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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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*sigh*
I would soooooo loved to be fucked stupid right now.
/walks off with stupid grin on face
Venusxxx
I have tomorrow off! :bounce:
Might get some cans in tonight :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by colnlou
hi people,
i am not ashamed to admit it me and my partner love watching eachother do it in between sex and allsorts. women who deny it are lya's i dont care what n e 1 says all people are curious about their bodies therefore they explore alot.
n e way happy biggrin wanking
lou xx

I don't think so. I rarely masturbate, and when I do, it's normally during foreplay. I'm sure there are a few women out there who don't have the urge.
I should do it more often, it's healthy and a great stress reliever!
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
it irritates tha fuck outta loads of people, oh and btw, so do you lol

Thank you. I've been working on it :smug:
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Finally getting online and finding out my PM buddies are not *pout*
Venusxxx

Oi !
re-phrase that! lol
You have a PM :giggle:
Venusxxx
Besides which, since when has Marm's crotch been anywhere near amber?!
Venusxxx
Quote by BrightonGeezer
Just for a moment I thought you was writing about a person :shock: so you can imagine how shocked I was when she pissed on your carpet.

Why? Is that unusual then?! dunno
Venusxxx
This thread is sooo fucking appropriate today :huh:
Mebbe I'll print it up and take it into work.
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
in all seriousness, this is a huge question for me . . . .
i have never seen myself fitting in with the rat race. i've always rejected it, which means i enjoy at times the "benefits" provided by those who do it, which brings a fair amount of guilt, and i've always failed when i've ((( half-heartedly ))) tried!
taking onboard all the stress associated with having someone on my back, ripping me to bits, and holding the threat of dismissal over my head, to earn a piss poor salary ((( e.g. 14 grand including commission! ))) to then put all the cash i earn into someone elses bank account ((( e.g. a quarter million for the company paying my piss poor wages! ))) has never struck me as a particularly equitable arrangement!
trouble is, the more i reject the whole idea of rat-racing, the more it seems it's the only sensible option, cos it takes money to opt out, so up to a point, you have to do the rat-race before you can even *think* about NOT doing it?
t'is a catch-22 kinda thing? and it's rubbish! sad
n x x x

worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Venusxxx
List so far
Interest so far
DreamerHelen
VenusnMars + 1
da69ve
fabio grooverider
steveg_nw
Rainbows
penfolds06
KcKat and Eager
UP4FUN6662000
jiggle
gummy
Nomad_Soul
Biofilm
Calista and Morbius +1
rogerthedragon
GenHertsCpl
philg
MikeNorth (V)
SarfLondoner
Sunbunny (V)
Tazman
Friendly
JucyLucy
reddog
Xav69
Rachel Lane
DeniseBabe (2)
tallnhairy (2)
Mav&Sini
sartois
stokey12
SurreyBloke
David6969
Kinky-Leeds-Guy
Tazman
essexlady
mark1404
Ice Pie
partyman +1
smokerjim + 1
itsgray
BigRob2486
Postie
SaxonLogan
jodman_176
Neilinleeds
(56)
Lemme know if I miss anyone smile
Venusxxx
Mods who delete really weird topics before my crap connection gets the chance to open it. :huh:
I was literally sitting here saying 'come on, come on, open you fucker, before it gets deleted!'
Bugger. evil lol
Venusxxx
Vincent Van Gogh?
Wouldn't have said he became 'distinterested' as such though dunno
Venusxxx
Quote by MikeNorth
I also agree with the ones who point out that some posters in here are bordering on self-obsession....and I'm not talking about the ones with genuine serious problems.
Mike.

But I really AM special *pouts* :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by Chamone
things like this just make me (and possibly wrongly) ......

