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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Ack, I`m already paying enough for my water. Don`t give them an excuse to up the price surprised
Venusxxx
Quote by davej

So, is there any particular order you'd like me to put them back in or shall I just sprinkle liberally and hope for the best?

Bloody hell its getting dangerous around here, tripped over two words on the way in that were laying around on the floor and have searched around the site and can't find anyone who can use them, so if anyone knows where the words
'with petrol'
might best fit, I will leave them here for you.
I`d like a vibrator which is fuelled with petrol. Then I can syphon the neighbour`s cars when I run out of batteries. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by easy
Oh Venus by the way the :censored: :gagged: :kick: did it. wink

Okaaaaaaaaaay.......
The penny will drop eventually, let me have more coffee, I`m not good at cryptic in the morning blink
Venusxxx
Quote by Debbiewebs
Warwick you definitely have not upset me Babes!............i think you are fab!
So please stay and don't leave me............... i don't handle brake up very well :cry:


Listen to her Warwick :shock:
and take care of yourself.........
and your little bunny too surprised
Venusxxx
Haven`t finished mine, the boy is absent on his first day of school, I have a hole in my lip, a lump on my fanny, a spot on my chin, no bloody money cos I can`t find my post office card (again) (but we will have a little cash by Saturday), and to say I am royally pissed off would be an understatement!
Venusxxx
I feel better now I`ve totally cocked up my Av and lost the original confused
I`m toodling off to bed, night
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Hahaha, I`m having trouble getting mine up

No, I'm not gonna say it. rotflmao
That`s only cos you want me........ :evil2:
Venusxxx
Quote by Mark
I`m guessing the new one reflects the baby is not yet sleeping through the night.

You cheeky sod! I'll have you know those bags under my eyes don't show up in a different light! :P
lol
The one where it`s switched off?! dunno :rascal:
Venusxxx
Hahaha, I`m having trouble getting mine up, so I guess fate is telling me something!
Ice, tonight is a whole new night.......... :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by tallnhairy
But even then the Sarge humour we know and love was shining through smile

Creep!
:P
Venusxxx
I`m guessing the previous one reflected his reaction when he found out Helen was pregnant.
I`m guessing the new one reflects the baby is not yet sleeping through the night.
I can`t wait to see what appears when that baby hits it`s teens!
rotflmao ;)
Venusxxx
It`s me! I demand the right for it to be me! I work hard at being obnoxious godammit! I love the attention, ANY attention! :bounce:
And since I`ve been advised to enjoy `just being me`, you are all stuck with it! :small-print:
YOU`LL BE SORREEEEEEEEEEEEE!:twisted:
(scuse the madness, I`m winding down smile )
Venusxxx
Quote by Jags
Can we please stop this kind of thread????? My finger is hovering over the 'lock' button and I am hoping that we have all said what we wanted to by now!!
Too many threads saying the same thing.

Not until someone tells me what my wonderful post was.....
so I can repeat it daily, maybe even twice a day! :bounce: :twisted:
Venusxxx
Not quite swinging, but I loved the Earth Child series By Jean M Aual. It deals with a Cro-Magnon woman`s sexual discovery after she was raised by Neanderthols.
Venusxxx
Shit Shit Shit.
Mars` coat hasn`t arrived yet, and I just kit out the kids for school and have NO MORE MONEY! Mum-in-Law is ill and left me no time to work on the outfits today.
Mars` doesn`t know it yet, but he`s going naked. confused
Venusxxx
But if it`s measured from the arsehole, that still doesn`t solve where exactly to hold the tape from. confused
Venusxxx
Warwick, I think everyone gets a little worried at times, especially if they are regular posters. I received a lovely compliment today (thankyou smile ), but up until that point, I was well aware of the threads I have started which haven`t taken off, and was very worried as a result. Was I posting boring and repetitive threads?! Probably not, we just care enough to worry.
Don`t get your coat pet, I`ve seen enough people interact with you to know how popular you really are smile
And if it was you....
Well you can`t get along with everyone!
Venusxxx
Beautiful day here too. I have to do the shopping run for my disabled (and very dfficult) mum-in-law. She`s poorly today, which means I won`t have to take her with me, which is easier.......
but may have to do some hands on care-work which is not so easy confused
But right now I catching up on the forum, which really helps to set up a good mood for the day! biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by MikeNorth
I just noticed a brilliantly witty post from two days ago (thanks, Venus)
Mike.

I did? :shock: :uhoh:
Gosh thanks! biggrin
Venusxxx
It really does depend on your reationship with her, and just how aware she is. Many people can slide down that slippery slope without realising themselves what is happening. Perhaps a `subtle` chat about a friend, with references to some of the symptoms may help to open her eyes? Even an online test `just for fun`.
Maybe just a quiet word that you are worried that her stress is making her ill.
But above all to whatever approach yo want to take, to let her know that depression can happen to anyone, and is just a valid as a broken leg. Remind her it takes strength to seek help. Depression is not a sign of weakness.
It`s that last fallacy which prevents so many people from seeking help.
I hope you can help, but remember, you can only do so much. At the end of the day, it is up to the person to finally seek the help they need.
But as Only said, as long as you are there.....
All the best,
Venusxxx
Quote by Mark
Until next month's navel gazing and introspection :cheers: (JOKE!!!)

I like my navel! You know it`s comments like that which make it very difficult for people like me to get intimate with thier navel............
This place is going to the dogs! evil
(joke!!!)
However, since my daugher just came downstairs and I`ve just seen what she looks like now she`s washed off her `new` eyebrows. I think I`ll take to my bed and turn the PC over to Mars........ :giveup:
Venusxxx
Quote by tallnhairy
I think you great too Venus, and Mars as well as no doubt he feeling left out but he well worth chasing down for a chat as well peeps. Wish I had been able to make munch and see you, maybe at Nottingham...

It was a post to reflect how great the site is, not me...........
I already know I am! :smug:
As for Mars, he is isn`t he? :inlove:
Venusxxx