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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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You rotten sod........
(never let mine win on Tekken either :twisted: )
It`s for thier own good.....honest! biggrin
Venusxxx
Bilko, I bet you are a terrible father.........
/visions of Bilko sat round the kids toys saying `no, they`re mine, all mine, piss off and find your own.............`
Bet they`ve never managed to get near a Jungle gym either....... rolleyes
Venusxxx
((((((((((((((Fabio))))))))))))))
Glad it wasn`t more serious. Had a mate done over recently (a case of mistaken identity) and he had some serious damage done, nearly lost his eye.
What the fuck are some people thinking?! mad
Venusxxx
In groups (generally speaking) are only `in` with each other. This is only a problem if you think thier opinion is more valid than your own. If you don`t, then they don`t exist.
Venusxxx
Quote by Steve_Lincs
Besides, I love being gone down on.
Venusxxx

Mmmmmmm and i'd love to oblige you with that one wink :twisted: :twisted:
/Venus has visions of Steve standing behind her pushing her head down REALLY hard.........
` go on woman, you can reach, put your back in it ffs!` :shock:
Venusxxx
Will trade for sullen 13 year old, and 16 year old `gothic swamp monster`.
Venusxxx
I like to be pounded somewhere along the line, sorry but I do :twisted: . Ever been pounded by a really long cock?! It hurts and it`s not a nice pain either!
Now girth.......that`s different! :twisted: (but not essential)
Besides, I love being gone down on.
Venusxxx
He`s a top bloke lol
Hope he gets things sorted, say hi from us :thumbup:
love Mars
Quote by Re-Lapse
I like the centre one best.
What is it made from confused:
The landscape is really good as well.

It`s made from whatever earthware clay the college supplied! The Landscape is good, that`s why I copied it, wish I could take credit!
Now will someone elsepleasepost thier stuff! redface
I`m out of here, before Mars lynches me, it`s his turn on the PC (like about two hours ago lol )
Venusxxx
Quote by fruity1976
Loving rats and hating cows?? confused

I used to keep pet rats, but a cow once tried to kill me.
Lou! Wash your mouth out this instant!
Venusxxx
You haven`t upset me...
Wish you would though, especially if you`re depraved :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by EnglishChris99
I just think its politer than storming in making a new thread with your first post.... kinda a bit like a real life group of people... you don't just storm in and start talking about your own stuff... you sit and listen for a bit.

I stormed in; found the site, read some of the cafe, and couldn`t wait to join so I could post!
Much like me in real life really, but then I never claimed to be polite :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
/Venus stands under Misschief to catch the gush... (pending on what`s gushing you understand!)
Thanks hun smile
Might let this thread drift for a while until someone else posts some works redface
Venusxxx
Quote by Steve_Lincs
As soon as we get the digital cam back i'll put some of my pieces up for dissaproval lol
Venus i love the middle piece,extremely good,well done there my darling keep up the good work kiss

Oh good, cos I`m starting to look like a right pretentious prat! lol
/runs off to find a `do you want to see my cock` thread to redeem herself!
Venusxxx
All of it, and I`d have a weight problem as a result! lol
Possibly salad, cos normally I don`t touch the stuff.
Venusxxx
Quote by J3diMast3r
I really like the detail on the first pic, am intrigued by the second.

The second was a college project. We were supposed to provide a reaction to one of a choice of paintings. I chose John Waterhouse`s `Lady of Shallot`

Tennyson's poem, first published in 1832, tells of a woman who suffers under an undisclosed curse. She lives isolated in a tower on an island called Shalott, on a river which flows down from King Arthur's castle at Camelot. Not daring to look upon reality, she is allowed to see the outside world only through its reflection in a mirror. One day she glimpses the reflected image of the handsome knight Lancelot, and cannot resist looking at him directly. The mirror cracks from side to side, and she feels the curse come upon her. The punishment that follows results in her drifting in her boat downstream to Camelot 'singing her last song', but dying before she reaches there. Waterhouse shows her letting go the boat's chain, while staring at a crucifix placed in front of three guttering candles

So I rampaged off with ideas of `original sin` and images from the poem, depicting an `in your face` 3d girl munching on a forbidden apple, juxtaposed this with the 2d tragic heroine, used images of the mirror, a book..........yadda yadda
and was nearly failed as a result! redface
The girl who did an installation using lots of broken glass (as a response to the glint off the water) recieved a much better mark!
Note to self: cut through the crap and don`t call a bloody spade a shovel! rotflmao
The actual piece is not very well executed as we didn`t have time to pay attention to detail. It was ideas they wanted, and I had a few too many!
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
I hate art .. am not at all talented.

Oh you should practice! I won a prize at an Anne Summers party once as a result of the penis I drew with my mouth :twisted:
Work of art it was! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by butters999999
I love the top pic hun! question is would you sell it?

First of all it`s a copy of a jigsaw thumbnail, so isn`t original art, I just liked it enough to copy, and secondly, it`s buggered, I didn`t look after it, but thanks for the vote of confidence! passionkiss
Ohhhhhh, Jas, do I get my peanut?! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by tallnhairy
Well as no one else is going to say how good this stuff is I will, although I am lucky enough to have seen it in person smile

I know, bloody Philestines!
Maybe I should paint a picture of a big cock! rotflmao :twisted: wink
And yes, that is a grease spot on the first!
I want to see some other works, I know there are some talented people out there, I saw the `other talent` thread.
Venusxxx
Stuff behind the back of my sofa, one a little beat up as a result!

Might finish the last one one of these days, and tone down those yellow highlights! redface
Venusxxx
With me, it really depends on the thread. If has has an interesting title I`m more prone to check it out, if I still find it interesting, then I`m likely to reply...............unless I have nothing to say, I often just follow threads for the read. smile
You did well, you dragged me out of the cafe! lol
Venusxxx