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Quote by PoloLady
Answers will be posted later in the week...........
FFS - there is always someone at the back shouting one answer

:therethere: lol
Venusxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Blue's right about Blasian - that was announced as they left.

Uggghhhhhh, what am I being accused of now? :shock:
wink
Blue, did you drink their blood?! *taps foot*
What have you been TOLD about that?! smackbottom
*weary sigh*
Venusxxx
Quote by philg
Hi all must admite when I read his post even as a newbie i now before i started reading the thread it would make me lol :lol: :lol:
Must say I have not had the bottle to start a thread yeat ,just in case I droped myself in it. redface
phil.

Ah, but you`ve posted........ :small-print: :twisted:
Venusxxx
I think dark skin against white can look very visually erotic. There`s a perfume(?) advert which plays with that juxtapostion among others. Perhaps it`s a crude way of advertising to fulfill that in some cases?
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Scandal......... :rascal: Venusxxx

Just to show how easily things can be misconstrued online, I meant I'm really good at talking about it. redface
You mean your mouth moves and everything?! :shock: :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by rachel-lane
venus i wouldnt mind if they were sex related dreams but there funny dreams , always a warning the sub-concious is trying to warn the concious and concious trys to block it out so sub-concious the sneeky bugger tells it in a funny way to slip it through :twisted:

rotflmao
I like it!
Venusxxx
Definately a mental health issue Eager, It can happen to anyone you know. :jagsatwork: :grin:
BTW. Love the AV!
Venusxxx
Quote by little
Okay, so you are a fucking spoilsport for not doing what other poeple want you to do. Errrrr, even if that was a correct statement. - So????? You DO, what the fuck YOU, WANT to do. They are in fact DOING exactly what they themselves WANT to do. It just so happens, that your idea of it, is different to there idea of it, and there's more of them. Does NOT mean that their idea of it, is any more right, than your idea is wrong, or vice versa.
Its about learning what respect for other people IS actually all about. Affording them the same level of repect as you would want for yourself. You have to grasp onto your own self respect first.

Damn I love your posts. I swear to god they are the route to my inner peace and all that bollox. kiss
Post more. The forum would be richer for it.
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
cheeky bloody cow! mad it said a british term for kids
n x x x ;)

And your point is? dunno
Venusxxx
Quote by Happy Cats
What about Tatters and yam yams?
I just feel sorry for those from Goole

blink :blink: :blink:
Scandal......... :rascal:
Venusxxx
Quote by optimism
I see what youre saying and i appreciate it, but it was my idea and my mistake, everyone else enjoyed it and want a repeat, all accepting my terms now that they know how i feel, but that makes me the spoilsport now :cry:

NEVER feel guilty about reassessing your bounderies. Anyone who has any respect for you will not hold it against you, and anyone who does, is not worth feeling guilty about.
Besides. What mistake? You tried it, didn`t like it. Made it clear you don`t want a repeat. The mistake would have been to say nothing, and dig yourself in deeper. It`s also a mistake (IMO) not to try something out if the idea appeals at the time and all parties are agreeable.
Venusxxx
Quote by KitKat
confused you can't push the bad thoughts out. The thing to do is find out what is causing the bad thoughts, breakdown in trust, loss of self esteem, a feeling of insecurity in a changed world. dunno
Pushing the bad thoughts out is like opening switching a light on because the room is dark - when what you should be doing is opening the curtains and letting the sunlight in.
It works, but at a cost later.
lhk
Kat

Yeah, that`s the bit you have to do first. THEN look at it as a valuable learning curve etc, etc redface
Venusxxx
You look at it as a valuable learning curve and embrace the wisdom learnt from it.
I suppose it`s a matter of perspective. That`s if the fallout only involves `bad thoughts`.
Venusxxx
I do hope they reintroduce hot meals at my sons primary school. If only for the winter. Probably does them no harm to have school packed lunches, I`m just a little old-fashioned like that!
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird

