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and u wanna have great sex...
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Undertow
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
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Quote by sheddy
Listen I think it's best if you dish out an apolagie please for taking the pissout of soemthing that obviously is close to someones heart, before I start breaking the aup.
i'm happy for her to think i'm a tosser if that alright. i'd rather be thought as a tosser and have things that people didn't like about me, than apologise for being myself and who i am. personally if she would like to i'll sit here and take all the abuse that would come to me but i don't see the point in apologising for being myself.
Quote by anais
Bansky....is seen as an Artist in his own right tho! He makes a statement doesnt deface what *some* would consider art!
xanaisx
the art wouldn't be touched (although as much as i'd like to dump most of it in the thames), its the stuff surrounding the art that would be touched.
anyhow its not like i'm planning to burn the place down.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I add
Makes no odds that it was a headline, we won't put up with anything associated with drugs on this site.............now can I
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
If you have any further problems, please pm me
thats fairy nuff *searches for a new one*
although i'm loving all the hate i'm getting now, its the fuel of the comic
Quote by poshkate
and as for the new york idea........i don't find that ammusing at all......and not apprieciated
nor would they, but its the essence of humour, you take the tragic and make comedy from it, all humour offends someone in the world in someway shape or form be it harmless or risqué, so i may as well.
i can't get a frostier recpetion that Gilbert Godfreid and his gag about flight connections either way.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
undertow I really think you'd be better off if you change that avatar mate :shock: :shock:
why so? thats the actual front page of my local paper from my 21st birthday a couple of years back.
I have removed it, please do NOT put it back
how come it was removed though, thats what i'm wondering?
and why did you feel a need to add
? all i did was enquired why and stated that it was an actual headline, not something made up or meant in any way to be derogatory. Quote by oneforall
agree with the above...
as for the *banned from the Tate*
id like to hear the ideassssss... may watch from a safe distance
>you aint seen me, right?<
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oneforall
well i'm very vocal about my general dislike of the stuff they put in the tate modern, so it shall involve getting totally bat faced beforehand and very very loudly making my opinions known. after that its going to be small sticky labels, write down my interpretation of what the works mean and slap it onto the info panel thingummy. lastly i'll be taking my sprays and stencils with me, so if all else fails, i'll find things to tag, i was in near tears laughing at banksy's 'mind the crap, one on the steps leading into it, so i suppose i might take it one step further :twisted:
either way a ban from there will do nothing to hinder my life, esp as i live a good couple of hundred miles from it.
theres a few things, some a soley in there for my own amusement........
get a lifetime ban from the tate modern (i'm gonna try and do this over the summer)
play the astoria 2 in london and dive off the balcony.
play reading festival with my own band (although i did do punk rock kareoke in the comedy tent last year, and was 10 times more entertaining than the bloody pixies)
parachute jump
Mods edit to remove rather an unpleasant comment - do NOT repeat
be something i can sit back and be proud of, international touring musician or something.
Avatar removed, you might want to think more carefully about that as well
get a lifetime ban from the tate modern (i'm gonna try and do this over the summer)
play the astoria 2 in london and dive off the balcony.
play reading festival with my own band (although i did do punk rock kareoke in the comedy tent last year, and was 10 times more entertaining than the bloody pixies)
parachute jump
Mods edit to remove rather an unpleasant comment - do NOT repeat
be something i can sit back and be proud of, international touring musician or something.
Avatar removed, you might want to think more carefully about that as well
my current job is non existant but some of the perks of the last few were
working in a certain popular high street shop
- taking home 'damaged goods' (i.e hats with lil holes in em, scratched shades etc)
working for various chartiy based musical organisations.
- getting to work properly as a gig promoter
- getting to work with people and bands i liked
- what i was doing was actually appreciated
- they didn't care what i turned up wearing
- my mate sarah worked just round the corner and my fave record shop was just up the road
working for directory enquiries
- the fact that the day had to finish sometime
- on quiet days getting my mates to phone up
- the fact that i could turn up to work stoned off my tits and nobody would even bat an eyelid
out of those three, the charity stuff was my fave, admittedly i didn't get paid squat for it and i was homeless at the time but i worked with some amazing people there.
working in a certain popular high street shop
- taking home 'damaged goods' (i.e hats with lil holes in em, scratched shades etc)
working for various chartiy based musical organisations.
- getting to work properly as a gig promoter
- getting to work with people and bands i liked
- what i was doing was actually appreciated
- they didn't care what i turned up wearing
- my mate sarah worked just round the corner and my fave record shop was just up the road
working for directory enquiries
- the fact that the day had to finish sometime
- on quiet days getting my mates to phone up
- the fact that i could turn up to work stoned off my tits and nobody would even bat an eyelid
out of those three, the charity stuff was my fave, admittedly i didn't get paid squat for it and i was homeless at the time but i worked with some amazing people there.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's a well known fact that there are some things men just CAN'T do ! Working the washing machine, tuning a new video/dvd player and flirting to name just a few.
weird thing is, i can use a washing machine and tune stuff like vcrs and dvd players in, however i think i'm one notch up from flirt numpty, i cannot read body language unless they grab me by the ears and tell me straight, then i'd probably moan at them for grabbing my ears. i used to be a serious flirt when i was a drinker, when i stopped that the flirting kinda went away, suppose i lost my nerve for it.
the fact that i don't really go out to meet people anymore and i do my best to avoids pubs etc really doesn't help my case, i think my idea of flirting is probably musical discussion. but thats just me, and i wonder why i don't get much luck with ladies.
one inspired by a shitty job and shitty people, another inspiried by someone who i'm glad i have no contact with anymore, both are untitled and will probably be re-written to fit music.
effort number one
Every hour of stinking days
I'm waiting to find my escape
Before the graveyard swallows me whole
I wasn't made for this life
It's time to skip town
Start fresh
Make new life yourself
This is the graveyard of ambition
Watch the best laid plans rot and turn to dust
Your dreams are just dreams here
They're nothing more to us
Your masterplan rots with the oranges now
Thought everything would come to you
But mountians won't move for no man
So few willing to be real
They look inside as betrayal
Who cares though?
