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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Quote by Alexandra
I have also met some wonderful human beings who have difficulty with things like reading and writing.
Hugs, Alex x

I married one of them :love: although reading is ok.
Venusxxx
Quote by Lovecommando
Yep and I've never been in the SAS!
LC wink

surprised :cry:
Well I`d like to say that I`m not a celestial body which revolves around a large central object............
But I`d be lying lol
Venusxxx
Quote by clarensteve
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
wink

I am going to be so gutted if I turn up at the NW Munch only to find out that he doesn`t actually look like Phil Silvers surprised
Venusxxx
I`ll tell you something else too.
Swinging Heaven is not a group for Religious Dancing Jazz players sad
Venusxxx
Actually, it works the other way around in my house. Mars is a bitch when it comes to the silent treatment!
Venusxxx
I voted what my online results average at, and no, I don`t think it reveals a great deal about my character. I`ve met nice people with low IQs, and complete arseholes with high, EQ is more telling, or perhaps just being a nice person, what`s in a label?
That said, I`m arrogant enough to take a smug pleasure in what I do score, which probably means that I`m not very bright at all really! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Not sure about the etiquette of hi-jacking yet but if you enjoy the brilliant Bill Bryson, can I make the recommendation of Garrison Keillor, particularly Leaving Home and The Book of Guys.
I'm not his agent, just a fan.
Sorry, please continue, I'll go back to the corner now

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!!
Keillor is boring. He has no idea about taking a breath. I think you'll find you are mentally ill. Please let me know, as so am I and I can possibly help you.
Oh my god, I think I just pissed myself!!! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
And he, mine.
It's a mutual intellectual appreciation.

That`a always the best kind smile
Venusxxx
Thankyou, you are all so kind :love:
I need luck today. I`m off to the doctors tonight to get a clearer picture of what my bloodtest results mean, and to investigate the fatigue.
No doubt I`ll be told to stop doing so much, but won`t be given a replacement! lol
Venusxxx
Aww Helen :cry: :love:
*stomps foot, goes off in sulk to dark corner where she finds Easy...........
Venusxxx
Jesus wept Reese! When you buy shoes, do you buy them in trios as opposed to pairs like everybody else?! :shock:
Venusxxx
I bought it! Notes from a Big Country. I found a hardback double edition for 4 qud! biggrin
and promptly left it at my Mother-in-law`s mad
Venusxxx
Sorry, I didn`t understand the question.................... :P
Well, I didn`t get the opportunity to do my exams at school, I was too busy getting pregnant redface . I did go back and do my English GSCE, ditched GCSE Maths due to travel issues and because I decided to try higher, not intermediate which is what I was doing. Took an Access Course in Humanities which I bombed (stupidy ignored the fact I needed to do at least 16 hours of this course at home, (I had an 18 month old at home still, as well as two at school rolleyes ) and later took and passed Access in Art and Design :bounce: .
I`m not sure which catagory Access courses fall in, but they are designed for Adults who missed out on the `normal` route to University. It`s a tough course, you have to proove yourself in a year. Needless to say I`m chuffed :smug:
I was going to do my maths and sociology GSCEs alongside a three year pyschotherapy course come September, but have knocked it on the head pending on health and money issues. I would like to try to go all the way to PHd, regardless of career, just because I don`t see why I should stop learning!
I`m horribly ignorant about some thngs though, but although I don`t have alot, the spirit is willing! biggrin
edit: Duh, Access = highers. More coffee methinks!
Venusxxx
((((((((DreamerHelen))))))))))
Good thread, guess who`s going to bed right now, I`m exhausted! Popping back to the doc tomorrow to hopefully rule out Post Viral Fatigue. Just wanted to let you know I empathise, and that this thread is handy for me also. smile
(yeah Iknow, it`s all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! silly)
Seriously though hun, don`t burn yourself out :therethere:
Venusxxx
Quote by ShirleyDoes
How you manage TWO households is beyond me!!

I don`t! That was the issue! MIL is comfortable though, and is putting on weight which I`m really chuffed about, she needed to biggrin
Venusxxx
Due to recent hassles (Mars being ill etc) we have missed alot of wages. As a result we fell behind on our rent (again), and received a notice to be taken back to court for eviction.
I just got off the phone to my rent advisor and not only is he giving us another chance, but is cutting our agreement down from 20 quid extra a week to 5! :bounce:
I do need to pay current rent, plus save up a months worth to pay by direct debit for the next three weeks, which will be a little tough, but I`m nothing if not good with Tesco`s value! biggrin
The direct debit will be a godsend, as I am trying to run two households at the moment, ours and my disabled mother-in-laws, which also has a great deal to do with why I am slipping. All I need to do is `forget` that family credit is going into our account.
And no, I am not discreet about our debts. Don`t see why I should be. Mars works 40 hours a week, and works hard. I work hard too, just unpaid! We have nothing to be ashamed of.
Venusxxx
Cheers Reese! I`l do that. I was hoping to do a slideshow of all the months, but fear the file would be too big for an AV. What do you think? I`d like to tidy up a couple ot the months first though, as I had to rush to get them in before and didn`t get the chance.
Last night one of the programmes I downloaded, inorder to give it a go, kicked off a screen saver which interfered with the wakeup alarm, and started a barrage of error noises at god knows what time of night. I ended up with the blue screen of death.
I was NOT happy! mad
Venusxxx
Dammit! I wanted to say goodnight on a pong, it`s more of a goodnight thing I feel........
PING!
Goodnight!
Venusxxx
*giggle*
Remember the woman on horseback, who he smiled at? She gave him a `beneath me` look, so he shot her?!
In his head people, in his head! rolleyes
Venusxxx