Yup.
Venusxxx
Ta Steve, yup, I'd considered 'secure' places meaning those which had paid deposits, the site certainly won't be reserving the place until they see 60 deposits, so if you think I should be sending the details out now I'll get my arse in gear! I was hoping 80 names down would give a realistic margin of error.....I bloody hope we don't have a 50% drop out :shock:
Hopefully I'll stay online long enough to get all the details out by the end of the week.
(BT hate me again :huhsmile
Gem, I won't be cutting the list off until we hit 100, people can sign up as late as they wish, but if a week or two before-hand we have names who haven't been in touch, or paid their deposit, I will drop them from the list to make room for more reliable interest.
Venusxxx
I read an article about this which was pretty indepth (so to speak lol). The process made perfect sense, as did having my ears syringed when I needed it.....
I cringed enough when I knew a nurse could see the crap coming out of my ears, I'm not even going to consider how the former would make me feel at the time. :shock:
Venusxxx
People who hire people who can barely speak english to work high risk environments where communication is essential in order to keep each other safe.
Health and safety laws which create other health and safety issues.
Being tutored by a shelf of files after being told the bare basics
Welcome to the NHS :huh:
Venusxxx
Intrapersonal thinkers:
Spend a lot of time thinking about and trying to understand themselves
Reflect on their thoughts and moods, and work to improve them
You understand how your behaviour affects your relationships with others
Like intrapersonal thinkers, Leonardo worked hard to improve all aspects of himself. Other Intrapersonal thinkers include
Sigmund Freud, Gandhi, Grahame Greene
Careers which suit Intrapersonal Thinkers include
Psychologist, Teacher, Pilot, Child care worker, Explorer, Drama therapist

No shit?! :lol2:
Venusxxx
Quote by Kit
Venus,
It is my experience that people who suffer from Schizophrenia ARE more likely to harm others before themselves.
I would rather go with kat's topic for the forum.

S'okay, I know very little upon the subject really, and just quoted from a file I read in the office. It's all debatable, I was just interested in people's thoughts. It's all education smile
Kat's subject it is then! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by Happy Cats
Should I go in there? Are they friendly?
Never been in there before - what are they doing? - I can just hear laughing and its putting me off.
Trying to decide whether to dip me toe or go down the pub and do the quiz

Don't do it! They all think they are drinking beer and climbing into a jacuzzi, but it's an internet message board. THERE IS NO JACUZZI, OR BEER!
Am I the only one who thinks this is strange?!!!!!
Why isn't anyone concerned about this?! Seriously! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Kit
:shock: :shock:
Does this mean that Kat could be labelled 'socially gay schizophrenic'????
Sigh - and I thought I finally had him figured - thanks a bunch Venus rolleyes

*tuts*
Labels are sooooooooooo gay :roll:
Venusxxx
Quote by KitKat
OK - I'll try for you Venus, but only because I like you. kiss
Kit and I were chatting last Sunday about sexuality in general and bi-sexuality in particular. - Kit is bi-sexual but has only recently had the chance to find out how much she enjoys sex with another woman, so that was what started it.
At one point Kit said to me "5 years ago, before we got in to swinging, I would not have been surprised if you had told me you were gay. But now, if you told me you were gay or bi-sexual - I would be surprised"
Naturally, I asked for elaboration and she said:
"You have some very effeminate mannerisms, your body language and the way you talk."
Now, since arriving on swinging heaven, and having my first opportunity to talk openly with gay and bi-sexual people, I have been able to explore my sexuality, including any urge to swing with people of the same sex. I have concluded that it not something that turns me on, although I am dreading the day when Blue dares me to give a bloke a blow job! :shock:
Kit insists that the way I behave could easily lead many people to think I am gay or bi-sexual (and many probably have in the past :shock: )
So we had to come up with a buzz word for this, so we came up with 'Socially Gay' -
So, my attempt at a serious and thought provoking debate is:
Do women talk bollocks all the time? dunno
lhk
Kat
(P.S. - we really did have that discussion! :shock: )

Bugger. Now I'm all confusted :crazy:
Venusxxx