THIS IS SURVIVAL!
Every notion for every commotion
Every plan has its headstone
Life in this town is killing us all
Ambition drops off you like sweat
You fell into it
Now too content to go
Remain and watch the sqaure mutate
Little monsters join they're invasion forces
Runnign from they're enemy of hype
Exisiting only with a label in mind
Wipe off the names
Lets see if you still have a problem.
effort number two
The rain is falling again
It feels like my own cloud
There to remind me of just who I am
The I that nobody knows
Am I distanced?
Or are they keeping theirs?
Walking throught the shadowlanes
Shrouded by the dark
With just memories of what i left behind
You can send my flowers to the graveyard
I've shed my deadskin
From a one line perspective
I'm nothing more than fresh meat on the hook
Against the stone walls and the lines of life
Burn the baggage i don't want no more
Condemn them to the fires
I've walked so many times
Watch the ashes rise into the skies
Weaving the smoke
With the fires of my eyes
Learn to forget.
effort number one
Every hour of stinking days
I'm waiting to find my escape
Before the graveyard swallows me whole
I wasn't made for this life
It's time to skip town
Start fresh
Make new life yourself
This is the graveyard of ambition
Watch the best laid plans rot and turn to dust
Your dreams are just dreams here
They're nothing more to us
Your masterplan rots with the oranges now
Thought everything would come to you
But mountians won't move for no man
So few willing to be real
They look inside as betrayal
Who cares though?
THIS IS SURVIVAL!
Every notion for every commotion
Every plan has its headstone
Life in this town is killing us all
Ambition drops off you like sweat
You fell into it
Now too content to go
Remain and watch the sqaure mutate
Little monsters join they're invasion forces
Runnign from they're enemy of hype
Exisiting only with a label in mind
Wipe off the names
Lets see if you still have a problem.
effort number two
The rain is falling again
It feels like my own cloud
There to remind me of just who I am
The I that nobody knows
Am I distanced?
Or are they keeping theirs?
Walking throught the shadowlanes
Shrouded by the dark
With just memories of what i left behind
You can send my flowers to the graveyard
I've shed my deadskin
From a one line perspective
I'm nothing more than fresh meat on the hook
Against the stone walls and the lines of life
Burn the baggage i don't want no more
Condemn them to the fires
I've walked so many times
Watch the ashes rise into the skies
Weaving the smoke
With the fires of my eyes
Learn to forget.
i have a habit of buying random instruments so i normally spend my spare time trying to learn to play em, at the moment i'm trying to learn the basics of piano so i can play my melodica (and making horrible noises while trying).
failing that its either downloading music, working on ideas for mixes or generally just working on music.
music is the easiest thing to go for as its an inexhaustable supply.
failing that its either downloading music, working on ideas for mixes or generally just working on music.
music is the easiest thing to go for as its an inexhaustable supply.
i tried 4 pictures and none of them managed to bring up any matches, i must have a really individual face, although in the past i've had sideshow bob, brandon boyd and ginger wildhearts comparisons, and have also been mistaken for ginger as well (which i was well chuffed to bits about).
being the lazy arsed stoner bum that i am, its one of two things, either what i've been wearing that day (if i decide that climbing into bed is too much effort, therefore falling asleep where i am) or an old pair of ankle length short and whatever the first tshirt is i lay my hands on, thats pretty much the standard all year round.
Quote by mdr2000
Hints and tips.......
Take it all with a pinch of salt, don't be offended to easily... Mix and have fun.. Oh the Munches are a good place to start too, we have enjoyed the few we have been to so far!
cheers miuke, i'd not adverse to the occasional dispute, my regular haunts are music boards, and one of them is notorious for harsh treatment of newbies so i can give as good as i get
as for the munches, i keep meaning to read about exactly what they are (my next port of call actually) but i'm generally a bit shy and nervous in social situations, if i like the sound of em though, i'll get myself known and appuire an invite.
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Hiya
A word of caution........the forum is highly addictive, chatrooms are crazy.
Chatroom ops and moderaters are helpful if ya get stuck.{does that earn me a brownie point? }
dee and Rich xx
i'd considered popping my head in the chatroom at a couple of points, but decided not to until i'd posted on here, my experience with chatroom affliated with boards is that you get a better welcome if you have actually posted first.
might rear my frizzy head into there later though.
hey folks, well i'll not waffle and make a boring start, signed up a while ago, mainly been lurking, trying to see how the place works etc (admittedly though, it seems a rather tight knit community, therefore i didn't wanna post straight away). basicly i'm kinda new to all of this swinging malarky and was wondering if anyone could give me some good hints and tips to ensure fun and generally good times with swinging, maybe any other sites you'd recommend as well?
i signed up here and really like the layout etc, although a couple of others i've signed up to, and they want money i don't have just to reply to messages...... oh well, can't win em all.
anyhow, cheers for reading and hopefully i'll be posting a bit more soon.
i signed up here and really like the layout etc, although a couple of others i've signed up to, and they want money i don't have just to reply to messages...... oh well, can't win em all.
anyhow, cheers for reading and hopefully i'll be posting a bit more soon.
