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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by tallnhairy
So did you TNH!!!!
Ooo a quote !!! As for what I had desires for, all I can say is Venus and Mars are a great couple, on every level... and leave it at that
it was clare and steve!
Ok I losing thread here
The post quoted in full by Tune was aimed at Clare n Steve (hi Peeps) while the comment about 'did you' I assumed related to my last line from it on Venus 
hwoar: hence my reply...Um er, drink time I think :giveup:
/Venus hands TNH a larger shovel.....
It`ll be quicker that way pet, trust me
Venusxxx
There are quite a few people, in fact most, who will make judgements about who they read and to whom they will respond.
I do this. Every-so-often a new face will appear on a thread whose personality catches my eye, and I`ll start following their posts too. The rate of new faces and new threads going past is phenominal on here, and frankly I don`t bother with them all because I`m just not that bored!
I don`t always welcome new members either, as I used to run a site and that was one of my jobs there, so it doesn`t feel like part of the fun to me, one or two introductions catch my eye, but eventually I will normally respond to another member at some point in my posting, simply because our paths cross! Some become my friends, some don`t, just like life.
I don`t go out of my way to settle new faces, but I don`t go out of my way to seem clique either. I just do my thing.
Venusxxx
Oh I have one, wrote it for a mate, called Barry, who worked on a pig farm. We have a Bari here though so........
Bari had a pig called Charlie
He found out it`s dick was curly
said `this is an extra treat
Gives `a hole` new meaning to fresh meat`
So next time you have some pork to cook
Take an extra careful look
and be prepared to find the worst
Cos Bari may have fucked it first
Sorry :twisted:
Venusxxx
Bari had a pig called Charlie
He found out it`s dick was curly
said `this is an extra treat
Gives `a hole` new meaning to fresh meat`
So next time you have some pork to cook
Take an extra careful look
and be prepared to find the worst
Cos Bari may have fucked it first
Sorry :twisted:
Venusxxx
The other day I was following a particular thread, wasn`t able to post on it, not because I thought I wouldn`t be welcome, but because I would have been hard pushed to keep up with the quality of the banter going on. The thread was dominated by two or three people, I was following it because it was as funny as hell. What did strike me as even funnier (cos I`m cruel like this) is one of the more outrageous members here was posting really amusing lines but two of the members were simply quoting each other, overlooking the other member. This went completely unnoticed by said `die hard` who simply kept posting his uttershite regardless.
Conclusion;
None really, just an observation I found funny on all accounts, I enjoyed the banter by the two, the banter by the one, and even though I didn`t feel I could get a foot in, I enjoyed the thread regardless, but then I`m really thick-skinned like that!
Clare, no worries whether the thread was taken as intended, peope here will respond to it in a way which is close to them, and I don`t think anyone would resent you two for your honesty, it`s not as though you`ve `attacked` anyone.
When push comes to shove, I think most here rally around when it`s needed.
Venusxxx
regardless.Conclusion;
None really, just an observation I found funny on all accounts, I enjoyed the banter by the two, the banter by the one, and even though I didn`t feel I could get a foot in, I enjoyed the thread regardless, but then I`m really thick-skinned like that!
Clare, no worries whether the thread was taken as intended, peope here will respond to it in a way which is close to them, and I don`t think anyone would resent you two for your honesty, it`s not as though you`ve `attacked` anyone.
When push comes to shove, I think most here rally around when it`s needed.
Venusxxx
I never reply to threads, I just start them! :mrgreen:
Steve, I did have a reply to your `Munches seriously damage our health`, but it involved my first munch (back in July) shaving and..........
Let`s just say I didn`t post because t was a little TMI!
I think there are natural extroverts here who stick out more than others, natural introverts who are happy to remain fairly inconspicous, and those who`d love to be more extroverted, but may not yet have the confidence to dive in as easily......
Yet to meet the introvert who`d rather be in the background a little more though
Come on, who are you? Let yourselves be known!!
Venusxxx
Steve, I did have a reply to your `Munches seriously damage our health`, but it involved my first munch (back in July) shaving and..........
Let`s just say I didn`t post because t was a little TMI!
I think there are natural extroverts here who stick out more than others, natural introverts who are happy to remain fairly inconspicous, and those who`d love to be more extroverted, but may not yet have the confidence to dive in as easily......
Yet to meet the introvert who`d rather be in the background a little more though
Come on, who are you? Let yourselves be known!!
Venusxxx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
but I think that why should I stop her from being responsible and independent if she wants to be? I think its a good attitude for her to take, and will make her responsible for her own actions in the future and less likely to be lazy surely?
Spot on! However, don`t be alarmed if this doesn`t help when they hit 13, you`ll be able to tell if it`s a lack of parenting, or if it`s just the natural teen laziness, by whether they just turn into pigs in your house, or whether it remains the same wherever they go.
Hormone is wonderfully tidy in OTHER PEOPLES houses.
Venusxxx
Quote by Steve_Lincs
I think that Clare and myself are very much depraved enouhg to be full members
Oh and definately vote in Debbiewebs coz she's probably the most depraved on here
Steve! You and Clare are in every group going today, even the opposing groups! How on earth do you think you pass the requirements for this one?
/shakes head muttering; I dunno, opening of an envelope.........
Venusxxx
No............NO....................NOT THE KILLER GOLDFISH! :shock:
Actually, I didn`t get nominated remember? Your cliche club demanded two nominations before we even got that far. I was trying to be nice. I was going to nominate...*sniff* Neil............and then *sob*.....and then *wail* saw he`d been and gone without me being so much as an afterthought.
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
I may have to start a support thread you realise?!
/flounces out.
Venusxxx
Actually, I didn`t get nominated remember? Your cliche club demanded two nominations before we even got that far. I was trying to be nice. I was going to nominate...*sniff* Neil............and then *sob*.....and then *wail* saw he`d been and gone without me being so much as an afterthought.
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
I may have to start a support thread you realise?!
/flounces out.
Venusxxx
WellBustyBabe
Venusxxx
Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort.
Venusxxx
Quote by outdoorfun
OI VENUS !
Or I'll tell everyone about your BIG mistake at the aprty the other weekend.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
From the kent host (who will remember for ages the lovely way Venus's niples reacted to the cold sea swim when her and her fine partnerwere down recently) - oh joy !!!
regards to Si, bae
How did you notice?! You were too busy striding out in the elements doing the `my name is Tarzan, hear me roar` thing.
You realise I nearly DIED?! Mars almost had to carry me out!
I am being nice to Neil, he`ll thank me for this later, you just wait and see.
Regards will be passed on
Venusxxx
Quote by GregLondon
I would tie his caravan to the wheels of a jumbo jet. Then I would tie him naked to the back of the caravan. Then I would wait for the plane to take off.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! He`s a sweetheart, honestly he is. I wouldn`t fancy him baked, but he`s as funny as hell!
Venusxxx
