Wish I hadn`t, took me ages to get the spray off the wall
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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Yes, and I should have done! 
I`ve been terrible, and lent most of my books out, I miss them.......
BUT PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS STUFF!
Go now! Take my car
There`s a very good dictionary he wrote, dealing with the differences between words like `accept` and `except`, and so forth. It`s the most fun you`ll have being educated, but I forget it`s name.
Anyone?
Venusxxx
I`ve been terrible, and lent most of my books out, I miss them.......
BUT PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS STUFF!
Go now! Take my car
There`s a very good dictionary he wrote, dealing with the differences between words like `accept` and `except`, and so forth. It`s the most fun you`ll have being educated, but I forget it`s name.
Anyone?
Venusxxx
*Hijack alert*
I remember when I came home after I had the eldest. I had my figure back, but the milk had just come in. Mars took one look at my slim body, with the biggest boobs I`d ever had and.............
GAVE ME A BEAR HUG! :censored:
I punched him. (on the arm)
Later that night we got `busy`...............I squirted :shock:
Nobody warned me aboutthat!!
Of course a couple of kids later I took it all in my stride, but at the time I remember being completely mortified!
Venusxxx
I remember when I came home after I had the eldest. I had my figure back, but the milk had just come in. Mars took one look at my slim body, with the biggest boobs I`d ever had and.............
GAVE ME A BEAR HUG! :censored:
I punched him. (on the arm)
Later that night we got `busy`...............I squirted :shock:
Nobody warned me aboutthat!!
Of course a couple of kids later I took it all in my stride, but at the time I remember being completely mortified!
Venusxxx
Oh! I thought it was something to do with windows! Thanks 
I watched some of his series on Sky. He speaks completely differently to how I read him, with a s-l-o-w mid American accent, couldn`t get on with it! No disrespect to the man, it`s just a regional accent after all, just one I find maddening (except for when John Malcovich does it). I MADE Mars sit through the programme in order to persuade him to read the books (I`ve been at him for ages!). He pulled a face listening to the drawl, and still hasn`t read anything by him *pout*
Venusxxx
I watched some of his series on Sky. He speaks completely differently to how I read him, with a s-l-o-w mid American accent, couldn`t get on with it! No disrespect to the man, it`s just a regional accent after all, just one I find maddening (except for when John Malcovich does it). I MADE Mars sit through the programme in order to persuade him to read the books (I`ve been at him for ages!). He pulled a face listening to the drawl, and still hasn`t read anything by him *pout*
Venusxxx
Quote by Reese
Marya: Indeed, Bryson was the one who wrote Notes from a Small Island, which was "required reading" for me (per Vix) before I moved to the UK. The best thing about the American printing of that was the inclusion of a glossary - quite useful for those who don't have the faintest idea what a "counterpane" is! When browsing through Vix copy of the book after I'd moved here, I found the glossary conspicuously missing - which was too bad, coz it was as entertaining as the rest of the text!
Celticq: Vix & I are reading Eats, Shoots & Leaves at the moment - utterly brilliant, that, and should appeal to quite a few of the fellow pedants I've encountered here on SH!
~Reese!
My copy doesn`t have the notes either...........
Whatis a counterpane?!
Venusxxx
Quote by onlyme1981
Thank you for the remedy Angel.... Think I might give that a go after I've visited the doc's.
Thank you Venus for the link - I never realised that it could get that bad without treatment! I do have some of the symptoms the list suggests so a visit to the doc's will be booked for tomorrow (hopefully...normally takes 6 weeks to get an appointment!)
Thank you redstilletto for your suggestion too.
Another thing..... when I called work this morning they didn't sound too convinced. I was off work last week on hols and it may look like I'm taking a sickie....I do have a bad history of sick days (all genuine though....and not hypochondria!) so I'm not sure what to say to them..... I'm not going to go in tomorrow as I need to see the doc and like I said earlier...I can't even wear "proper" clothing..... any (more) suggestions?
Thank you for the hugs too!
You`d probably need to pick up a sick pay form at some point anyway if you are going to be off for a while. How about you pop in enroute to the Docs,then they will be able to see, how bad it is for themselves.
Venusxxx
Here you go hun
That gives alot of info and advice on more serious cases, but there is some good advice and it does mention that it is rarely serious unless ignored, so it`d be a good idea to follow the advice. Mainly cooling the body down and frequent sips of water, salty to replace minerals, and sweet to replace energy.
You take care of yourself pet (((((hugs)))))
Venusxxx
That gives alot of info and advice on more serious cases, but there is some good advice and it does mention that it is rarely serious unless ignored, so it`d be a good idea to follow the advice. Mainly cooling the body down and frequent sips of water, salty to replace minerals, and sweet to replace energy.
