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Thinking of you
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A family and friends were sitting anxiously in a hospital waiting room waiting for news of thier loved one who was undergoing a lifesaving operation. Four hours passed, and the surgeon came in.
`I have good news and bad news` he said. `The good news is that I can save this person, but unfortunately we will have to embark on a cutting edge procedure which is going to be expensive....for this person needs a brain transplant.`
The next of kin told the surgeon that no price would be too much, but just how much will this cost?
`well`, the sugeon replied, `you have two choices, you can use the male brain we have in stock for $35,000 or if things are tight the female brain for $9000`.
At this there was some shuffling of the feet. The men looked at the women in discomfort, some even managed to hide thier grins, but finally, one could stand it no longer, and blurted out his question....
`But why is it that the female brain is so cheap?`
`Don`t be silly man`, the surgeon replied, `everybody knows that used goods are cheaper!`
Venusxxx
`I have good news and bad news` he said. `The good news is that I can save this person, but unfortunately we will have to embark on a cutting edge procedure which is going to be expensive....for this person needs a brain transplant.`
The next of kin told the surgeon that no price would be too much, but just how much will this cost?
`well`, the sugeon replied, `you have two choices, you can use the male brain we have in stock for $35,000 or if things are tight the female brain for $9000`.
At this there was some shuffling of the feet. The men looked at the women in discomfort, some even managed to hide thier grins, but finally, one could stand it no longer, and blurted out his question....
`But why is it that the female brain is so cheap?`
`Don`t be silly man`, the surgeon replied, `everybody knows that used goods are cheaper!`
Venusxxx
I panicked then. My daughter told me the same joke today. Then I remembered that she read it out of a gossip magazine, and THEN I remembered that you had only just posted this; so she couldn`t have possibly seen it here................
Good thing I remembered. I could have made a real twat of myself on here
Venusxxx
Good thing I remembered. I could have made a real twat of myself on here
Venusxxx
but probably the most embarrasing moment was when i first had my coil put in.. it made my periods go really funny before it stopped them completley.
i went out with a guy i had seen a few times and we ended up going back to his place for a bit of fun.
i had no idea i had "come on" and so was more than happy to let him have a play around.
it was not untill i went to the bathroom (where the light was on) that i noticed all the mess.
i couldnt face going into the room and putting the light on to see what mess had been made of his bed and him..and having to tell him what had happened, so i started crying and told him he had "injured me" and i was going home!
i have actually seen him since,.,and he felt really guilty that he had done something to me!
Busty that was brilliant!
I went to Brighton and bought my first vibe when I hit 18. Out of curiousity I upacked it in the train station loos, in a locked cubicle. I switched it on.................and it made such a loud buzzing noise, and vibrated so much, I dropped it in alarm, and it rolled out into the wash area..........................where I had to go out and retrieve it in front of EVERYONE :shock:
:shock: 
Venusxxx
:P Quote by dambuster
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxx
Quote by Vicky_uk
In answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
Quote by sussexguy
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape aand in the hope of
(
really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??
Me!! I want to play !!
Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
Rachel
Quote by chick0074
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
See how small we can squish dambuster
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes"
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce
???Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
i think shes been squeezed!!
she'll have to squeeze back in!! breathe in!!
ok you can breathe out now
Wow! Is this still going on?
Rachel
Seems so. Some people have far too much time on their hands. At least I have an excuse. Did I tell you I'm off all week !!!!!!!!!
Yes, lots of times
But did you hear me???
I can`t cope with this thread :silly:
Venusxxx
Sorry Miss. I didn't really think it would catch on so.
You had to have a go tho'; didn't you
Maybe someone in authoritaaaaay will stop it before too long.
But of course! I can`t help myself when a large body of people get together! :twisted:
Venusxxx
And nor should you. Or maybe you should. Help yourself that is
Wait til Ireallyget going :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by dambuster
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxx
Quote by Vicky_uk
In answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
Quote by sussexguy
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a
Me!! I want to play !!
Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
Rachel
Quote by chick0074
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
See how small we can squish dambuster
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes"
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce
???Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
i think shes been squeezed!!
she'll have to squeeze back in!! breathe in!!
ok you can breathe out now
Wow! Is this still going on?
Rachel
Seems so. Some people have far too much time on their hands. At least I have an excuse. Did I tell you I'm off all week !!!!!!!!!
Yes, lots of times
But did you hear me???
I can`t cope with this thread :silly:
Venusxxx
Sorry Miss. I didn't really think it would catch on so.
You had to have a go tho'; didn't you
Maybe someone in authoritaaaaay will stop it before too long.
But of course! I can`t help myself when a large body of people get together! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by dambuster
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!
Quote by CarrieAnn
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxx
Quote by Vicky_uk
In answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
Quote by sussexguy
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a
Me!! I want to play !!
Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
Rachel
Quote by chick0074
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
See how small we can squish dambuster
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes"
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce
???Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
i think shes been squeezed!!
she'll have to squeeze back in!! breathe in!!
ok you can breathe out now
Wow! Is this still going on?
Rachel
Seems so. Some people have far too much time on their hands. At least I have an excuse. Did I tell you I'm off all week !!!!!!!!!
Yes, lots of times
But did you hear me???
I can`t cope with this thread :silly:
Venusxxx
Quote by chaz237only ever had a reply to the one i sent so dont worry about it
I`ve been in there for a few hours....and I only recieved 2.
I`m beginning to feel inadequate :cry:
Venusxxx
I never replied to either of them. One because I wasn`t even there, there other because it was hard enough trying to keep up with the main room at the time, without worrying about uninvited PMs. Granted, you may have been one of the `good guys` but then you could have easily been one of the 68768 A/S/L guys
Venusxxx
No offense taken . I happen to agree with alot of what you are saying, thats one of the reasons I want to get into it. I hope to be better than that.
I`d suggest that the people who have difficulty accepting you need the therapy to deal with their inadequacies. Why are you such a threat to them?! That is a problem of thiers they should confront if it effects you.
I think you already have a healthy approach. Unfortunately you can`t change everybodies attitudes, but I hope that learning to understand people and where they are coming from will help me to touch base with as many people as possible.
For me, on a personal level, it`s about learning to understand people so that I can better communicate with them.
Some people are just arseholes though
Venusxxx
. I happen to agree with alot of what you are saying, thats one of the reasons I want to get into it. I hope to be better than that.I`d suggest that the people who have difficulty accepting you need the therapy to deal with their inadequacies. Why are you such a threat to them?! That is a problem of thiers they should confront if it effects you.
I think you already have a healthy approach. Unfortunately you can`t change everybodies attitudes, but I hope that learning to understand people and where they are coming from will help me to touch base with as many people as possible.
For me, on a personal level, it`s about learning to understand people so that I can better communicate with them.
Some people are just arseholes though
Venusxxx
