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Tania

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30 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
So how did the second date go :
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

You are not going to believe this! The next (not actually second as I had seen him a few times socially before hitting the sack) date took place in a hotel room. It was great, especially being woken up by soft caresses and kisses the next morning. However, the guy had thought of disposing the used condoms down the sink in the room. IN THE SINK! He removed the plug and pushed it down without my knowledge. Then the next morning we heard strange noises from the pipes in the old hotel building and the next doors neighbours swearing. It seems the condoms had filled with water and blocked the pipes and sewage was sipping into their room through their sink!!! He fetched a colleague of his to undo the plumbing and retrieve the condoms and all the while he was terrified that his boss would find out and fire him. In the end he got more embarrassed trying to hide the fact we had had sex than if he had wrapped the used condoms in paper and disposed of them in the basket in the room.

30 Jan 2005

Quote by TONNEDGIZ
Hi everyone
It has been something that I have been thinking about after reading an article in a men's magazine. It said that a large majority of women fantasise about non-consensual sex. Is this true and what do you fantasise about?

Yes it is true along with what others have said before me. It is a welcome respite from lying on the bed with a man who keeps asking 'what do you want me to do?' It is like crying out in desperation 'For heavens sake, use your imagination!'
As for what we fantasise about, I am sure it is no different that what men fantasise about only the roles are reversed.

30 Jan 2005

I have porn ambitions myself. Would like to direct a porn film that I would write. I got the rough idea written as a story. Will email the first 3 people to respond with their wish to see and review the plot.

30 Jan 2005

Quote by gailen
If you need a subject for your demonstration then i volunteer

See how I get them to admit their dark secrets? Heheheh I told you guys I was good at getting men to confide in me.
OK Gailen, I will put your name down on the To Torture list. Be prepared for some advanced stuff though. Now all that remains is to find a party to go to smile

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30 Jan 2005

So what are you saying, the main actress will ruin her makeup prematurely getting those guys erect? I don't think so. Perhaps the production secretary does the job along with making cups of tea or coffee. Don't know.

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Ghostie
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
...
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds

Too close to home, your song. Have I mentioned that you give me an eerie feeling Ghostie? :eeek:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by roger743
Judging by all those circumsized guys you see in US porn, who all jettison their cargo after 10-15 minutes or oral attentions, I'd say circumcism doesn't automatically make you last longer! (Or maybe that's because they've all got penises the size of baseball bats. :shock: )

rolleyes

Everybody knows porn films are filmed in stages. They've got the fluffers (spelling?) who get the men ready and if a man loses his erection or a woman gets the giggles, they stop filming, take a break and resume later. Ah the wonders of technology!

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Certification :shock: is quite different from Verification :censored:

Thanks for the links and it all makes sense now. Strange how everyone's take on verification was as valid as the next one's. I read through the posts and thought 'he's right!' then after a while... 'he's also right!' It reminded me of the scene in Fiddler on the Roofwhere the villagers argue about subjects and Tevye agrees with both sides of the argument and someone says (paraphrased) 'you say he's right and that he's right, well they can't both be right!' and Tevye responds 'you know what? your are right too!' LOL
(Anyone else loves that musical? Anyone else thinks it is insurpassable in its wisdom and lessons to teach the world?)

30 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
Always a depressing time, when the condoms are so old that they have to be thrown out....

And you think that is frustrating? Imagine me several years ago with a full box of Durex, a willing stud and a flat to ourselves. First condom tears, second condom the same, third one works but then bed collapses. Condom gets discarded. Mattress placed on the floor and try again. Then his older sister comes in unexpectedly and begins shouting whilst writer pretends to be asleep to avoid confrontation. Now thatis frustrating!

