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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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As long as people respect the lifestyle, I couldn`t give a flying f*ck whether they are a couple, single, female, male, or anything in between!
Venusxxx
But of course!
Anyway, if mental images are anything to go by, after Mal`s little diitty I am short and furry. Some kind of hobbit I think!
Venusxxx
Would I say no to you? I think not!
I could do without my 16 year old trying to discuss a book review of Hannibal with me right now though. Kinda dries things up!
Cant moan though, she babysat tonight.
Venusxxx
Only if you promise to love every inch of orange peel, and trace every stretchmark lovingly!
Venusxxx
Room for a little one?! :bounce:
With three of the best pairs of tits out of plus members, what a snuggle it would be.
We did really well girls biggrin
Venusxxx
To be honest I`m wondering if its worth us having an ad. We don`t get many replies, and the ones we do don`t post. I`m pretty sure if when we want to pull it would be through conversation on here and Munches.
Pity, I put so much effort into writing it up!
Venusxxx
NO YOU ARE NOT!!! If you are OLD, then I am, and I`m not having it I tell you!
Venusxxx
Stout. Mars has to drive a drunken friend home, so I have a little time in here.
Mars and I, however, are NOT pissed this weekend. We went to a friends house, had a perfectly RESPECTABLE night out, and still came home to drunken mayhem confused
Venusxxx
Oh, maybe its something to do with that then. Thanks. The phone does get hung up after a while, but opting out of direct marketing is going to be good regardless!
Of course, Mars doesn`t help, boys call the house and if they get him it`s `WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! NO MY DAUGHTER CAN`T COME TO THE PHONE! HOW OLD ARE YOU?! DON`T YOU THINK YOU ARE A BIT OLD TO BE CALLING MY DAUGHTER?! DON`T CALL HERE AGAIN!!!!
Sometimes they are too terrified to talk! lol
Venusxxx
Not to worry. I did go out and buy a caller ID phone, unpacked it and THEN saw the sticker telling me I had to enable it through my Telephone provider. The phone itself cost very little, and will come in hany when I do clear the debt. I`ll just try to hurry it up a little on the good weeks..........
Gotta stop going to so many Munches though! lol
Just two more events to go to, then I`ll be good.......honest!
Venusxxx
I don`t like answering machines because it denies me the excuse of avoiding people completely, nothing worse than `didn`t you get my message?!! However if the Caller identify box bypasses having to go through BT I`ll definately look into it.
Thankyou smile
Venusxxx
Oh well, since we are on a roll. If I click on my name, and try to surf to my personal site from my profile, I get booted from the site and have to log in all over again.
But I use AOHell, so no great surprises there..........
Venusxxx
Thanks Jag, it would, but BT won`t change my options until I`ve caught up with my bill arrears. I have a payment plan with them which won`t be cleared til October. I can`t get caller ID or a Withheld number ban. I vainly threatened to cut off my account with them entirely if I couldn`t stop pest calls (primarily from debt hasslers). It didn`t cut any ice!
I`m looking forward to the `withheld number ban`, most of our creditors ignored the request I sent them that they communicate by mail only, as constant debt calls were becoming distressing (besides which, Mars said `fuck` to one of them the other day, which is NOT going to help! :shock: ). Once I do get it, that`ll bugger em at thier offices :twisted:
Venusxxx
I`ve been busy, so quiet the past couple of days, but if I count, could you do me a favour and not invite my dear old mother to any reunion?! surprised
Venusxxx
Quote by mal609
Get a whistle, if they remain silent for more than 10 seconds, give a sharp blast down the phone - they'll soon speak then!! something along the lines of "Fucking Hell !!!!"
And if you talk to anyone later and they keep asking you to repeat things - you might hazard a guess as to who it was!
I said "And if you talk to anyone later and they keep asking you to repeat things - you might hazard a guess as to who it was!"
Mal
and Little Mal wink

*Giggle*
If I used the whistle, knowing my luck it would be my mother-in-law who, as she is disabled and sometimes has difficulty in handling the phone, also takes an age to start talking :shock:
That`s why I hang on for so long, she always gets there eventually (bless her)
Venusxxx
Ah well not to worry. I couldn`t pass up a day here without bitching about something or other could I?! biggrin
Thing is, BT won`t give me the option of blocking `withheld calls` until I pay my arrears confused
Venusxxx
People who phone, sit silently and then hang up. We are ex-directory, so no doubt it`s just friends of my kids, but I hate giving them the satisfaction of picking up the phone in the first place.....
Plus I get a little jumpy about that kind of thing redface
Venusxxx
It feels good doesn`t it? 100.
Before you know it there will be NO ESCAPE
*gibber*
Well done! lol
Venusxxx
Tis true, but I do draw a line at rolling over for a cuddle and sliding off the sweat........
Venusxxx
I totally undestand. You should have seen the crap I had to study to `be an artist`
Bollocks to taking that further. I`ll let the masses decide.
Venusxxx
She obviously doesn`t sleep like Bryson then. I do, small children are traumatised also when they see me sleeping, no chance of a cuddle!
You know you have really acheived a good sleep when you wake up in a pool of your own saliva! :smug:
Venusxxx
You did the right thing smile
I refused to give out my number to a guy on the net, it wasn`t for meeting up or anything, it was back in the days I played online. He wanted phonesex. I refused, and spent the next few minutes being flayed for `pretending to be a woman` surprised
Venusxx