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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by fruity1976
I just had a quick chat with my mother, I need this sorted.
Ive spend enough time in my life fucking things up and having them fucked up for me before and always been left to my own devices to sort it out!
Im giving him till after xmas after that he will haev to go I cant do it anymore! Too much reponsibility!
sounds fair to me.
Quote by SunBunny
Ray Winstone
Now he's what I call a real man.......
met him a couple of times as well, really nice bloke
Could we possibly invite him to the next munch???
I'll look after him if he feels a little...out of sorts....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
he may even bring his 'tool'!!
> After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the
> limo,(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope
> is still standing on the curb.
>
> "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take
> your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the
> Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to
> drive today."
>
> "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
> something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never
gone
> to work that morning.
>
> "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
>
> Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
> the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after
exiting
> the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105
mph.
> " Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but
> the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh,
> dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
>
> The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
> but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and
> gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the
> dispatcher.
>
> The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
> limo going a hundred and five.
>
> "So bust him," says the Chief.
>
> "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the
> cop.
>
> The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
>
> "No, I mean really important," said the cop.
>
> The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
>
> Cop: "Bigger."
>
> Chief: "Governor?"
>
> Cop: "Bigger."
>
> "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
>
> Cop: "I think it's God!"
>
> Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
>
> Cop: "He's got the fucking Pope as a chauffeur!!"
> limo,(and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope
> is still standing on the curb.
>
> "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take
> your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the
> Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to
> drive today."
>
> "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
> something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never
gone
> to work that morning.
>
> "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
>
> Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
> the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after
exiting
> the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105
mph.
> " Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but
> the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh,
> dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
>
> The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
> but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and
> gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the
> dispatcher.
>
> The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a
> limo going a hundred and five.
>
> "So bust him," says the Chief.
>
> "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the
> cop.
>
> The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
>
> "No, I mean really important," said the cop.
>
> The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
>
> Cop: "Bigger."
>
> Chief: "Governor?"
>
> Cop: "Bigger."
>
> "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
>
> Cop: "I think it's God!"
>
> Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
>
> Cop: "He's got the fucking Pope as a chauffeur!!"
Quote by JudyTV
If/when my partner gets her desire back I'll stop, she's totally gorgeous and I'd love to be making the most of her wonderful body whenever I could but at the moment I don't have that opportunity..It's a bit like having a Ferrari and not being able ti drive it .Or a huge hunk of the best chocolate and not being able to eat it ..
So yeah she doesn't know ...
This post almost makes me want to apologise for being a man. Words fail me.
:x :xI absolutely agree with Ice Pies statement but will take it one step further and actually apologise for this kind of male behaviour. The combined chocolate and Ferrari comparison is rather scaling of anyone let alone someone who is indisposed. I can assure the female population that this attitude is not endemic of all males and whilst I have a certain sympathy for the medical situation the analogy used here says a lot about the poster. It doesn't help us as males, it doesn't help others in a similar situation of which there are many and it certainly does not help this person personally. If he is after the sympathy shag (I said if) then in this case I think he may well have blown it.
This type of post makes me so glad I am who I am and what I am, what a mess. I hate to be offencive to the poster but if it was me in this situation right now I would deactivate myself and then have a rethink before re registering on a swinging site.
I can safely say that although I had monumental problems of all kinds during a 20 year marriage including physical and psychological I was never unfaithful in any way, I stuck it out until I was divorced, if it could not be done as a couple then it wasnt going to happen.
Judy
Another of Judy's posts that makes alot of sence
Quote by bridgette jones
Couples point of view :
Sat in car park waiting for some action, no cars anywhere. In pulls car, totally blinds us & parks opposite. We sit waiting & nothing, so we make the first move. We flash interior light on, giving the person in the car long enough to see were a couple, then turned it off again. Result ! he flashes his headlights, so we flash ours to confirm, then nothing ! So on with the interior light & a little bit of kissing & cuddling, & he starts flashing his headlights again !!, so we carry on with the interior light on, give him a few flashes of headlight & guess what ? nothing again !!!! He then flashes his interior light on & off, he can see whats going on, but nothing !!!! He just sat there opposite for half an hour flashing headlights, brakelights, & interior light whilst we were totally naked shagging our brains out !!!!! What did he want, written invitation:
Maybe he was trying to communicate on morse code??
Quote by Elissamay
Bill Hicks - because he was as close to Jesus as i'm ever gonna find.
Glen Duncan - because i've read all his books except the one i'm reading now and i've met him before and he likes Dark sex. :twisted:
Third one is tough, either; Gary Oldman, Howard Marks or David Icke because he is a mentalist.
Mxxx
Gary Oldman, top choice
