Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

Forum

I think it`s works out fine in most cases, like already mentioned, a natural progression of conversation. I think if it`s a support or problem thread of some kind people should be more careful to stick to the topic, but from what I`ve seen, most everyone here already recognises that.
Venusxxx
Quote by onlyme1981
Changing the topic slightly - someone (male) once said to me that the only reason men go for "fat birds" is because they are more grateful for a piece of action! Oh my god.... I swear I could have killed him there and then. The worrying thing is that ALL of his mates agreed with him.

Well there is one good thing. No matter what size you are, no matter how you feel about your weight, most women (and men) everywhere, always have the comfort of knowing that they are not cursed with the dicksplash brains these guys were carrying around with them!
Venusxxx
Cos I can`t go back and edit my spelling mistakes! redface lol
Also, I love browsing through old funny and informative threads.
But I love the analogy between `making love` and `fucking`, that summed it up perfectly for me!
Venusxxx
Ah, but when I do kids parties I am terrible! There`s always the cut up oranges......
Then the obscene amount of food colouring in everything else! :twisted: Kids bouncing off the walls by the time I`ve finished with them! rotflmao
It`s entertaining :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by rocky horror
Have you tried making your own crisps? they often are better because not laced with salt and god knows what in colours and flavours. Oh by the way I am NOT heavily into the health issue regarding food, but totally agree to help kids to keep off the crap!

I have in the past just to give it a go, but with so many of us I`d never keep up with the demand (although I rarely let them have more than one pack a day it`s still a lot of crisps) I just try to keep a healthy balance between junk food and healthy food. We are not a junk free zone, but neither are my kids unhealthy. I do get that you are not pushing a junk free opinion smile , just a little good sense!
Venusxxx
Oooooooooooh, I like Mar`s bar biggrin :bounce:
Tis true about the kids, but to be honest I find it so much easier to keep chopped fruit and salads (pasta, rice, and potato salads) in the fridge, especially over the holidays. Saves me cooking, I take handfuls of stuff from each tupperware pot, put some crisps on the side, and bingo, fed! biggrin
Biscuits etc don`t last 5 minutes, tooooooooo expensive!
Venusxxx
Which one is the `hash`? This / or this #
If it`s the latter, you`ll find it where the Pound sign is. I have the same trouble! Now if anyone can tell me where to find the pound sign...................... lol
Venusxxx
Quote by rocky horror
I think coffee is full of caffiene and makes you thirsty... maybe I am wrong here. decafe' may be ok, but I think the idea is that the water also purifies the system and escapes as urine and cleans the organs inside. I struggle with that much, and seldom have it that much but I do try. I find filtered water from the tap using a brita filter makes excellent tasting water and it seems nicer.

I knew that really wink . I do encourage the kids to develop the good habits I ddn`t. I tell them if they use water to wash the outside of their bodies, it makes sense to do the same for the inside.
Venusxxx
My mum made me play with my cousins when they had chicken Pox, both strains of Measles and Mumps, couldn`t seem to catch any of them. She herself was the same, couldn`t catch it off of her sisters.
DIDNT STOP ME GETTING BLOODY GLANDULAR FEVER RECENTLY THOUGH DID IT?! mad
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I`m an only child, my kids are too young, so that just leaves my parents.........
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :shock: :shock: surprised
Venusxxx

there's an image only good, hard drugs can get rid of.
Your right there lots and lots of them you have not seen her perents !!!!!!!!!! :scared:
OMG! Two posts! :shock:
Venusxxx
Worth mentioning. I NEVER drink enough. I know I should, but I`ve never managed to get my head around THAT much water.
Does coffee count?! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by JudyTV
I bet a psychotherapist would have a field day with this post and would be able to tell the world why I am what I am huh.
Im about to set off to a Tranny convention in Harrogate until Sunday so I am in a fantastic mood.
Byeeeeeeee wave
Judy TV

Judy, did youhave an elderly aunt............... wink lol
Venusxxx
Christ almighty! It IS a good AV. I just noticed Mars posted and I didn`t make him :shock:
Well done that girl!!! worship
Venusxxx
Quote by onlyme1981

Anyway he's now moved far away from me and we still chatted on the phone every few weeks or so. I had gotten over him mostly - I mean I don't think we ever truly get over someone for a long time but I was starting to enjoy myself again and see other people (one of the reasons I'm on here).

On another more postive note, read what you wrote there. A little bit more of that, and you`ll be home free. You`ve already seen an inkling that it can be done. Stop phoning him and the process will be quicker. So you took a couple of steps backwards, happens to everyone, but I guarantee you this; You are in the best place to make great new friends and build a social life.....I know biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by easy
I`m an only child, my kids are too young, so that just leaves my parents.........
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :shock: :shock: surprised
Venusxxx

there's an image only good, hard drugs can get rid of.
Your right there lots and lots of them you have not seen her perents !!!!!!!!!! :scared:
Quote by onlyme1981
Hehehe....I aim to please!

With that avatar you would please anyone!! lol
Very nice :twisted:
Mars
Unfortunately the only constructive advice I could give is the one bit of advice you don`t want to hear (but you already knew that). Life is shitty like that. Have a hug instead :therethere:
Venusxxx
Where`s the bums?! Don`t tell me he fell down at the first hurdle?!
SURELY HE DIDN`T CHOOSE REAL LIFE OVER US?!!
SAY IT ISN`T SO!! surprised
Venusxxx
I`m an only child, my kids are too young, so that just leaves my parents.........
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :shock: :shock: surprised
Venusxxx
Do what Mars does. He told his mum not to `Start getting lippy` yesterday, she was being really difficult.
And she shut up! surprised
I love that man! :love:
Venusxxx
Possibly not. It`s a depressive drug, (like alcohol) and *could make things worse mentally, although it might help with pain relief. I spose it would vary from person to person. Probably have to watch where this conversation goes though (AUP?)
Venusxxx
Well at least she`s asleep :love: If she doesn`t scratch too much, the really itchy period should wear off in about three days.
Venusxxx
Hve him post on another message board, arguing a really prejudiced point of view, eg, `why homosexuality is the spawn of Satan`, and make him try to support that view! lol
Oh oh oh! Have him make another account, he could do something similar here!
Make him behave like those he moderates, just so we can pick on him! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Yes, it is possible to get it twice, especially if the first time was a mild dose. As for the itching, try baking powder in the bathwater, and cold wet teabags on the skin smile
Give the little one a hug from me, poor lil bugger
Venusxxx