30 Jan 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
hiya sexy knight
you made it at last then
tania hes sexy has come to bed eyes and the cutest bum to nibble
voddy xxxxxxxx

Shall we jump on him then? :rascal:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
It would also allow any other forum members to make comment on your nice pic if they wanted to

There is no need for people to make comments on my pic. I would rather meet people in real life and have a genuine conversation, a laugh and possibly a cuddle. Then I would really know they liked me for who I was and accepted me for what I was.
Yes, I am quite sure I'd like the thread locked, thank you. smile

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30 Jan 2005

Seen this come up in people's signatures. What does it mean? Applying a bit of common sense I would think it means that some long standing member has met the person and is willing to vouch for them. Or does it go beyond that? Maybe... oh maybe... hmmm...but that is just my dirty mind at work, I guess.
I want to get verified! :taz: :grin:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by ChairmanMiaow
My current (utterly wonderful) girlfriend seems a bit erm.. different to other girls I've 'known' - If you read any sex 'how to' advice, they always bang on constantly about how the clitoritis is the key to female orgasms, and anything else is not gonna do it.
However - her clit does really very little for her other than just "feel nice". It's when you delve inside that the fireworks start, again and again and again
Now, I'm not complaining - it's blimmin' grea -, but just wondering are there any ladies on this board who differ from the standard specification like this?

I used to have a big hang up about my clit so I can empathise with your girlfriend and you may want to show her my post.
It all started in my late teens when I dated a couple of guys who thought that it was enough to handle a woman's pussy roughly for her to give in to their every desire. It wasn't. It was horrible. A dry finger on a dry clit is painful. It can put a woman off for life. I didn't know better so when this guy said after maybe a five minute effort to make me cum: 'what the hell is the matter with you!' I believed there was something wrong with me. And it stayed with me for years and years.
Then in the ripe age of 30 I wrote to a sex therapist and to my surprise found out that I was not abnormal and the guy was a jerk. Apparently you are supposed to use loads of lubrication on the spot, the more the better. (Saliva or KY) So OK now I knew the technique that would work but still my psychological hang up was an obstacle. Lucky for me I met a man who enjoyed giving oral. He was mature and patient. He began reassuring me that in his experience it was not until mid thirties that a woman got into terms with her body and began enjoying mulitple orgasms. He did not only accept my kinky desires but encouraged them to develop. He took photographs of me to show me how beautiful I was. And one day I did see the world through his eyes and it was a wonderful vista!
Anyway, I am going on and on and you'll probably not even read the whole post. My suggestion to you would be 'work with your girlfriend'. Help her relax, explore different sensations with her (but always use loads of lube). If she is reluctant to try, tie her hands and feet to the bedposts or bed feet (sorry hun for planting ideas in his head but believe me you are going to love it in the end!) Make her comfortable, make sure the lighting is low and seductive, the room is quiet and warm and you are both in top condition. Then tell her you intend to explore her body from head to toe and she has no other option than to just lay there and let you have your fun. She may giggle, she may blush, she may complain. Bring your face close to hers, make eye contact and whisper to her to trust you. Make her realise that this is not about her enjoyment but YOURS. And gradually, one day, she may be able to accept oral attentions AND enjoy them to the max.
And if not, what the heck! You got a girl with the power to orgasm through penetration, be happy, as not a lot of women can do that.

30 Jan 2005

Quote by wave_dancer
I have a quite good sex life, but in the 32 years(!!!!!!) of this, i have never come when getting a blow job. Is this something to do with being cut? I read men are having foreskins fitted(HOW). Does it make any diference?
Joe
Sorry, i forgot, if there is someone out there..... xxx