You take care of yourself pet (((((hugs)))))
Venusxxx
I`ll be your cyber sis WBB 
Oh my god, I think I just found my dad! :shock:
Venusxxx
Oh my god, I think I just found my dad! :shock:
Troglodyte is an aggressive Philistine who categorically disdains all new-age enthusiasms and politics, and has a particular animus against "homos", "tree huggers", " hairy-leg lesbo feminists" and artsy types. His loud brandishings of "common sense" and "reason" are nothing more than conceits to justify his close mindedness. Troglodyte's fierce, but predictable attacks are easily parried by more nimble Warriors. Sometimes, just for fun, Weenie or Issues will taunt him into a towering rage.
Venusxxx
:cry: Too obvious, even if you are green now!
But how many does this sum up?!
Awww (((((((((((Jags))))))))))) we know we love you (besides, I like the outfit!)
Venusxxx
But how many does this sum up?!
Rebel Without a Clue's deep seated and infantile hostility to authority motivates his random and seemingly gratuitous attacks on list owners, SysOps and anyone else who attempts to maintain a modicum of order and civility in discussion forums. Differing markedly from Rebel Leader, he is unattached to any cause other than petulance for its own sake, and will therefore seldom inspire general insurrection. In his frequent and ineffectual attacks on the established order he will often cite the Bible, or the US Constitution to support incoherent arguments. Rebel Without a Clue NEVER reads forum FAQs, and loudly decries as fascism any enforcement whatsoever of forum rules.
Awww (((((((((((Jags))))))))))) we know we love you (besides, I like the outfit!)
Venusxxx
Quote by Mark
Randomiser is good!
No, the Randomizer is very naughty, and needs their bottom spanked and their titles editing wherever they are seen practising their annoying art! :P
Is that one above meant to be me?
Is it meant to be Jags?! :shock:
Oh, with a punishment like that consider me well and truely discouraged! :bounce:
It was Jags (you cowardly lot)
I`m sure I can find one for you Mark! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
CAN WE ALSO HAVE THE CONSTANT CAP INDIVIDUAL????
Already done
There are characters similar to TXTSPK who can be found here> and here>
Randomiser is good!
Now I shall put my head on the block......no I wont, I shall see who else is brave enough to identify who this is!
Netiquette Nazi is in control and she does not tolerate backtalk. The guidelines for every discussion forum are clearly posted and she demands obedience. If any of you sniveling dogs break the rules or deviate from strict observance of netiquette you WILL be punished.
I think `Nazi` is a little harsh though!
Venusxxx
Seeing as this site inspired me. I sent a few suggestions to `Flame warriors` (link in siggy)
I suggested the Assassin, the guy who always kills threads, or starts threads which get ignored.
I suggested the Hijacker, which speaks for itself, and I suggested TXTSPK, who, is a character the owner is already taking on board, and told he told me he may get back in touch so he can ask me questions about this character.
It`s the last one I need help to flesh out, incase he does get back to me. Someone who types in TXT all the time.
What kind of person are they, and how do they handle themselves/come across in debate?
Should give you all something to chew over!
I`ll be quieter this week, I have a young houseguest for the week, putting my total of kids to endure up to 4!
I hope they sleep tonight, cos they bloody didn`t last night!
Venusxxx
I suggested the Assassin, the guy who always kills threads, or starts threads which get ignored.
I suggested the Hijacker, which speaks for itself, and I suggested TXTSPK, who, is a character the owner is already taking on board, and told he told me he may get back in touch so he can ask me questions about this character.
It`s the last one I need help to flesh out, incase he does get back to me. Someone who types in TXT all the time.
What kind of person are they, and how do they handle themselves/come across in debate?
Should give you all something to chew over!
I`ll be quieter this week, I have a young houseguest for the week, putting my total of kids to endure up to 4!
I hope they sleep tonight, cos they bloody didn`t last night!
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Cows!
Venusxxx
It's the eyes isn't it? Cold - unblinking - demonic.
That and the fact one tried to kill me when I was three! :shock:
I lived in a tyde cottage next to a dairy my dad worked at. Every day when he came home from work, I`d shoot out of the front gate, and he`d sweep me up in his arms and spin me around (everyone say ahhhhhhhhhhhh)
One day I was playing in the garden and I saw my dad, carrying a calf, with the mother walking alongside. So, I shoot out the front gate screaming `daddy`, and the cow took one look at me and charged.
I remember every millisecond of the ensuing pursuit, including falling over, the cow towering over me, and my mum screaming, couldn`t hear mum screaming, due to the blood pounding in my ears, but I saw her. The cow had clambered into a raised garden to get me, I remember the farm workers trying to get her back out.
Needless to say I am scarred. Not good when I grew up in a farming household!
I can touch them, but I won`t walk through a field with them in............
Unless I have a big strong man to protect me! Several preferably! :twisted:
Oh, and horses always try to eat me
Venusxxx
Quote by Susan-K
Breifly, we were driving back from blackpool, and were going to pull into a layby for am pee, but some clever "joker" said "Don't stop here, because it's used for dogging...." To which we ask "Whats that..." So to cut a long story short i though he was having a joke, but I check here and find he is telling the truth! Crazy.
That has to be the NO.1 class way to unearth an interest in dogging and this site......
Going for a pee!
Welcome!
Venusxxx
