It hit me at about 2am this morning.................
TnH, we are so, so sorry!
We`ll get the dosh to you ASAP!
Venusxxx
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Oh, this morning I tried to repair my daughter`s shattered perception of her parents, asking her if she `appreciated the HUGE sacrifice we had both made in an attempt to display the evils of alcohol overconsumption`
Her reply?
`Sacrifice my arse!`
`But what did you learn from last night?` I ask her.
`That next time you two want me to babysit so you can pop down the local, you can bugger off`.
She`s 13
Venusxxx
Her reply?
`Sacrifice my arse!`
`But what did you learn from last night?` I ask her.
`That next time you two want me to babysit so you can pop down the local, you can bugger off`.
She`s 13
Venusxxx
Quote by TheFacilitator
Apparently my other passion is drinking..........
I`m sooooooo gonna regret this in the morning!
Venusxxx
Venus may I draw your attention to a previous thread.
I think.... many a true word............................
Rich XX
I didn`t regret that one!
Easy, I hate you.
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
Youre quite right of course . Did anyone there manage to get a photograph of the barman forcing your arm behind your back and making you drink like that ??
Unfortunately no, neither was the madman who lined up the Murphy`s, Navy rum, Double Vodka and tonic, and the vodka and coke in front of me caught on film either
Venusxxx
I`ve heard it`s a very slanted doco, but I suppose it should be in order to balance out everything else thats slanted! I also heard that it`s probably not a good idea to watch it if you are easily effected by disturbing images/reports.I was a mess when I saw the clean up footage of the attack on the Kurds. I won`t be watching it, I can`t even watch `Escape from Sobibor`, but it does come highly recommended.
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
I remember a conversation about not puking, and how I hadn`t drunk to that extreme for over two years, that I am FAR too sensible..........
I wake up this morning to a bath full of puke (I really wish I hadn`t eaten those mushrooms), and I`m so dehydrated I`m practically a mummy.
To all those going to the Pompey munch, we`ll be the green couple in the corner (I wasn`t the only one who hurled)
I shall crawl back into my hole now................
Venusxxx
I wake up this morning to a bath full of puke (I really wish I hadn`t eaten those mushrooms), and I`m so dehydrated I`m practically a mummy.
To all those going to the Pompey munch, we`ll be the green couple in the corner (I wasn`t the only one who hurled)
I shall crawl back into my hole now................
Venusxxx
Ah, here it is
Yes!
Not so funny now, I lost the moment!
*goes off to sulk..........
Venusxxx
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Gack! Will this thread haunt me forever?!
Yes!
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Not so funny now, I lost the moment!
*goes off to sulk..........
Venusxxx
