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Tania
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
0 miles · Greater London

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At least give us a clue who was right in guessing how this person found out about you?
Naked on the beach in Jamaica of course! Dipping my feet in the sea whilst shading my eyes from the glare of the sun to get a better look at the man who'd be eyeing me from the bar. smile
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Thanks Tania, I'll try that one... does it take much practice confused:

A bit smile
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Ps. Tania, dont you believe that talking low works on big brothers! it's usually cos we feel sorry for little sisters! rotflmao

Yeah right. rolleyes
Just realised, my personal chef can come prepare the meal for you so all you have to do is serve and enjoy. He would expect to be compensated for costs of course. We are planning to start a business helping people out in such situations. PM me for more info.
Chris
Here is my menu suggestion:
Starter- slice of quality pate with a dollop of cranberry jelly on the side and 3 physallis fruit or a sliced fig made into a fan shape. To be served with individual small rolls of oven warmed bread and butter in room temperature
Main - Fillet of tuna done on a grill pan (the pan that has ridges and gives nice lines to food) with a thyme and lemon dressing (just chop the fresh thyme, mix with a bit of quality olive oil and a few drops of lemon and pepper). Tuna needs minimum cooking to maintain its succulence and taste. To be served with baby boiled potatoes and green beans.
Dessert - meringue nests filled with fresh or tinned fruit mixed with sweet whipped cream and drizzled with fruit syrup.
The ideas come from a cookbook that me and my ex are working on which might see the light of publication in the near future.
Enjoy!
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:cry: Kids taking no notice of what I am asking.

Sorry to hear things are getting to you today. Only thing I can suggest is establish eye contact with your kids and speak in a low slow voice commanding them to behave or else! I found it worked wonders with my students after I spent a year screaming at the top of my voice at them... they feel it is more threatening not to yell. LOL By the way, the low voice also works on big brothers and partners that are a bit of a bully. Once you know the trick, you will always be in control!
Hugs
Close to 200 replies in 48 hours, only 5 guys worth responding to (i.e. 2.5 percent), out of which only 2 maintained contact and only 1 took the initiative of asking me on a date. Any reply received after first 48 hours (responses dropped to maybe 50 a day as desperate guys don't go to page 2 of the ads) was unworthy of response which brought down the rate of a successful match to nil percent.
Oh yes, I also had 2 marriage proposals in the last few days! confused
:upset: Well I think he has forgotten me already. Maybe he was one of these guys who lie to get laid and he didn't get the second he erased me from his memory. But I pride myself in my good instincts about people and - could I be so wrong about him? *sigh* OK never mind, I'll wrap some dolmadakia (vine leaves) and get my mind off him and the whole business of meeting people... for a while at least. Cooking is great therapy!
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"I just wanted you to try on the damn nightdress," he grumbled.
"Make me!" I whispered, and after that the date finally got hot!

biggrin What a wonderful account! Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
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There he is, giving her a real good seeing to, she's moaning like hell, but he's still got his Y-Fronts on. How crap is that? I ask you.....
Rick biggrin

Well since you are asking, some of us ladies don't mind what he's wearing as long as he is kissing/stroking the right parts! ;) So what's wrong with being expressive (moaning) during foreplay?
:bounce: I know, I know!
Ask him to take you to Hedonism II in Jamaica. It is an all inclusive resort packed with fun people and you two can be as wicked as you like there.
Here's the link:
Indulge and enjoy!!
Happy birthday from me too smile Are you getting an orgy for a present? lol
Same reason why 90% of the emails I get are from married guys wanting to play without their wife's knowledge!
Still out of the 10% that sound OK, there are a couple of interesting cases which I am exploring as we speak. (No, not that kind of exploring! It is working day for goodness sake and I am just on checking emails before going to work. Sex can wait.)
Be patient and good luck.
You know, this is what is wrong with our world. Women are far too preoccupied with being equal or superior to men that they have reduced men to females. My old job brought me in contact with lots of people and when you sit down and talk to the men they all confess up in the end they feel they cannot compete, hence they retreat into a passive/submissive state and let the women have run of the house.
Come on people! What happened to good old fashioned respect for each other? Why this battle of the sexes that leads nowhere but to self destruction?
I have worked with men who were passive/submissive but when asked if I would want one of them in my life the answer is definitely NO. I for one enjoy being a woman with all my failings and all my gifts. I want to be weak and protected and take no offence in a man helping me put on my coat, opening doors for me and standing up for me if someone offends me. I am who I am and have nothing to prove, no axe to grind by reducing men to nothing. And if a guy wants to hang out with his mates and talk sex and football, so be it. I know at the end of the night he'll still crawl into our bed and seek my arms.
I think it is just a natural evolution from vaginal sex videos. People watch something for so long before they get bored with it so producers have to come up with more shocking things to keep their audience.
I need a man in my life. I need the hugs and the kisses, the companionship, the sharing of life's troubles, the laughs, the different point of view in discussions, his appreciation and many things more. Besides if we did not have men, who would we nag and complain to?
In case anyone is wondering I just had my first date tonight. It only took 5 minutes across the dining table to determine that I really liked him. But I am not sure the chemistry is right (did not go further than a few kisses). Isn't that a bummer? To enjoy each other's company so much yet not to feel aroused by his touch? Maybe I was tired. Maybe my batteries do not recharge sexually as quickly as they used to...
What do you people think I should do? Continue seeing him and hope my feelings will change or make it clear to him that we probably will never be more than friends? I do not have much experience in relationships and feel a bit lost now.
Guys if you were him and you really really liked me and wished to get to know me further, how would you prefer me to handle the situation?
Any advice will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
Mmm and wait till you have experienced electricity on them! smile
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The need to be "told" what to do is a fundamental aspect of male submission, IMHO, since it is seldom that a man such as myself (6'2 and large built) encounters a lady with adequate physical properties to dominate him bodily.
Just a thought... I've been guilty of asking that myself, you see...

You haven't met me yet, that's why :P
Fruity
If you are both happy with it, why worry?
And yes, it does get more and more or rougher and rougher till it reaches a peak and people come to their senses and take a break... then it starts all over again! ;)
Interesting link to TY. I have seen her on a DVD before but I don't envy her. She is ruined, totally ruined. As for inserting dildos in her urethra, heavens forbid! Any of us girls who's ever suffered a UTI would shudder at the thought.
oh oh !
See what I miss for not keeping up with the gutter press (or any press for that matter)!
Don't you just hate it when they lose their erection whilst trying to get the condom on?!! My lover had this problem and we ended up having unprotected sex for a year... and here's the result: 19 weeks and counting!
Please can someone explain what is this Dirty Den you are talking about? Thanks.
The law is not clear about such things, they are too new. Of course if you were broadcasting to an underage audience, you'd be nicked!
The whole idea about exhibitionism is exciting until you stop and think what the viewers are saying about you. Are they making fun of you? Are they recording you or taking pictures for posterity?
Also another thing that happened to me when I first got my webcam years ago: This guy asked me if I wanted to see him cum on cam. I said OK because I was so bored. So there he is playing with himself and soon thick cum oozes out of him. Then he says 'do you want me to cum again for you?' and I say 'yes, why not?' and the same scene is repeated exactly. Then he moves the webcam and shows me it was pointing to the TV playing a scene that was pre-recorded! Did I feel like a fool!!! redface
The story is told by him at the ripe age of 60 something and it regards his strange life just before the Greek War of Independence.