To answer your question, your circumcision might have a lot to do with being unable to come when getting a blow job. I have come across many circumcised men with reduced sensitivity who were unable to come, not just via BJs but through handjobs too. Well unable is not quite true as I proved to them but it did take close to a couple of hours hard work which made them feel bad. I guess in the back of our minds is the fear that we are taking 'too long' to come and we are tiring the other person out. Then we stress ourselves out and instead of enjoying the moment, we are worried about the finale. How silly we humans are!
There is no 'too long' - this has to be your mantra from now on.
You should also explore other sensations that can heighten the BJ experience. For example do you lie passively and receive or do you play with the girl's breasts or ass? Does she concentrate only on your cock or does she also run her fingernails up and down your thighs/hips/chest? Would some nipple torture help you get there sooner? If she was to talk dirty to you or have you talk dirty to her, would that assist? How about a finger up the ass? How about a small dildo or vibrator up the ass?
And yes, men are having foreskins fitted nowadays (skin grafts) and you can find info on the net. The medical profession has finally come to realise that what God built was perfect and mutilating genitals is not a wise thing to do. But of course nobody asked you as a kid what you would like to have done to your foreskin. For religious or other purposes you got done.
What makes me really angry is people perpetrating the myth that circumcision is good for you. They used to tell us back home that it kept men clean. Rubbish! A man is as clean as he wants to be and even with a foreskin, he can pull it back and wash after using the toilet or having intercourse. Simple as that! Unfortunately not many men in Britain would consider washing under the foreskin in public, despite my efforts to educate them about penile health and hygiene.
Anyway, don't despair, it is not all that grim. As a circumcised man you can last longer during sex and many girls will love you for that! smile

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30 Jan 2005

Quote by Cicero
I was talking to a couple of friends of mine recently and they were horrified when I admitted I like having my nipples bitten lightly when having sex.

The things you are talking about with your friends! rolleyes

rolleyes

Anyway, nipples are like little erotic switches that can send waves of pleasure down the whole body. I love men's nipples and it is usually the first thing I notice in them. I have many ways of dealing with nipples, lots of .....hmmm shall we say.... implements for them. I know that some men do not feel the same excitement as you do but that is just because they are nipple virgins. They need someone experienced to take them through the paces, bit by bit, showing them all there is to see. You don't barge in and tweak nipples just like that. Oh no! It takes time and patience and lots of communication to get to the high point.
Happy to demonstrate at a private party. smile

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30 Jan 2005

OK, glad you can see me and now you know I am who I say I am. Shall we lock the thread now as it has served its purpose?
Thanks

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd be more worried about the rose thorns than anyone seeing you :shock:
Nice pic
Dawn :silly:

You should have seen where that rose went next ;) LOL

30 Jan 2005

Only reason to dress at home is to go to bed really. I could never get used to that sleeping in the nude thing. Makes me feel quite exposed! Isn't that crazy? LOL

30 Jan 2005

I just uploaded an image to use as my avatar. From past experience, I know that what I see is not what others see. Can someone please confirm that my avatar is showing?
Also am I crazy to be putting up my pic here where my colleagues could see it?

30 Jan 2005

Quote by iain93
Anyone else like the naturist life style. Enjoy relaxing and doing general household jobs naked (when you can) and just being socially nude.

Yes! I spend as much time as possible in my birth suit but I also love being outdoors without clothes. Pity this country's weather is not amenable to such pursuits.

30 Jan 2005

Great to see people still tie the knot in our age and times smile

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Wishing you loads of happiness!

30 Jan 2005

Quote by knight_of_the_round_table
Hey there all i just want to say hi to you all as some of you may know me from the chat room but i just wanted to introduce myself to all of you who dont use the room!!!
Whoever you are!!

OK... But it feels a bit incomplete. Like walking to a group of ladies and saying 'Hi, I'd like to introduce myself!' then saying nothing more and the ladies looking at you with expectation written all over their faces and a smile that slowly freezes on their lips as they come to the realisation that your introduction is not going any further, turning to embarrassment and then suspicion that Dom Jolly is hidden somewhere with a camera playing a nasty trick on them.
Wouldn't it be better if you told us your sex, age, marital/swinging status, sexual orientation, location, experience and preferences?

