Not a joke, but after having the sex ed chat with my 9 year old son this morning, which led to a discussion about the hymen, and how that can break through other means such as horse riding, I discovered this evening that he`d only gone and told the neighbours kids that my 13 year old lost her virginity to a horse :shock:
Note to self, sex ed chat needs work
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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I`m afraid I don`t bother, I`m just a natural scruff. I rarely wear underwear, only put a bra on when I leave the house, and the last time I wore makeup...............was at the last Munch I think, it was eyeliner, and then I had to borrow it! 
Mars always makes me feel sexy when he comes home from work though, and this gives me the confidence to carry it off regardless
I do dress up for sex occassionally, no makeup though, I can never find the bloody stuff!
Venusxxx
Mars always makes me feel sexy when he comes home from work though, and this gives me the confidence to carry it off regardless
I do dress up for sex occassionally, no makeup though, I can never find the bloody stuff!
Venusxxx
Quote by Reese
We turned someone down once
Only once?! Tart alert!! TART ALERT!!! :twisted:
~Reese!
And you can behave! We haven`t had that many offers! Anyway, we are letting the ad slide. Meeting people via the cafe, and the munches has proven to be much more rewarding for us :twisted:
Venusxxx
How nice of them ....
Was it a nice crisp dry white or a full bodied fruity red whine ?????
Oh, it was full bodied. When I offered a link to our website which showed we were only interested in couples, and why, he said he was thinking of getting a girlfriend, so perhaps we`d be interested then. I think he kinda missed the point. I`m too nice, this PM session went on for a while.
Venusxxx
:bounce:Chris, I was deleting skins last night, those which were not being used at least. Unless I get an option to move the castaways of deleted skins to another option, I`m reluctant to do so, but I`m guessing they would go back to the default skin. As for the backups, the only ones I`m familiar with are the complete board backups which are only used in an emergency as latest posts would be lost. I can tinker, but I`m not that good! I just know how to edit skins to make new ones............and as I learn more, it`s becoming evident that the people before left a great deal of unnecessary crap behind, which is what I`m sifting through now. I have an expert on board though, so anything I can`t suss, he will. It`s an Invision Power board btw.
All that was needed was to take note of the name of the old logo, and replace it with a new logo of the same name, no real editing was needed! Why breed skins ffs!
and to put all the trial ones up as a member option, well that was just stupid!
Ah well, I`m loving it really! :crazy:
Venusxxx
All that was needed was to take note of the name of the old logo, and replace it with a new logo of the same name, no real editing was needed! Why breed skins ffs!
and to put all the trial ones up as a member option, well that was just stupid! Ah well, I`m loving it really! :crazy:
Venusxxx
Bloody Mary, remember it well!
I was in the girls toilets at school (in the cubicle), when I heard a group of girls come in and do the Bloody Mary thing. I heard them scream and run off too, leaving me all on my lonesome.
I just sat there, knickers round ankles, sh*t scared at what would confront me if I left the cubicle!! :shock:
Least I was already sat on the toilet!
Venusxxx
I was in the girls toilets at school (in the cubicle), when I heard a group of girls come in and do the Bloody Mary thing. I heard them scream and run off too, leaving me all on my lonesome.
I just sat there, knickers round ankles, sh*t scared at what would confront me if I left the cubicle!! :shock:
Least I was already sat on the toilet!
Venusxxx
I`ve been helping out on a mates forum, and chased a repetitive error message down to two skins..............
There was only ever supposed to be one of it`s kind. All the former techie guy had to do was copy over the image with another logo, he didn`t have to make export eight, export 10, and a phantom export members are using but doesn`t seem to exist anywhere in the bloody files backstage!
And why oh why did one of the error messages take me to the Tanzanian Tourist website?! :crazy:
I`ll tell you what else is bad and wrong too.
One of my cats is still being nursed at 16 months old! :shock:
Ok, I know, go to bed
Nite
Venusxxx
There was only ever supposed to be one of it`s kind. All the former techie guy had to do was copy over the image with another logo, he didn`t have to make export eight, export 10, and a phantom export members are using but doesn`t seem to exist anywhere in the bloody files backstage!
And why oh why did one of the error messages take me to the Tanzanian Tourist website?! :crazy:
I`ll tell you what else is bad and wrong too.
One of my cats is still being nursed at 16 months old! :shock:
Ok, I know, go to bed
Nite
Venusxxx
As opposed to me who MUST MAKE THE PAINT BEND TO MY WILL! 
I have a great deal of admiration for people who can work like you LC, I can never quite get to grips with it. I do tend to end up painting with my fingers though, I like to `feel` what I`m doing. Must be why I prefer sculpture.
Venusxxx
I have a great deal of admiration for people who can work like you LC, I can never quite get to grips with it. I do tend to end up painting with my fingers though, I like to `feel` what I`m doing. Must be why I prefer sculpture.
Venusxxx
