy who thought his tongue was a mop that could pick all food remnants out of my mouth
- guy who thought repeatedly attacking me with his pursed lips would actually stir my senses
- guy who thought biting and bruising my lips was a good idea
and many many more....
what takes the cookie though is being told off by a much older man once for being too active in the kissing progress. According to him a woman had just to part her lips and receive, never give back. Argghhh!
I never kissed a female
- guy clashing his teeth against mine
- guy sucking the life out of me to the point I had to hurt him to make him release me
- guy who thought his tongue was a mop that could pick all food remnants out of my mouth
- guy who thought repeatedly attacking me with his pursed lips would actually stir my senses
- guy who thought biting and bruising my lips was a good idea
and many many more....
what takes the cookie though is being told off by a much older man once for being too active in the kissing progress. According to him a woman had just to part her lips and receive, never give back. Argghhh!
I never kissed a female
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can any ladys help. i would like to go to the local swinging club as i have never been before. and i dont want to pay joining fee of in case it is not my thing .is there anyone out there who will come with me and hold my hand. asit is free for couples.
Hmm... let's see your picture then!
OMG! What an email!
Personally I would prefer for friends to give me accurate information. I trust them to know me and my likes/dislikes well enough to be able to tell if a man is suitable or not.
I'll tell you one story: once I met a guy whom I fancied like mad. He had an ape-like quality about him which stirred my senses. He used to be with this woman, so I asked her about him. She gave good recommendations but also told me he had previously been with someone else. I asked the someone else and she said he was alright but be very firm with him. So I went ahead reassured by the recommendations and had a relationship. The guy treated me like crap and double-timed me with another woman. I later found out that he had done this to both of them but they never admitted they had been fooled. I was angry. If it had been me, I would have revealed my stupidity and pray that another woman would not have to go through the emotional turmoil that I went through. But it seems most people would not humiliate themselves in the eyes of others. Hope this answers your question.
Personally I would prefer for friends to give me accurate information. I trust them to know me and my likes/dislikes well enough to be able to tell if a man is suitable or not.
I'll tell you one story: once I met a guy whom I fancied like mad. He had an ape-like quality about him which stirred my senses. He used to be with this woman, so I asked her about him. She gave good recommendations but also told me he had previously been with someone else. I asked the someone else and she said he was alright but be very firm with him. So I went ahead reassured by the recommendations and had a relationship. The guy treated me like crap and double-timed me with another woman. I later found out that he had done this to both of them but they never admitted they had been fooled. I was angry. If it had been me, I would have revealed my stupidity and pray that another woman would not have to go through the emotional turmoil that I went through. But it seems most people would not humiliate themselves in the eyes of others. Hope this answers your question.
Calista
Two jobs are in GREAT demand at the moment:
Occupational Therapists
Physiotherapists
Hospitals just can't get enough of them!
Also great demand for good medical secretaries (basically you need medical terminology - easily sorted with a course or a dictionary and good audio typing - say about 50 wpm).
I agree with you that newspapers are not a good source of jobs. Businesses advertise posts because they are obliged to by law but most jobs go to insiders or friends.
Better option is to register with a couple of agencies (but don't tell each other you have another agency as they won't bother placing you!) Office Angels are brilliant if you live in London and Blue Arrow, too. I don't know if you are accustomed to working for agencies, they usually give shit jobs to newcomers but if you prove yourself and get good reviews you grow in their estimation and get paid better and have better offers.
PM me if you need further info.
Good luck!
Two jobs are in GREAT demand at the moment:
Occupational Therapists
Physiotherapists
Hospitals just can't get enough of them!
Also great demand for good medical secretaries (basically you need medical terminology - easily sorted with a course or a dictionary and good audio typing - say about 50 wpm).
I agree with you that newspapers are not a good source of jobs. Businesses advertise posts because they are obliged to by law but most jobs go to insiders or friends.
Better option is to register with a couple of agencies (but don't tell each other you have another agency as they won't bother placing you!) Office Angels are brilliant if you live in London and Blue Arrow, too. I don't know if you are accustomed to working for agencies, they usually give shit jobs to newcomers but if you prove yourself and get good reviews you grow in their estimation and get paid better and have better offers.
PM me if you need further info.
Good luck!
I am not sure about this country, but I think there is a self adhesive ribbon at habberdasheries which you iron on clothes or stick on and then you can put stitches over it without the fear of tearing.
Can't the shop you bought it in have it done for you? Anyway, do tell us how you solved the problem!
Can't the shop you bought it in have it done for you? Anyway, do tell us how you solved the problem!
Hello and welcome
Your ad is very decent and should get some replies. However, you may want to take out the 'apparently good looking' bit. People can make their own decision about your looks and anyway, what does it matter what you look like as long as you are a decent person?
You can also place your ad in your signature to make it easier for people to locate your ad. You need to type in your profile at the signature bit:
My Ad
Obviously you have to take the blank spaces away from the url bits to make the code work.
Good luck!
Your ad is very decent and should get some replies. However, you may want to take out the 'apparently good looking' bit. People can make their own decision about your looks and anyway, what does it matter what you look like as long as you are a decent person?
You can also place your ad in your signature to make it easier for people to locate your ad. You need to type in your profile at the signature bit:
My Ad
Obviously you have to take the blank spaces away from the url bits to make the code work.
Good luck!
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It's not working Tania, just looked it up and it's in the search but when I click 'read more' there is nothing there
Hmm, checked it out myself after I saw your message and it is not even showing now! I think everything that bears the Tania signature is doomed in this place. Somebody up there hates me with a passion.
I love pancakes and I often prepare them as a treat to a lover (guys take heed of this!)
My way of serving them is with a drizzle of condensed milk and a square of black chocolate. Pile them up high and then cut them like a cake. If I am feeling particularly piggish I add a scoop of real vanilla ice cream. They are not bad with butter and maple syrup either.
Ahhh I am drooling just at the thought!
My way of serving them is with a drizzle of condensed milk and a square of black chocolate. Pile them up high and then cut them like a cake. If I am feeling particularly piggish I add a scoop of real vanilla ice cream. They are not bad with butter and maple syrup either.
Ahhh I am drooling just at the thought!
MQ
The story is up but not showing, so if you do a search for "Tania", you should locate it.
(The search box was an excellent idea of the site owners! My compliments to them.)
Read the story first and then tell me if you would not go after some Turkish Delight yourself. It is not all about sex, you know
The story is up but not showing, so if you do a search for "Tania", you should locate it.
(The search box was an excellent idea of the site owners! My compliments to them.)
Read the story first and then tell me if you would not go after some Turkish Delight yourself. It is not all about sex, you know