30 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
had someone ask me to watch him on the webcam...........
Cept he didnt actually have a webcam! :shock: Go figure. how can one cam without a cam??? :shock:

Well he obviously wanted to watch YOU performing for him on webcam whilst showing nothing of him in return. Typical! Only he was not as honest as to come up and say just what he had in mind.
May I suggest DIY in front of your home video cam and then plugging it in the widescreen to enjoy it even better? And then you don't run the risk of performing for under aged boys pretending to be their older brother. smile

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Tania

30 Jan 2005

Quote by EasyTeep
I find it grossly unfair that since 99% of men seem to find girl-on-girl arousing, simply being bisexual (or open to the possibility) can raise a lass up the "totty-o-meter"

I would attribute it to insecurity. A man knows that a woman has no other option but to come to men if she wants a baby but a woman knows that once a man tastes the forbidden fruit he may never want to go back to women again.
Don't be angry with people for their attitudes - just accept them as they are and make the best that you can in life with what you have.
Tania

29 Jan 2005

High Street, Barnet.

29 Jan 2005

Quote by Bignetsuke bird
[But how odd to stop them having "fun" by the pool.

The reason Peter stopped this couple having oral sex in public is that their young son was about and although he is used to seeing naturists, he does not need to have sex education at such young age.
Anyway, Peter and Manuela have a comprehensive guide of dos and don'ts in every room and that couple should have read it and complied with it.
Now about Hedonism, I assume you are referring to Hedonism II or III in Jamaica. They are both great places to spend a few carefree days being naughty and enjoying the sun. Lord knows I've been wanting to go to Hedo II for several years but first my partner would not even consider it and, thereafter, I had no partner to go with. It can be very expensive going on one's own as you have to pay for the entire room.
I will happily fill you in on Hedo II as I've been a regular on dennyp's boards for the last few years and gotten to know some of the people. Just ask specific questions!
Regards
Tania

29 Jan 2005

Quote by xxdevil69
Pretend you're sucking a really thick mcdonald's milkshake through a straw!!

Oh you are a wicked woman you! Why did you have to mention mcdonald's milkshakes now of all the times when I have no one to go fetch me one and is too cold to get in the car and drive all that distance?
Have you any idea what you are doing to me?
*Moaning and drooling*

29 Jan 2005

Actually there is nothing better than seducing a TV... treating him like an innocent young girl and then making him do nasty things a girl should never do. :twisted:
Which reminds me and I may be off topic now but please indulge me. I met this American CD recently. He has been doing some illustrations for me and came to my house to show me his completed work and get to know me in general. Of course I knew about his dark secrets (it is easy for men to confide in me) and no sooner had he settled in, I got him to strip and show me his girlie underwear. Then things got a bit hot between us and if I had not let my good sense prevail, I might have him there and then. Fortunately, there is another visit to look forward to smile

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Damn hormones!

29 Jan 2005

Stop staring yourself at the mirror Lucy! LOL

29 Jan 2005

Quote by partyman
If you married a man who contracted Herpes at a young age, would you expect him to wear a condom for the rest of your married life?
How could you protect yourself from infection if you are trying to start a family?
So do you throw all Herpes sufferers into the Leppars colony?

Tough question this one. Would I marry someone who was carrying a disease? Probably not, no matter how much I loved him. Sometimes you have got to steel your heart and go the way your brain tells you. If he had not revealed he was a carrier at the start of the relationship, I would be very angry and would take him to court. It has been done before. And the courts annulled the wedding and ordered compensation to be paid.
Anyway, if two people wanted to procreate but one of them was a sufferer, then they could consult their GP or a specialist about the associated risks and make an informed decision. I am not quite sure about genital herpes but I know oral herpes goes through stages of inflammation and remission. It is not transmittable in quiet periods but then again I am not a doctor and I could be wrong.
At least leprosy can be cured. And if my memory serves me right, it cannot be transmitted from one individual to another via social contact. Herpes can be transmitted through a kiss. It is enough to kiss someone on the cheek or the hand to give them the virus. Hence why some mothers-carriers give it to their babies. Hence why so many people in this country are carriers! I swear to God I have never seen so many people with cold sores, veruccae and toenail fungus as I have seen in this country. It is an epidemic! :uhoh:
Apologies about the seriousness of this post.
Tania