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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Sexiest bit for me?.......When he goes into the boardrrom and shoots the shit out of everyone.
Could he have looked any hornier?! *swoon*
Blue and Venus take themselves off to a darkened room until they pull themselves together!
Venusxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Noooooooooooooooooo, don't think I dare..... :uhoh:

Since when?! :bs:
Venusxxx
Hmm, you need to bbe getting someone else to animate that for you! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Ok, thanks. smile
Mushrooms, I want Mushrooms.

SARGE! NEEDING MUSHROOMS OVER HERE.......STAT!
:twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Reese :smitten: ..... that is massive! That's bigger than Carpys!
Can't see very well cos the avatar is so small - want to check there is no string securing it in place! :shock:

The beard right? Please tell me you were referring to the beard?! He didn`t have another Av up previously did he? surprised
Venusxxx
How come you get to look cultured, and I just come across as a Sadist?!! surprised
Venusxxx
Ok, just to resurrect an old thread........
I thought I`d check Venusxxx on Google, as I tend to post on two forum at once..two I`d definately like to keep apart. Of course I am in danger of signing one of my posts Venusxxx on the other site, so I thought if I did, and someone decided to check it out, would I be busted?!
Men and shaving Below... Wax the buggers! Venusxxx _________________ 'This month is Farm Animal Awareness Week.' It is also National Singles week. ... Wax the buggers! Venusxxx. ...
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The answer is a resounding YES! I come in at number 2 surprised
Venusxxx
Well I want..............oops, the Watershed doesn`t start til 9pm does it?! :twisted:
Venusxxx
To be honest, I`m not sure if we could afford all that. We are saving for the NW Munch, but if it wasn`t too soon, we`d give it a bloody good go!
Perhaps we could just turn up for a few beers smile
Venusxxx
Desmond Morris - The Naked Ape
He had some very `interesting` ideas about homosexuality.
Venusxxx
so Enter away , and ladies you may enter as many times as you wish.

Oh goody, I`ll be able to enter all three boobs biggrin
(it`s the inbreeding dontcha know)
Venusxxx
20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling; however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss

I beat a man armwrestling once. Please, let me keep that one! lol
Venusxxx
Like all longwinded spam..........I ran out of energy halfway through. What was he waffling on about again?!
My favourite is still
BREAK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR MIGHTY COCK!
Bet there`s a few here who signed up for that one! lol
Venusxxx
Oh, I was going to start this...but forgot!
A lot of stuff by INXS, very horny.
U2 - Love me touch me thrill me (fuck me), that`s not the title, but it should be. :twisted:
Filter and the Crystal Method (Can`t you) trip like I do.
In fact most things that sound a little dark and off kilter.
I am very easily aurally stimulated.
Venusxxx
Quote by bluexxx
I voted but I'm not all that fussed really. I rarely need to go near the face :grin:

rotflmao
I voted no beard smile
Venusxxx
Why the hell not?! I do it alllllllllll the time! F*ckem if they can`t take a joke! :twisted: wink
Venusxxx
Quote by Jags
OUT FOR SUMMER
:happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :beer: :beer: :beer: :happy: :happy:
Happy happy Jags!!!!
(anyone fancy a snog??? a fumble in the dark??? lol )

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Venusxxx
NOW LISTEN UP!
I`m going to do the washing up, fold the laundry, and hoover! Now I know you all can`t live without me, but you WILL JUST HAVE TO COPE! Due to a great sacrifice on MY part, I have endeavoured to stay on all day, but (and I`m sorry if the truth hurts) I have this wonderful and exciting life which involves housework.
I hope you all appreciate THE GREAT SACRIFICE I have made for you all today, and I only ask that you think of me trying to squeeze all of this work into the half hour I have before I have to go pick my son up from school.
Jeeze, give an inch, and you`ll all take a mile!
You needy, needy people! poke
Venusxxx
Quote by Reese
And another good point you have there; that, in joining up with another couple, you'd already have that common ground to start with. You also get the benefit of their own thoughts and experiences on approaching swinging from the perspective of a stable, committed relationship. I've found that, when you've been in a secure relationship as a couple for a while, there starts to be a bit of a "cultural chasm" between yourselves and singles, thus making another couple far easier to relate to in the context of friendship. It definitely sounds as if you've chosen a good, comfortable starting point.

That said, we are not opposed to taking whatever comes if the setting is right. We have both discussed a flexible starting board, and if the timing and atmosphere is good for the pair of us, at a munch or whatever, we are not about to get too anal about it (so to speak!
Who knows what`s round the corner! That`s half the excitement, nothing is set in stone biggrin
Venusxxx
Saying that I heard the using a vibrator ebvery day can cause women to become desensitised.......I hope it`s not permanant :shock:
Venusxxx
Ohohoh! I`m up for this one. I`ll have to be original though, as I`m really up against it with the naff cam and some of the luscious the girls already here cool
Venusxxx