Plus he'll probably get showered in milk confused

THAT completely mortified me after my first child :shock:
Venusxxx
Me too - once sat on the edge of the bed when my oldest started to cry and both boobs just showered milk everywhere :?
Probably shouldn't have shared that :shock:
It`s a thread about pregnancy, I give it one whole page before us girls are sharing childbirth stories.
Did you know my youngest was born in the sack? Very rare that. The other two would have to if I hadn`t allowed intervention.
Ok, less than a page! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Plus he'll probably get showered in milk confused

THAT completely mortified me after my first child :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
How do you 'cop a roger'?
The mind boggles
(well, my mind does anyway)
lol :lol:

Southern speak Freckle :lol:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
OMG Will, you silly silly man - what on earth possessed you to write that post.
You think her centre of gravity's changed now - wait until the first time she stands up after the birth. She'll probably fall over confused

That in mind, do not, I repeat, do NOT, try to grope her enormous great boobs when the milk comes in :shock:
Yes, I know they will be very big and exciting, but you will get hit. Ask Mars innocent
Venusxxx
Quote by BrightonGeezer
RAAAAAAH! biggrin

eep! :scared:
Oh fuck. Just blew the mini-dom thing evil
What was this thread about again? :lol2:
Venusxxx
Quote by shortouse
Ahh to have one's hopes raised so high, and then dashed in an instant... :doh: :cry:
Ok... in this instance I could make an exception :grin:
(shortouse goes off to practice on his teddy bear with the cat (o' nine tails... not tibbles))

Gosh. I`m getting good at this whole mini-dom thing! :giggle:
Venusxxx
And besides that. They only turn up for Blue because they`re too terrified not to! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by satin
ok so no serious offers off here confused at least i know now when we put a meet up on here to meet both of us,i no wat your really coming for :? rolleyes

Not true! I know a certain man whose had plenty to say in your favour.......
pity he lives hundreds of miles away though sad
Venusxxx
Quote by shortouse
Mind you - re the kids.... I'll do it if he won't! :twisted: wink :wink:

Now THAT`S the kind of attitude that`ll get you laid!
(not really - honest - love the little blighters)

..........but you blew it. *sigh*
Venusxxx
See the power I wield over men people?! I can take them to the far extremes of their emotions in the blink of an eyelid! Damn I`m good! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by BrightonGeezer
IMO! Nothing whatsoever wrong with southern lasses! I am originaly from Manchester, and spent all my young life oop north. But at age sixteen, and yes that was 1983, I moved to Brighton to find work. I have two maraiges under my belt, both to Brightonian women, and I wouldn't go back oop north to live for a gold clock.
You can only really find out from experience, but as one who knows, my advice is to stay darn sarf!!
After the NORTHvSOUTH thread... I have been thinking...... (couldn't you hear me!!!)
Are there any Southern woman on here??????????? im really thinking of moving to NORTH as the southern we are very few and farr between...... Damm im bored.
Dave

OMG. I love this man! worship
Venusxxx
Blimey thank you!
I'm not going to beat your kids though! biggrin
X
And with that comment you have just rendered yourself useless. You can piss off now. :mrgreen: :lol2:
Venusxxx
Quote by BrightonGeezer
I have to say I'm delighted with the way I have been welcomed here. Thank you kindly, excellent reception, and great forum.
X

Don`t get used to it. It`s all downhill from here on in :shock: lol
Venusxxx
Quote by BrightonGeezer
IMO! Nothing whatsoever wrong with southern lasses! I am originaly from Manchester, and spent all my young life oop north. But at age sixteen, and yes that was 1983, I moved to Brighton to find work. I have two maraiges under my belt, both to Brightonian women, and I wouldn't go back oop north to live for a gold clock.
You can only really find out from experience, but as one who knows, my advice is to stay darn sarf!!
After the NORTHvSOUTH thread... I have been thinking...... (couldn't you hear me!!!)
Are there any Southern woman on here??????????? im really thinking of moving to NORTH as the southern we are very few and farr between...... Damm im bored.
Dave

OMG. I love this man! worship
Venusxxx