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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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No I don`t, and I should be wearing my glasses now, but they are my first pair, and I`m not used to wearing the bloody things.
But I can spot a good boneframe on a face a mile off. I have this thing about cheekbones on a guy..infact, and no offense, it`s been said that I often go for feminine looking guys.
Personally not too keen on men in womens clothing though, although I don`t have a problem with it........I can`t get past the connotations of Norman Bates....sorry Judy! lol
Venusxxx
Gosh I never expected to see you on this thread! lol
It`s great to see such enthuiasm, and I`m so glad you love it so much. So how do you feel about the downsides that others have mentioned?
I swear to god that when I was younger all that could be found in carparks were cars full of stoners after the pubs had shut! lol
Things could have been so much more entertaining!
BTW, The mirror picture on your site is my favourite biggrin
Venusxxx
Did you know.............
That it is entirely possible that whilst mankind was evolving, that nature saw fit to recreate buttocks on the front of the female, inorder to promote sexual attraction? There are many examples of this in nature, markings on the face or chest whick as as mimicry to the sexual organs. Full rounded breasts are not essential to breastfeeding, so why have them?
We do not have breasts, we most probably have `chest bums`!
Not alot of people know that! lol
Venusxxx
Lol, Mars and I always end up wrestling after, as I always try to empty on his side! lol
Love your Av BTW cool
Venusxxx
My 16 year old this morning, after spraying her trainers with febreeze....
Mum, stick your nose in there and tell me if it smells more of febreeze and less of the feet.
Yeah, right, as if. What does she think I am? Suicidal?! surprised
Venusxxx
I`m...erm...I mean Venus is never here. She is waaaaaaay to busy doing the housework. My, er, I mean um...........
I`m a hacker who regularly uses this account..so don`t shout at your wife hun....er I mean Mars................. yes that`s it.........hacker. :undecided:
You`d think SH would have better security than this. I mean, really!
Ven..........er.........random hacker personxxx
I asked the same in chat last week. Apparently it is sharing foreplay, but only using own partners for penetration smile
Hope that helps..and welcome to the site smile
Venusxxx
But.....but.......I was flocking, truely I was..
Look at me flocking........... bolt
Venusxxx
The entire script of Zoolander. I`m making a desktop theme.
I became...........bulimic........
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You mean................you can read minds?! surprised
Venusxxx
Congrats WBB, you have just destroyed any hope of feeling young for those here who still remember the shilling! rotflmao
Venusxxx
I too disagree with #4. In the context of swinging, for example, we choose to do this as an expression of just how much we do love and trust each other......it`s a gift we want to share, even if we have occassions we do so seperately, we will both be a big part of that gift of sexual freedom, and we love each other all the more for this.
Venusxxx
See, I`m educated already! biggrin
Thankyou..so the couples who go to `perform`, simply fall under the catagory of `exhibitionists` then? Not that I`m a great fan of labeling, but as mentioned elsewhere, it`s normally a good idea to familiarise yourself with the terminology.
Venusxxx
Personally for us yes, but then we don`t find dogging that attractive. Certainly I have fantasies about the unknown entity either watching or joining in when I`m in the middle of something, but the reality of such a situation is too risky for me to get hot. Not only would I be worried about the problems raised, but being faced by a total stranger is something which in reality I think would freeze me, I`d feel threatened perhaps?
Anyway, thats just me, and not a criticism on those who do enjoy it, but as I can`t relate so well to this activity, I thought it`d be a good idea to get educated smile
Venusxxx
OMG! I just looked at the website!! That ball was made for me! The idea of that kind of atmosphere, and be able to dress exotically just how they describe it is heaven on earth! I changed three times at the munch! I rarely dress up or wear makeup in everyday life, so when I let rip, I let rip lol
Sooooo expensive though :cry:
Maybe next year. I can spend all year designing and making an outfit. Thats what I used to do when I went clubbing (cept not an entire year! lol )
Venusxxx
If you can cum ok when you masturbate, I would suggest two things;
Maybe you are trying too hard.
Cut down on the masturbation!
If not then maybe you should have a word with your doc. cool
Venusxxx
After reading so many good threads about swinging, I wondered what dogging means to people personally.
So I thought I`d start a thread biggrin
Venusxxx
To be honest I`m not sure if I do or not. There are certainly occassions when after I`ve cum it`s so wet it`s worthy of attention, surprisingly so (and no I haven`t peed!), but unfortunately it only happens when I`m on top, so we can`t tell.
Venusxxx
I`m all for a secret signal if, like the masons, it means I can get my plumbing done for free, and Mars can get let off of his parking tickets! biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by corriefem
5. A man or woman who is troubled by excessive lust does not usually love

Oh crap! How am I gonna break that one to Mars surprised
Venusxxx
I just pull my butt cheeks apart and let it out silently.....but then my farts don`t stink....unless I`ve been eating onions, then they should be shared and enjoyed :twisted:
Now, who wants to shag me! From an orderly queue please biggrin
Venusxxx
lol
My son (9) just came home from his school play, telling me of an argument with a friend.
`He said I didn`t sing, that I was fighting with Johnny too much, but I sang more than I fighted`
I corrected him
`You sang more than you fought`.
`No, I KNOW how much I sang`!
Kids! :doh:
Venusxxx
lol rotflmao
If you're ever in a position where you feel the need to wear two condoms just to be on the safe side then here is a handy tip..............

Reminds me of this little gem..
There was a young man from Mauritius
Who said that last fuck was delicious
But next time I cum
It`ll be in your bum
Cos that scab on your cunt looks suspicious! surprised
Venusxxx
Having my cervix stroked does nothing for me, apart from the stimulation on the way up! I have a very low one, which was a pig when I had the coil fitted, the cord kept stabbing poor Mars. I had it snipped shorter and shorter, until they refused on the bases they`d lose it altogether! Anyway, I digress, cervix stimulation is quite accessable for me, but it just doesn`t seem to be very sensitive.
Venusxxx
Lol, I think Mark should add a disclaimer to this thread.
Any deaths occurring from asphixiation are at no point the resposibilty of Swinging Heaven.
I wish I could breathe through my nose longterm, that could be a problem confused . I found that a real problem during yoga, I just don`t get enough oxygen. *Enter big debate in the VnMs household.
How do you breathe? In through your nose, and out through your mouth? In and out of the mouth? What?
I breathe in and out through my mouth, and have just been informed that is WRONG!!
It`s kept me alive so far hasn`t it?! dunno
Venusxxx