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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Thats the tape I had, with both Wilson and this guy.........couldn`t tell you who the Impersonater was though, sorry! I`ll ask Mars, see if he has any idea.
Venusxxx
Our problem is that we don`t have our own room. The house is too small, so we sleep in the dining area of the living room. We do show each other alot of affection however, so we are never lacking in shows of appreciation, and that at the end of the day is so much more important to us. I don`t doubt we`d be at it like rabbits if the situation was different :twisted:
Venusxxx
I only wear underwear for sex, never stays on long though! Oh, I do wear a bra though.
Venusxxx
I tried masturbating in the office when everyone was on lunch. The idea was to be able to tell Mars what I`d done, and that I was thinking of him..........
I nearly got busted for it too redface
Never again! :shock:
Venusxxx
It does get easier, I felt a little lost when I came back after an illness. Didn`t have a bloody clue what was going on, so I spammed The Cafe with my own crap!
Still do! lol
Welcome to the site smile
Venusxxx
Naah, I reckon there are plenty who have to deal with real life too much!
Sometimes all I want to do is unwind in the bath with a good book. It`s the only room in the house where I can be alone!
Venusxxx
If I had to be honest, I`d say ours was pretty low, we are just too busy at night, and Mars works hard. If it wasn`t for that I suspect it`d be higher. That does not reflect our interest in how we approach our sex life however :twisted:
Quality, not quantity! biggrin
Both would be nice!
Venusxxx
Poor bugger, I made sure he spent time on here last night, but he couldn`t concentrate on posting whilst the kids were up. One of whom stays up almost as late as he, so by the time she disappeared he was really tired.
After a couple of hours I asked him if he`d posted.
No
Go on post, you`ll get a good response.
But I can`t jump in on the threads (it can be tough when you have to try to get a foot in on already established threads)
Start one then, you`ll get a good response
But I don`t know what to say
Say anything, be yourself, you don`t have a problem talking, just talk
.......
Look, if you don`t post NOONE will lilke you,we`ll NEVER FIT IN, and I`ll divorce you :twisted: *snigger*
........
........
So I waited until he went to make a coffee and started one for him!
Now you HAVE to post, or it`ll be RUDE!
Then we discover he can`t bloody type or spell anyway! lol
But it was funny, we both laughed biggrin
Venusxxx
You can wear mine............. :twisted:
Should I get out of them first? biggrin
Venusxxx
You had absolutly nothing to worry about! I wish I had a smooth tummy like yours smile . We are so glad you shared :love:
Venusxxx
With only a two stone loss! :shock: I only managed 2-3 sizes in with 3 st! :shock:
lol
Venusxxx
Thanks to Tim and Jas we are now comfortably booked into a hotel.
Thankyou soooooooo much guys, we owe you one! :rose:
Venusxxx
We have a teen, she is forever downloading all kinds of shite on the PC! I`ve fragmented, removed programmes, checked for adware and spyware, viruses, cleaned up our registry, and still our virtual memory is shit! I even used a programme to improve that! Combined with the shitty connection today..........
We are going to reformat, and start again.
Venusxxx
OMG, I won`t do that to him again. He just killed the site! :shock:
Painful, so very very painful............... lol
Venusxxx
Wheres this button for the gangbang? And if I can`t find it, can I get one? I think everyone should have one! :twisted:
Mars
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Mars !!!!! keep talking !!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin

Too late, all the excitement of this just exploded. :shock:
Mars
I`ve heard of the Arndale center f*ck am I supposed to get up there in her undies?! dunno rotflmao
Mars
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Post something mars hunni, humour her. you know it makes sense.
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nothing makes sense in this house !!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin lol lol
mars
Woohoo a post from Mars ...... smile
Hiya wave
hi and thanks
love the avatar wink
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MARS!!!!!!! Hunni!!!!!!.......
How are you babe?

hi hun im fine :boo:
mars
Quote by JudyTV
Post something mars hunni, humour her. you know it makes sense.
JudyTV

nothing makes sense in this house !!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin lol lol
mars
I just noticed a patch of hard skin forming on my wrist. It`s been bugging me all day. I`ve just worked out it`s from where my wrist rests on the book I use as a mousemat :shock:
Ah well, least I didn`t end upgoing to the doctors with `PS2 syndrome` (yes, they do have a word for it!) did I Mars?! (pains in the thumbs)
Venusxxx
Not sure, but I`ll bet Teenage, and testosterone figure in there somewhere!
Venusxxx
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Venusxxx