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7 Aug 2004

Judy, I`m sorry, you slipped in above me, I came over all excitable and missed you! So she`s a Dotty P`s girl? I have a friend who is known as Jenny at the weekends, I`m pretty sure her clothes don`t come from Dotty P`s though whip

:shock:
I hate her, she has smoother legs than me *sulk*
Sarge, you are a positive CAD!
Venusxxx

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7 Aug 2004

Heres one that shouldn`t be said too quickly;
I told my daughter that I hated PDF files.
`So do I mum, they should have their nuts chopped off and be locked up for life!` blink

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7 Aug 2004

Ahhhh, it`s all become clear to me now!
I CAN have the magic internet because I am now............................

A GOD!!!!
Tremble before me mere mortals! :thrilled:
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7 Aug 2004

So, I`m sat here browsing on SH, when I lose my connection. Nothing unusual there, I just repeatedly tap the phone cradle until my modem kicks back in; except this time it was taking an unusually long time, so, I listen for a dial tone; there is none.
Now last week I had a reminder to pay part of my bill by the 3rd OR ELSE. I`m already on incoming only, so I made sure we paid up.
I rip the place apart looking for the damn receipt, find it, and tear down to the phone box. I explain the situation, tell her I`d paid, and she assures me that according to her computer my line hadn`t been cut off, but was still restricted as it has been for many months now. I tell her that it must be a fault then, for I had no dialling tone, and neither did I have the net.
I was told that in no way could I have a net connection if I was on incoming only. `It`s ok I tell her, I have broadband, I don`t need to dial out`
I was told in no uncertain terms that I have to have an outgoing line to run broadband.
I didn`t argue in case she found out! :shock: (we`ll ignore the fact I`d just told her I lost my net connection, she obviously had)
Anyway, she tested my line, and received a ringing tone, it worked, so confused I went back home, picked up my phone, no dial tone. blink

That was when I spotted the other phone my teen had plugged in to dial 1471. Our new phone won`t register the buttons for some reason, so if we need to phone 1471, or phone BT, we have to swap phones............... :doh:
So I`m back, and whilst I sit here on my imaginary internet, chatting to my imaginary friends, I`d like to remind you all that I didn`tactually join this site, I haven`tmet any of you as a result, and I certainly haven`tmade some fantastic friends or felt at all welcomed, because I was never here, right? :uhoh: .
Thankyou for listening.
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7 Aug 2004

How careless of me not to know the answer to that Must have been paying too much attention to his `exhaust` at the time.
(sorry, best I can come up with, was up all night)
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7 Aug 2004

I think I`ll just let mine go. If I lose much more weight, I`ll be able to perform `tit origami`! surprised

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7 Aug 2004

HAHAHAA, That`ll teach you Timmy! Jas confiscated your account! rotflmao

Busty, let us know how the making up goes will ya? passionkiss

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7 Aug 2004

Ok, a little slow this morning. Just caught the note at the bttom of your post!
*crawls back in hole
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7 Aug 2004

FOR GODS SAKE DON`T HAVE A WANK!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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7 Aug 2004

Quote by Reese
Definitely regular meets, here - not interested in one-offs. Vix & I are in it as much for the friendship as the sex, and need to be comfortable with someone before we'll take them to bed. I sometimes wonder if we're a bit different from the norm in that we're looking for the swinging equivalent of a "long-term relationship".
~Reese!

100% I dont even have to type anything Reese has said it all for me lol

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7 Aug 2004

That said, I should be hitting the sack now. I must need my head read staying up this late. I am sooooooooo going to regret it! sad

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7 Aug 2004

Good sex doesn`t work apparently. I know! Timmy must be getting too much!
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7 Aug 2004

Good God, Jaz`ll never forgive me.
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL! :shock:
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7 Aug 2004

I don`t care what this thread is about. Timmy posted! :bounce:
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7 Aug 2004

Are they SEX dominos?
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7 Aug 2004

Humph, I could think of a much better way for you to spend you 5 minutes............ :twisted:
Have another 5 :bounce:
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7 Aug 2004

Us! We are having a shag break. Is that ok with you?! :P
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7 Aug 2004

WHO let you out of your box?!!!
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7 Aug 2004

Well I might have to bow out gracefully now. Mars keeps getting his willy out and i`tD DisTractinME
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7 Aug 2004

That`s ok, I`d slot in there somewhere, I lost too much weight :shock:
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7 Aug 2004

Ok, sorry. I`ll do it by post.
Busty, do you fancy a shag? :twisted:
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7 Aug 2004

Quote by Vix
bounce bounce bounce lol

Enough of the self impersonation, hun!
I dunno, I find it kinda mesmerising.....................
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7 Aug 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
well how about a rubber one then? lol

That`d be my chequebook!
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7 Aug 2004

I`m not allowed to have a plastic friend. American Express won`t let me.
*sulk*
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7 Aug 2004

Quote by Vix
Now? :bounce:
Noone else is posting, do you think they are all watching?
Venusxxx

Who gives a fcuk?
How's your right hand? Mine's fine. Wanna do a mindmeld?
I was beginning to think we already had! lol

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7 Aug 2004

(((((((((huggles from me))))))))))))))
Men are pigs! :P
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7 Aug 2004

Now? :bounce:
Noone else is posting, do you think they are all watching?
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7 Aug 2004

You`ll laugh, but I was doing psychological research on fetishes. Whilst browsing I thought of seeing if we could get a swinging site, as we`d discussed it for years, but were browsing adverts in sex magazines which we found of-putting.
Bloody obvious we should have thought of it before now of course, but it wasn`t until the research I actually thought of it!
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7 Aug 2004

Slut.
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6 Aug 2004

Naaah, it`s sheep down our way!
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