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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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We always want to know more, via conversation. Try posting this in the cafe, you`ll get a much better response smile
Venusxxx
Loads of stress, fail miserably and take up smoking again after two years of being smoke free, oh, and get really ill!
I lost three stone between Dec and May! lol
Sorry, not the best advice! Apart from the usual (healthy nibbles, plenty of water etc) I found that not thinking about a diet was a huge help, worrying about food just made me hungry, so keep busy.
Venusxxx
Quote by roger743
Hi bi guy :welcome:
Okay, why is "bi" pronounce "b-eye" but "gi" is pronounced "gee" and "buy" is pronounced "b-oy-ee"? Shouldn't it be "bi gi" or "buy guy"? :silly:
Ignore me, I'm just sweating.

Now Roger, don`t frighten him! smackbottom
Check out the `Let`s meet up` section hun, the stickies. Don`t panic if your phone number is requested when asking for an invite, just make sure it`s the organiser who is requesting, and if you are worried, you can always get one of the mods here to verify them as safe smile
Venusxxx
Awww shucks redface
Always eat your fried tomatoes, and for godsakes, don`t suggest it`s a bloodclot! :shock:
Todays thought from Tits of the year!
Venusxxx
Most of us get to know each other first socially at Munches and other social events smile
Welcome!
Venusxxx
I worry about that man...........
Everyone knows that yellow marigolds are the way to go in 2004!
Venusxxx
He is cute isn`t he?
We had the pleasure of socialising with him at the Mini Munch biggrin
I want to do something similar now, but have no idea how! sad
Venusxxx
That`s not swearing............
CUNT!
THAT`S swearing! :twisted:
Have a hug from another who had a bad day ((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))
Venusxxx
Okaaaaaaaaay then.........
I`ve just served a salad for my boy. Made a face out of chicken, ham, cucumber, cheese, lettuce, and crisps. I put a little ketchup in the lettuce in order to encourage him to eat it.
`MUM! Why did you only put ketchup on the lettuce?!
He should be coughing up blood!` :shock:
and.............
`Why did you make a face?! I`m not a kid, I`m a majesty!`
Guess that`s put me in my place then surprised
Venusxxx
Probably his first, The lost Continent. That was the first one I read. I lent it to a friend who also said he became bored with it, too much driving, he said.
I still love the bit where he used to end up sat in Motel lobbies next to people who had bits of thier face missing, who would, in all probabilty try to talk to him, where he`d discover they also had part of thier tongue missing too :shock: .
Venusxxx
*whimper*
I just saw Jag`s special meal :shock:
That`s just bad and wrong I tells ya!
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

No, and neither do you, so pack it in!
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Am in bed now. Should anyone wanna join me.
Cripes... OI! YOU! YES YOU LADDIE!

You! Yes you! Stand still Laddie.........
"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"
:P
Venusxxx
GerCouple, I wouldn`t wish my paperwork on ANYONE!
Vix, thankyou, I now have it on good authority that I can have ANOTHER nap! biggrin
Cuddle n shag is definately in order too!
Venusxxx
Quote by redstilletto
when everything gets bad
go to bed
and sleep or just have a relax and forget about everything
getting stressed out will make you ill
and theres always tommorow
coffee

I went to sleep. `There`s always tomorrow` is what I told myself yesterday! confused
Venusxxx
We don`t need to move in. You guys just exist on an identical plane of existance!
I`ll swallow the lil red pill shall I?
Venusxxx
Thanks. Well I`ve done two pressing forms, one for the Inland Rev, and one for the MIL.
It doesn`t help that we now have to use a certain colour pen, cross the boxes (god only knows what kind of doom will befall us if we DARE to tick), and make sure the letters remain completely inside the boxes AT ALL TIMES! :shock:

JA MEIN FURHUR!!!!

It`s ok for them, I`m assuming that this is an indication that machines are doing much of thier work.
I AM NOT A BLOODY MACHINE! mad
Venusxxx
and I`m STILL trying to sort out my mother-in-laws benifits!
All I want to do is sleep, my house is a shithole, I`ve run out of washing powder and washing up liquid, run out of clean towels, the boy keeps asking me to watch him on the PS2, I need to get income details out, but havent a clue where the wage slips are...........
and all I want to do is sleep!
I slept yesterday! I`m supposed to feel awake today as a result! mad
Popping in here for breaks is NOT getting things done.
I really don`t want to walk to the shop.
Urgle. :cry:
Venusxxx
You are a true Bryson Fan! Another who lends out his books cos people MUST read them!
Ok, now I`m trying to type in my marigolds, so you are all going to have to live without me whilst I wash up!
Venusxxx
Pretty good, snowed under with kids and hormones, the usual!
I saw you, you were out! Posting somewhere else which can only mean.....
The bloody Mods didn`t lock you in!
I dunno, you just can`t get the service these days rolleyes
Vensuxxx
Gizzsum dosh then! lol
Most of my books are bought from charity shops or book fairs, people can`t be giving up the European book confused
Venusxxx
We won`t bother bringing our books and videos down when we move in then! rotflmao
Venusxxx
The Wicker Man, and that was in Scotland.
In Somerset they don`t bother with the wicker............ surprised
Venusxxx
Actually, Belguim sounds good about now!
I remember when I stopped off at Iceland on my way to the States, I couldn`t see one tree when we flew over.
Then I found out why.
They built their airport with them all! surprised
Venusxxx
Quote by Reese
So you guys read the same books too?

Indeedy.
Quote by VenusnMars
When do we move in?!

The sooner the better, as Vix & I need to settle the ongoing debate over whether or not we can comfortably fit 4 in our bed. ;)
~Reese! surprised
Maybe we could all slot together somehow..................... lol
Travels in Europe I`m ashamed to admit is one of his books I haven`t read, and it`s been around for ages! redface
Venusxxx
Thanks!
So you guys read the same books too? When do we move in?!
I`ll pack my bags lol
Venusxxx