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29 Jul 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
But you really don't know that your born,you have to shave if you don't want a beard and thats about it for you guys,your soooo lucky.

There speaks someone who has never had a testicle crushed, or been too careless with a zipper!
Seriously though, hope you're back up to form soon.
Perhaps, but have you ever had really sensitive bits work through the larger lace holes in your sexy undies, and you haven`t noticed, so you pull them off quickly anyway............... surprised

surprised

uch:
Yes, it CAN happen.............a er, friend of mine told me!
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Venus you deserve that crown hun,wear it with pride
Clare and Steve,xxx

Thanks, I needed a hat of some kind for August! lol

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Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Depends on your perception of `faithful`, I am faithful heart, body and soul.
I`m faithfully doing exactly what our marraige wants me to do with my body. Mars too. Can`t get more faithful than that! biggrin

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Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Uh uh, tried that, it got everywhere, it was outta control :shock:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Thankyou

smile

November`s was the hardest. Ever tried tying yourself up with insultation tape and then getting into postition for a picture?! Then of course it had to come back off.................. surprised

surprised

uch:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Mark added the entry into our Webpage biggrin

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Thanks!
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

I feel better for knowing that I will NOT be attacked by rabid goats, and Mars will sleep with me again etc, etc, on account that I didn`t do it :smug:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Yes, and everyone kows that men are in no way shape of form inferior because they can`t give birth etc.
They just are! :twisted:
Venusxxx

Well I must admit you got us beat there!
Just think what a privilage it is though! Giving birth! Us men have to do other stuff to prove our creative worth like, paint, write, invent, be in rock bands, play football, compose music, climb mountains, go into outer space just because we can't do what you do. We have to compensate you see...were driven to do STUFF!
Regards LC xxxxxxxxx
Just as long as you are all aware of the lengths you all have to go to to get anywhere near! :smug:
Actually, Mars would tell you that being there whilst a woman is giving bith is also a great privilage, free access to the gas and air!
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
Its easy....... Cream doughnut

Oh, even better then.................. biggrin

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Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Easy, they are Ring Donuts for him to wank off with.
Hope that are icing sugar, and not caster sugar coated :shock:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Oh THANKYOU very much!
Humph! evil

evil

:kissmyarse:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Take some WD40!
Well done, here`s to many more!
:cheers:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Yes, and everyone kows that men are in no way shape of form inferior because they can`t give birth etc.
They just are! :twisted: biggrin

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Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Well, if its any consolation, I was holding the cat when the oven door fell off. Guess where the claws went? :cry:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

I have to suffer with them AND get bombarded when my teenaged girls come on...........
BEAT THAT! :P
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

As always, I can`t look at persnal pages until the kids are in bed.
Looking forward to this one! biggrin

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Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

I should think so too. rolleyes

rolleyes

KNOW YOUR PLACE!
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

Ooooo, a multiple ad thread!
Wanted:
A Mrs Doubtfire, to organise household and kids. Must have references, and be prepared to work around the woman stuck to PC keyboard.
Thankyou,
Venusxxx :evil2:

29 Jul 2004

And it bit the dust!
You and Mars are hopeless Timmy! Best you leave the postings to us girls! rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

The cat NEVER gets my tongue...........
I can think of a few people that could though. :twisted:
I`m all excitable now. Our first thread named in our honour! :thrilled:
Venusxxx

29 Jul 2004

(((((Vix)))))) I hope the health problems get ironed out soon. :rose:
Unfortunately I won`t be able to offer anymore help than previously offered, but I`m happy to help in that capacity with anyone else who steps forward, or when your health issues are settled. smile

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Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

I enjoyed Judo, bet I`d remember sod all now though!
Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

Scratch n sniff............. biggrin

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Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

Yup, and proud of it! biggrin

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Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

Good! Keep up the good work! biggrin

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Blah, I gotta disappear for the next hour, bloody teen needs to chat to some snot nosed mate confused

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Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

I love you :love: lol

lol

Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Vix
Apologies for the bizarre hijack

As it's you, I'll bring you off. ;-)
Now now Vix, is thatreallythe decorum we can expect from you?!
Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

rotflmao

Yep, people won`t know what hit them at the NW Munch! lol

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Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

Two bedrooms, two teen girls, and an iirritating boy! The hormones are nothing if not rife at ours!
One of the girls is moving to the shed this year!
Venusxxx

28 Jul 2004

I just came for the spanking................. biggrin

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Venusxxx